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Van Halstoff Air Base, Van Halstoff Territory
Republic of Cascadia


Katarina Papadoulos was weeping as she recounted her harrowing tale to a Cascadian military officer, Major Paul Lykos, who served in the Air Force JAG office. The three JAG officers on post at Van Halstoff were working overtime to interview those of the freed prisoners they could communicate with to provide a formal report to the Cascadian government. The interviews also permitted them to determine who was from where and make suitable arrangements for repatriation.

After Katarina finished telling Major Lykos what had happened, he offered her a meal and drink. By the time she consumed it an officer of the CSR's Air Force had come for her. He smiled at her, gave her a re-assuring hug, and brought her back to the massive Tu-160 bomber that had taken up position near one of Van Halstoff Air Base's largest runways, landing there specifically to return Katarina to her mother country.
Within twenty minutes, the Tu-160 was airborne - completely refueled by courtesy of the Cascadian government - and bound for the Old Continent, carrying Katarina back to her Motherland and away from the continent where she had suffered so much misery.



In another part of the base, Amber Sanchez was recounting her own experiences to Lt. Commander Harriett Sims.
After the Gunda tribe of Bissauru had abducted her and twelve Peace Corps workers from the Andashi village in wester Bissauru, Amber and the other girls had been raped repeatedly. Such was the ways such people behaved. After that they were taken by canoeboat to an off-shore vessel which sailed them to Astaria's South Veleria colony. Landing in a port on the eastern end of the territory, they were processed by Astarian inspectors who accepted without comment the paperwork claiming them to be established slaves. Whether it was apathy on their part, criminal negligence, or perhaps fear that the traffickers would get rid of any whistleblowers, an investigation from Cascadia would not be able to determine.
From there Amber and the others were put through a series of invasive and humiliating inspections. Strip searches along with complete cavity search, a violent delousing, and finally being forced into skimpy clothing - a plain green cloth brassiere and underwear, which the overseers said was necessary to prevent them from getting too hot in the tropical climate - before the group was loaded into a sweltering container and taken by rail to the western coast, where they were put through another inspection and bought by a company - Amber did not know the name - that would sell them in a market on Astaria. Their forged paperwork claimed them as educated by prior owners, and so their value was much higher than that of the other Velerians - they were routinely fed better, though in limited ways for the women, who were informed they would probably end up bought as domestic servants and their personal attractiveness would determine their market value.
Any complaint at all, any protest of foreign citizenship, was answered by threats and orders to be quiet. Amber recalled that one of the men, Jason Baker from St. Louis in the Shinra Republic, was picked to provide an example. A big guy, clearly meant for physical labor as well as any other things an owner might want an educated slave for, the overseers who had accompanied them across the colony spent the night alternating between beating and shocking Baker. The warning was implicit, especially from the intensity of the shockings: behave or you're next.

Amber was crying hard by the time she described the final indignities as they were stripped again. This time one of the inspectors even told the girls in the group point blank that when their owners wanted sex, they would give it however it was wanted, and resistance would only make things worse for them. "'Be a good slave', they told us," Amber repeated for Commander Sims. "'If you're obedient in every way, your owners will treat you well.' We were told to forget our old lives. Nobody would believe us, nobody would even care, that we came from other countries, that we were abducted and sold like this."
The end of the story was about their time on the ship, the first day and then the mutiny. Amber recalled in broad steps her and John Colicos putting the directional transceiver together. "Thank God you came for us," she wept. "Thank God you found us."

Commander Sims had finished writing her notes - Amber's testimony was being recorded - and was nearly in tears herself by the end of it. "You were very brave," the smiling blond tried to assure the crying Rosarian woman. "You helped get everyone to freedom."
"I just want to go home...."




Excerpt from Cascadian blogosphere


"The Dispatch Heard 'Round the World"

HAVE BEEN APPRAISED OF ASTARIAN SLAVE SHIP STAR OF SWEETHAVEN CARRYING CASCADIAN AND OTHER NATIONALS AS CAPTIVES. SHIP IS NOW SAILING NORTH UNDER CONTROL OF FRIENDLY NATIONALS SEEKING RESCUE.

I AM MOVING TO INTERCEPT. REPEAT. I AM MOVING TO INTERCEPT.
That was the text of the dispatch, now made public, that Rear Admiral Michael Waverley sent to the military command in Van Halstoff Territory upon being informed of the situation about the Star of Sweethaven. After that his entire carrier force turned to the southwest and went to high speed, racing to save the innocent people kept aboard the slave carrier.

A little over twenty harrowing hours later, the helicopters from the amphibious operations ship Concordia were landing on the Star of Sweethaven to evacuate the mutineer slaves, including over twenty-five foreign nationals from nations as far away as the Crimson Star Republic and the former Sargonia (now in the USSR), while aircraft from Intrepid held an Astarian destroyer at bay (unofficial reports, I'll add, say CSR bombers were also in the area to support the operation). Their number included six Cascadians. All of them free because of the daring action of Admiral Waverley.

