SDNW5 Preliminary Discussion Thread

[Force Lord]

Hahaha, so instead of Sasha the centralist lead (Who's name eludes me at this time) gets to get into awkward one sided romatic situations with God Empress Haruhi?

DER Kierger: "It's DIRAD KIERGER! Damn it, it's not hard to remember! And me with Haruhii? *shudders* I don't think that can work."

[Skywalker_T-65]

What is this, 'everyone hates Space Sweden day'? Seriously...

(PS, for those who lack sarcasm meters...I'm joking )

[Simon_Jester]

Umerians:

"Why would we hate Space Sweden? We need your chefs for our... wait. We neither confirm nor deny the existence of stealth attack ships."

"IF they existed, they just wouldn't be the same without that borky goodness..."

[Force Lord]

Centralists:

"Space Sweden is swell. And who suggested going through the Holy Empire to get at them? We may be boneheaded but not clinically insane!"

[White Haven]

Little blast from the past...

The fact that the message decoded the same way no matter what encoding system was applied to it was beyond disturbing. It was, outwardly, the same sequence every time. Applying the same sequence of inputs to different decoding processes should, by definition, produce predictably-different results. Translating the same sequence via modern signal encoding systems produced the same output as any other. Morse Code produced the same message.

Six characters. No pauses or breaks to indicate where the series was meant to begin or end.

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RGYKIE
GYKIER
YKIERG
KIERGY
IERGYK
ERGYKI

One of those meant something. All of them? The whole block as a unit? Who or what was an ERGYKI? And why, most importantly, were the very underpinnings of reality itself throbbing in time with its name?

The answer lay ahead, at the threshold of the KING IN YELLOW. And it was Thomas Garcia’s job to find it.

Soon.

[White Haven]

As for duels, thanks for the collective reminder, I need to work out League dueling. It should be...interesting. *cackles*

[Skywalker_T-65]

See, Space Sweden is good...Space Sweden is nice...you like Space Sweden...because we don't fight you...

( )

[Crossroads Inc.]

*shakes off sparkly stuff* "What is this? Confetti? No matter! Ridiculous Tormato Attack!"

*spins at high speed, forming red tornado that throws sauce at Crossroads*

(Crossroads gasps at the onrushing Red Menace)
"AH! The ancient and mystical Tomato Tornado Attack! You FIEND!" the Bishi says as he lifts his sword up and braces both palms against the hilt. In the few seconds it takes for the crimson cyclone to reach iot's target, Crossroad concentrates, his sword beginning to glow.
"Bishonen Shield Activate!"

The spray of Tomatoes begins to part around the upturned sword, deflected around the Bishonen as he is pushed back by the furious force of the Tomato Terror! Crossroads able to weather the storm, but not totally unscathed as sauce drips from his shoes.

"It is time to end this!!" The Bishonen says as he gathers himself up.
"This duel is about the need for both of us to found our Homelands! To fight about where our worlds shall be!
But which of us truly needs this land?" He says, sparkles surrounding him as he pulls out a rose.
"I am a newcomer to this world! A small plucky nation faced against unfathomable odds that seem stacked against him! I am a new Dynamic nation that already has a large intricate back story that cries out for Characterization! Whereas you...
You are a standardized "Big Brute" Super power! A shallow stereotype needing no further plot development!

"Bishonen Finishing Move! Super Yaoi Make Out Scene!"
And with that, a trio of sexually ambiguous "males" clad only in billowing silk appear from nothingness around Crossroads. The Soft core sex sequence that follows producing a nova of Sparkle energy that glows like a small sun!

Hahaha, so instead of Sasha the centralist lead (Who's name eludes me at this time) gets to get into awkward one sided romatic situations with God Empress Haruhi?

DER Kierger: "It's DIRAD KIERGER! Damn it, it's not hard to remember! And me with Haruhii? *shudders* I don't think that can work."

Ah yessss.... I can smell the Hentai Slash fic being written as we speak!
Mwah ha ha....

[Skywalker_T-65]

...I think I'm mentally scarred now...I would surrender now FL...surrender while you have the chance...

*goes to hide in Arcadia's mountains...*

[Force Lord]

*desperately closes his bloodshot eyes from the horror (nothing against gays, but... HIS MANLINESS!)*

"AAAHHHH! BLEACH! I NEED BLEACH!"

*a white, pasty liquid falls from the sky, defusing the sparkly energy*

"... Now, I am ...VERY, INCREDIBLY, INDESCRIBABLY ANGRY WITH YOU! HAVE AT YOU!"

*summon Black Tentacles with star tattoos*

"Now, let's see if you can save your honor!"

[Shinn Langley Soryu]

Haruhi has standards. Centralists simply aren't good enough for her. Besides, she already has a husband.

Homura: My fellow Haruhiists, I'm pleased to tell you today that the Empress has signed legislation that will outlaw the Centrality forever. We begin liquid-R bombardment in five minutes.
Nanoha: Didn't you previously say that the Holy Empire never starts wars?
Haruhi: *clears throat, glares at Homura*
Homura: ...Crap.

