SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

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This has been the case about them consistently since Chaotic Neutral's first post about them; why would it change now?
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Ah, nutsack. I was going to use that image of the Norad II crashing for the battle over Norrland.
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Lonestar wrote:Ah, nutsack. I was going to use that image of the Norad II crashing for the battle over Norrland.
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Lonestar wrote:Ah, nutsack. I was going to use that image of the Norad II crashing for the battle over Norrland.
:mrgreen: wrote:Maybe there was some truth to the rumors that the battlestar design had been stolen from the Bragulans after all.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Lonestar wrote:Ah, nutsack. I was going to use that image of the Norad II crashing for the battle over Norrland.
:mrgreen: wrote:Maybe there was some truth to the rumors that the battlestar design had been stolen from the Bragulans after all.
:mrgreen:
A Battlestar doesn't look like a battlecruiser!
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Don't you go all rectificatin' me son, I know my stuff. Battlestars, battlecruisers, battleboats, they're all alike -- fringe world yokels who don't know where their loyalties lie!
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The mood of the ship was thus even gloomier than ever. At one point Forg had to send one crewman to the brig in a straightjacket for trying to kill himself, and had considered executing the man to end his suffering [...]
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BTW Langleys, what is the disposition of the Scron forces in the Outlands?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:BTW Langleys, what is the disposition of the Scron forces in the Outlands?
Presumably almost wholly concentrated on Eretz-Nod, since they want their Ichor and want to deprive the Bragulans of their morning bread-spread...

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KlavoHunter wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:BTW Langleys, what is the disposition of the Scron forces in the Outlands?
Presumably almost wholly concentrated on Eretz-Nod, since they want their Ichor and want to deprive the Bragulans of their morning bread-spread...

.... As soon as I can think of some ridiculously RTS-stylized depiction of my guys, I'll have the Black Asteroid Hedjazis send a merc company to Eretz-Nod to harvest the delicious greens for moneys to keep terrifying Swarms away!
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So, I am now down another internal organ. I had my gall bladder removed. Woo semi-vestigial organs!

This may give me a chance to do some catch-up or I may just spend the next couple of days high on pain meds. Hopefully both.
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Dark Hellion wrote:So, I am now down another internal organ. I had my gall bladder removed. Woo semi-vestigial organs!

This may give me a chance to do some catch-up or I may just spend the next couple of days high on pain meds. Hopefully both.
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Mang, Solarianoids poking around where they shouldn't be.

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It's interesting and well presented; I like it.

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Mang. Airaii dickery exceeds even Bragulan dickery, at least locally. Impressive.

I wonder what happened to those Airaii mercenaries I gave a cameo to at Hawk's Nest. Hmm.

EDIT #2:
I also wonder, if that was a Pupulon ship, where Planet Pupulon is located. Is it near anyone's space? Maybe it's many sectors away. Who knows? I'm curious.
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loomer mentioned that the Outlands also includes all sorts of miscellaneous species, so I think the Pupulon can be amongst the random aliens in the highly diverse Outlands. Planet Pupulon can be somewhere in the Outlands. They are so nice and so naive and gullible to Bragulan inhumanisms! :)

Now all we need are Apexai (or Ranoideans?) to decide on whether to destroy planet Pupulon... or Earth.

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Also, the debut of the Recon Gunskimmer!

Langley, I'm gonna need to know what the Bragulans got to photograph there on Eretz-Nod.


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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Langley, I'm gonna need to know what the Bragulans got to photograph there on Eretz-Nod.
Current Scron space force disposition at Eretz-Nod is ten Motherships (one currently undergoing repairs after the Adam Smith Hates Your Guts incident), at least 20 Assault Carriers, and at least 60 Devastators. If the Black Bear's drones managed to get close enough to get pictures of the planetary surface, they'd probably get a very good look at the Scron's rubiconium harvesting operations (Extractors and Growth Accelerators en masse), as well as their field production facilities (Drone Platforms, Foundries, Portals, Warp Spheres, and Gravity Stabilizers) and their defenses (Buzzer Hives, Photon Cannons, Plasma Batteries, and possibly even Storm Columns). If the Black Bear got lucky, it'd probably also get a peek or two at the Scron's main strongholds, containing their most important structures like their Thresholds and Relay Nodes.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:loomer mentioned that the Outlands also includes all sorts of miscellaneous species, so I think the Pupulon can be amongst the random aliens in the highly diverse Outlands. Planet Pupulon can be somewhere in the Outlands. They are so nice and so naive and gullible to Bragulan inhumanisms! :)
You just know the Sheppoes are going to get involved in the Outlands now. For the Pupulons.

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*Is somewhat concerned at a possible Scron threat to Arpad*

EDIT: Also, with the Bragulans practically next door, Arpad is practically reduced to playing turtle.
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And we get a look at the state of Anglo-Imperium relations. :D
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