According to the Department of Defense, the freed persons are being resettled to Van Halstoff. Those from foreign nations are being repatriated at Cascadian expense as a gesture of friendship to the countries they hail from. Those hailing from Astaria, or from Bissauru, are being offered a chance to join the small but growing civilian population in Van Halstoff. Already several philanthropic groups are offering money and equipment to help them begin cultivating land cleared from the jungle, along with advice from agricultural experts to ensure they are able to replenish the soil.

Little has been said by the "Free" Republic of Astaria at this point. And what can they say? For years they have told us that they don't permit importation of slaves. They have all the slaves they need, they insist. But now we see the truth. We see their lies for what they are.

The civilized nations of the world, of every political ideology, of every political system, MESS or non-MESS, Japanistani and Shroomanian, they must all stand together and declare that Astaria must stop this abominable trade. The slave trade must be ended, if necessary under international supervision (whatever supervision the Astarians do clearly isn't cutting it).

And if the Astarians resist? Well, maybe it's time the world finally got off it's collective ass and did something about Astaria. Who knows, maybe they'll finally catch up to the 21st Century when they're given the alternative of emancipation or being bombed into submission.
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Nakattackajima Weapons Design Plant #15; Japanistan

Chief Designer Kojima looked warily at the Shepistanis across the table from him.

"You want a penetrator for your new JB-89 White Chrysanthemums, correct?"

"Yes." replied the Shepistani delegate.

"And you want as a requirement; the capability of penetrating 8 meters of 10,000 PSI concrete, with a stand off range of around forty miles?"

"Exactly right. We need a stand-off capability to destroy hardened MESS bunkers in the first day of any future war."

"Your requirements are most....demanding. The only way we would be able to achieve it, would be with a weapon in the 20,000 pound class; limiting carriage to just one per White Chrysanthemum."

"That's acceptable to us."

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AUGUSTINE EXODUS

The radiological disaster in Shepistan has created a large zone of contamination. Countless innocent people in countries on the New Continent have already fallen prey to this rain of radioactive death.While various fingers have been pointed with the purpose of establishing blame, this article concerns those who have been forced out of their homes by the recent disaster. The neighboring country of Augustine has been flooded with fallout. Many survivors have fled their country, creating a veritable armada of makeshift vessels. Refugee camps are being set up at Port Phelgra, and it is expected that many will make Sirnoth their new home.
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Imperial Japanistan Proclaims Fortress Law

For this point forward the construction of Fortifications and Air Raid Defenses in Japanistan are now bound by the force of law, mandating certain levels of Imperial government spending. The Fortress Law places special emphasis on improving airbase and command and control system hardening, as well as a revised building code mandating the additional of air raid shelters and sealable rooms to all new residential buildings. Several new national command bunkers of undefined nature have been approved, as well as plans for logistics protection and the construction of redundant bridges on key routes. In addition, the scale of protection for the twenty four new nuclear power plants building or planned in Japanistan over the next four years will be greatly increased, to the point of withstanding 30,000lb bombs of an advanced nature of design.
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Imperial Chronicles

Somewhere in the ocean

"We found something. Looks like some kind of wreck on the seabed," said the sonar operator, pointing the sonar image of the seabed.

"Right, send a submersible down with cameras and let's take a look."

Aboard the SSS Winston Church Shroom

"Okay, now let's send our own sub down there."

"Turn on the cameras."

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"Mein Gott..." Commodore Cornelius Coot uttered.

"At least," Commodore Ciaphas Cain began. "We now know what finally sank your ship, Commodore."

"That hole in the side looks like it was caused by a torpedo blast, a rather big one too. After that, secondary explosions in the oil storage tanks basically tore the ship into two," Ferrik Jurgen said upon examining the footage.

"So that proves it," Cornelius Coot concluded. "The goddamn Shepistanis are to blame, just as suspected."

"Commodore, seeing as the Shroom Viking was a Shroomanian vessel, I think it would be appropriate if you were to choose our next course of action. We have done our part," Cain said solemnly.

"And I must thank you for your great help, Commodore," Cornelius thanked his peer. If it weren't for the prospects of performing the joint exercise with the Byzantine Navy, the Mushroom Military probably wouldn't have bothered sending anyone to find the Shroom Viking. Ships and companies had been given strict warnings to avoid areas designated as hotspots for anti-shipping activities, and that if they did travel there, they ventured at their own risk... but nonetheless, the crew of the Shroom Viking and other lost ships deserved a decent sending off, at least. "What we will do is to honor the Shroom Viking's crew, and to those lost due to the Shepistani's attacks. We will hold a funeral at sea, to make sure that these men and women are not forgotten."

"And then, what of our exercises?"

"We continue just as planned. At the same time, we report our findings and Shroomania will send Shepistan the bill."

"Very well," Cain nodded. "I shall inform my men that our mission continues. We shall join you in the funeral ceremonies, and can provide an Orthodox chaplain for the rites."

"We would appreciate that very much. We left our chaplain back in Comberth Harbor."