[Akhlut]

The Hoavi receive yet more proof of the inferiority of these slavering beasts.

Perhaps Oderus wasn't merely manufacturing untruths when he boasted of creating humans when he bred himself with countless apes on your backwards cradleworld.

[Crossroads Inc.]

Grrahhh....

I hear-by pause the duel for now. Note Migraines are NOT very Bishy -_-
Expect me to make jokes about Blackstar in the future however. (Pops a bunch of aspirin and heads to bed)

[Darkevilme]

Is there anything humans could do that wouldn't be more proof of their inferiority to the Hoavi?

((The Chamarrans of course have many nicknames for mankind including The Unworthy Tyrant so would probably agree with all the disparaging comments directed at the monkeys though.))

[Esquire]

That's just fine - we sons of Hellas don't even need nicknames to express our disdain for you barbarians! You aliens! You... barbaliens!

[Panzersharkcat]

The Bastians look on in amusement. They'd pass the popcorn except they don't have popcorn, nor would they be able to digest it properly anyway.

[Crossroads Inc.]

Typing now while half out of it from a codeine pill..
Just a heads up, as i prolly have not said that much yet. IN GAME my nation is Non human
It's more an "intersteller furry convention" that includes, wolfpeople, dragons, catpeople, dwarf sized giraffe people, a race that could pass for the "Honey Combs' monster and an AI with the personality of Tony Stark...

So for everyone going on about the silly humans.. Well thats just ME, being silly of course... noT my nation.
Of course that said I am still out raged! tHis is a glorious and sacred duel between two might forces over sacred land! I will mop the floor with force Lord of ocurse.. But it is a Brave and Valiant battle for the ages!

Ye should be more respectful, less I shall turn my Army of Sexual Ambiguous Yaoi drones upon you!

[Simon_Jester]

The Hoavi receive yet more proof of the inferiority of these slavering beasts.

Perhaps Oderus wasn't merely manufacturing untruths when he boasted of creating humans when he bred himself with countless apes on your backwards cradleworld.

What was that noise? Must have been the wind.

That's just fine - we sons of Hellas don't even need nicknames to express our disdain for you barbarians! You aliens! You... barbaliens!

[Heavily armored copyright lawyer with a large axe starts glaring at you. He is bouncing a bombdiscus up and down in his off hand]

Ye should be more respectful, less I shall turn my Army of Sexual Ambiguous Yaoi drones upon you!

Watch out, Crossroads. You're close to the Hellenes. I'm pretty sure they're yaoi drones' natural, um... predators.

[Feralgnoll]

There's a big muthafucking duel brewin, and the big muthafucking crab spacestruckers will take to any war zone to deliver some bigfuckin bombs. Fuckin Crab folk are not yellow. Unless they are actually colored yellow. But they don't have to be yellow to be fucking yellow.... maybe its best for fuckin space crab truckers not to fuckin think. Fuckin stick to truckin.

For the Crab Goddess.

[Simon_Jester]

[Orks open space-pub and truck stop so they can challenge crabs to arm-wrestling matches]

[Skywalker_T-65]

Well, the Arcadians already have an inferiority complex by virtue of knowing all their territory is just looted from the Furling Empire. Speaking of which...

'Stop calling the humans monkeys! It's your own fault we weren't there to keep an eye on them!' (Furling)

'Umm...we're standing right here...' (Arcadian)

'Right...sorry about that...carry on...' *Furling glares at Grays*

[White Haven]

Can...you legitimately arm-wrestle a crab? I mean, without having your fingers snipped off by accident? Not that Orks would mind that, but it would sort of result in losing your grip, and thus the arm-wrestle.

[OmegaChief]

Clearly this is why the Orks replace thier arms with giant mechnical claws, designed specifically for arm wrestling giant crabs.

Because that is exactlyt he sort of thing Orks would do.

[Rabid]

*see a whole mess of people starring and yelling at each other*

"Don't mind us, we're just passing by... Stay cool, don't shoot..."

*discreetly reach the Arcadians*

"Mang, just try to stay out of trouble and everything will be alright, 'k ?"

*slowly drift toward the Authority*

"Peace, guy. Hey, I heard some you may be looking toward 'liberating' some of the Volscian world ? not cool, man, not cool. However, those Belkan dudes ? Yeah, maybe we could lend a hand. Not sure, tho' - we may have another party scheduled. I'll get back to you on that."

*waves hand toward the League*

"Hey mang, I have some novice psykers in need of training. Could you lend a hand ? I may have some goodies for you if it's possible..."

[Skywalker_T-65]

'What did I do?' (Arcadian)

'I think they confused you for me...' (Furling)

'Ahh...that makes sense...' (Arcadian)

*somewhere in SPACE VIKING territory*

'I AM BEOWULF!!'

*Back at the silliness*

'That was weird...and why the heck can we here it all the way out here?' (Arcadian)

'I don't know...' (Furling)