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PeZook wrote:And so I killed Ivan.

For some reason, I felt really bad about it :(
YOU BASTARD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Maybe there could be an Ivan the Monkey amusement park in his honor.
YES. :D

Come on Sultan(whatever his name is) move your ass.
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There goes the Baroness :cry:
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You do NOT want to play games with someone who's hopped up on horse steroids :twisted: :lol:
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Besides, the obnoxious bitch had it coming :D
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Post by Shroom Man 777 »

horse steroids

mang.


So, COYOTE, do you want to have Shroomanian DARK LIQUID PMCs ruin the shit out of COBRA Apocalypse Now style?

But instead of the Ride of the Valkyries, my choppers will be playing An All-American Hero, G.I. Joe is Here! G.I. JOE! GO JOE!

Cool?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:horse steroids

mang.


So, COYOTE, do you want to have Shroomanian DARK LIQUID PMCs ruin the shit out of COBRA Apocalypse Now style?

But instead of the Ride of the Valkyries, my choppers will be playing An All-American Hero, G.I. Joe is Here! G.I. JOE! GO JOE!

Cool?
That'd be waycool. I'm going to be doing more Neverhood stuff soon; I just enjoyed th erelative calm we've had in the days since the nuclear war was averted.

I'll be out of town for a few days, so I'll try to post some stuff today and let things run until I get back next Monday...
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Hey, those are the same UCAVs the Yer Mom submarine uses. Now I wonder who's been selling Shroomanian secrets :wink: :P
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Post by PeZook »

On the matter of the Sultan: I say we rig the accession vote.

PeZookia and Shroomania will vote yes, three of the others will vote no and the rest will abstain with certain reservations.

This way, the Sultan doesn't feel as if we're dicks (even though we are...), and we can assure him that he only needs to do A, B, C and maybe D, and his accession will be assured.

If he changes into a stable non-dickish state, we hold another, non-rigged vote. What say you? :)
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Maybe there could be an Ivan the Monkey amusement park in his honor.
A new order deticated to him and p0rn called "The Brotherhood of the Monkey" :twisted:
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PeZook wrote:On the matter of the Sultan: I say we rig the accession vote.

PeZookia and Shroomania will vote yes, three of the others will vote no and the rest will abstain with certain reservations.

This way, the Sultan doesn't feel as if we're dicks (even though we are...), and we can assure him that he only needs to do A, B, C and maybe D, and his accession will be assured.

If he changes into a stable non-dickish state, we hold another, non-rigged vote. What say you? :)
I love politics :lol:

I seriously fucking do.

He won't be snubbed, and we can still help him. How does Kulisnky feel about going back to Libertia? :)
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Shroom Man 777 wrote: He won't be snubbed, and we can still help him. How does Kulisnky feel about going back to Libertia? :)
Well, Kulinsky got a promotion and a residenture in Coilerburg. He's not going back to Libertia :)

I may whip out a new intel star, though, if you need one :D
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Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Well if the forces in West Neverhood want to kick the crap out of COBRA ProTec is very willing to share intel and coordinate action. As a matter of procedure ProTec has ben sending reports to the commanders on the other side detialing what cross border rebel groups do and asking them to go after said rebels.

Or if you'll want to shun the PMC ProTec go ahead. We'll just coordinate with Shroom's Dark Liquid instead 8) .
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Shroom's Dark Liquid is also working with Mercenary Aces stationed in West Neverhoody. We've got our own air support 8)

(And it's HIGH TIME I got those maverick renegades in some action. I've been high-falootin' about them for months! Goose! Maverick! Ice Prick!)
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And it ends.

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Post by Raj Ahten »

Well, even if COBRA is beheaded the chaos they created is certain to last awhile. Nuclear SHell for the win! Given they are making war bots, it would seem Shep didn't want to take any chances.

Though now Jason Bourneholm will get less of a work out :(
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shroom's Dark Liquid is also working with Mercenary Aces stationed in West Neverhoody. We've got our own air support 8)

(And it's HIGH TIME I got those maverick renegades in some action. I've been high-falootin' about them for months! Goose! Maverick! Ice Prick!)
Well, I used Splint Chesthair and Rock Ironbeef instead, hope you don't mind.

The other guys in the picture are Big McLargehuge, Rip Steakface, and Gristle McThornbody.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Nuclear material in orbit can't be banned
Well, fissile material (reactor) is not the same as a nuclear bomb, or a thermonuclear bomb, in orbit.

P.S. I don't like the Cobra. :lol:
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Stas Bush wrote:
Nuclear material in orbit can't be banned
Well, fissile material (reactor) is not the same as a nuclear bomb, or a thermonuclear bomb, in orbit.
Right... how are you going to be able to tell whether there's one buried in a satellite?
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Coyote wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shroom's Dark Liquid is also working with Mercenary Aces stationed in West Neverhoody. We've got our own air support 8)

(And it's HIGH TIME I got those maverick renegades in some action. I've been high-falootin' about them for months! Goose! Maverick! Ice Prick!)
Well, I used Splint Chesthair and Rock Ironbeef instead, hope you don't mind.

The other guys in the picture are Big McLargehuge, Rip Steakface, and Gristle McThornbody.
You are a wonderful man :lol:

Of course, those are obviously noms de guerre, but mang! Shroomanians... :lol:

As for my thoughts on COBRA, I am ambivalent. They give me good reason to use Mercenary Aces *makes airplane noises with mouth*

Here are those COBRA androids :P

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Post by K. A. Pital »

Okay, the Gen Sec got tired of this crap and made a phone call.

The RT will be purged of unwanted elements right now :lol:
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He's even worse than Baylor :lol:
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Here are those COBRA androids :P

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What about these?:

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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Goddamn. Our Dark Liquid operators are DOOMED!

Unless they start screaming homoerotic warcries in the midst of battle. Yes.
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Stas Bush wrote:Okay, the Gen Sec got tired of this crap and made a phone call.

The RT will be purged of unwanted elements right now :lol:
I haven't gotten around to deal with the PRIEST investigation though.
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