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FINAL FUNERAL FOR THE FORGOTTEN

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Shroomanian seamen hold a funeral at sea for the Shroom Viking's lost crew.

The Shroom Viking has been finally found by a joint taskforce of the Shroomanian and Byzantine navies. The Shroom Viking disappeared months ago, during the closing days of the Shepistan-Old Dominion War, and its remains now confirm suspicions that it was sunk by an anti-merchant shipping attack.

The Shroom Viking was bound for the Old Dominion and its path brought it to an area patrolled by Shepistani submarines. Byzantine search teams and Shroomanian deep sea forensics have concluded that a torpedo was what sank the ship.

The Minister of Shroomanian Homeland Affairs in Foreign Territories (SHAFT), Melchett McMeistervater, has issued a strong statement to the Shepistani government - and has sent them a bill for reparations amounting to the full price of the Shroom Viking, among the world's largest oil tankers, plus compensation for the families of the lost crew.


Result
We find the Shroom Viking
Shepistan pays!
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RAPID RADIO-ACTIVE RESOLUTION RESPONSES

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Due to radio-activity, the rates of mutated children in Shepistan and the Old Dominion are now on the rise.

The effects of radio-activity now encompass not just livestock and poultry, but also human beings. Abortion clinics all over Shepistan and the Old Dominion have reported a perturbing rise in the rates of deformutaliodificated fetuses all over the New Continent - and the spiking rates of abortion has caused a shortage in medical supplies.

Because of these effects, both the Old Dominion and Shepistan are turning to foreign corporations to restock their abortion clinics' supplies and to provide protective and preventive measures for their citizens.

The Shroombender Corporation, in conjunction with Mushroom Meds, Funga Pharma, and the Mushroom Organization of Medicine, is leading the way in aiding both stricken nations and the people in them.

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Protective gear is a must in radio-active ravaged areas.

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When protective gear does not suffice, anti-radiation medication is the next alternative.

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Hair loss is one of the side effects of radiation poisoning.

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But wigs and toupees can alleviate those effects.

These aid packages mark the latest in Shroomanian humanitarian efforts in the New Continent - after the provision of Shroomkeepers aiding quarantine and disposal efforts.
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Intelligence briefing: The Yer Mom class submarine

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The SSS Yer Mom during sea trials

Type: Submarine Ship Attack Nuclear (SSAN)
Role: Strategic cruiser submarine

Technical data:

Speed: 26 knots top speed, 11 knots silent speed.
Displacement: 24 thousand tonnes submerged
Power plant: MacMillan M-87C hybrid pressurized water-natural circulation reactor.

Propulsion: double propulsion system. Seven-bladed shrouded screw plus a high performance pumpjet.

Armament:
22 Universal Launch Silos: vertical launch system capable of housing 7 Tomahawk-type or 3 Buzzkill-type missiles. Three basic loads include anti-shipping, strategic attack and mixed, with varying amounts of ordnance. Anti-sub rocket-thrown torpedoes are also included in the ordnance package.

4 800mm heavyweight torpedo tubes, capable of launching both the Standard Torpedo (OOC: roughly similar to the Mk.48) or the "Megafucker" (Shroomanian name) heavyweight torpedo (PeZookian designation is CT-4).

Ships of the class:

Currently, six ships of the Yer Mom class are in construction, with the Yer Mom itself serving as the prototype testbed for new technologies employed for them. The program has been in development since 1997, when the need for a strategic deterrent force was formulated by PeZookian and Shroomanian militaries. Initial tests of new weapon systems were conducted on specially modified submarines, and production of the full-scale prototype (the SSS Yer Mom herself) began in 2000. Since then, the Yer Mom has been running trials of newly developed submarine weapon systems, while her sister ships are in construction, utilizing the exprience gained from running testbeds and the prototype vessel.

The class is considered to be one of the most modern submarines in the world, to be superceded only by the new CSR superheavy SSGN project. The Yer Mom class is equipped with the most modern available onboard systems, from digital signal processors through a hull-wide high fidelity hydrophone array to a state-of-the art communications suite.

PeZookia is buying two of the ships currently in production, and sources inside the Defence Ministry indicate a whole new production run will be laid down in 2010.
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Montalba, Astaria

Maciek was walking down the pleasant suburban street, alone. For the first time in months, he was allowed to leave the house and go down to the grocery store by himself.

It wasn't easy to persuade his masters do let him do that. He had to win their trust day after day, sucking up to both of them. He turned their children to his cause, he agreed with bigoted views of the father and complimented the mother despite her horrible personality. Eventually, they grew complacent - and lazy, turning more and more common chores to their adorable little slave.

So when the Miller household ran out of eggs and milk that morning, they gladly accepted Maciek's offer to run out and get some.

Of course, they weren't stupid. Their neighborhood was quite well-off, and had a slave-tracking system installed. Maciek felt the cold, metallic radio transmitter armband on his wrist, reminding him that he was not quite out of the woods yet.

There was a payphone located on a street corner not far from the grocery store. After he was done shopping, he quickly walked up to the booth and picked up the receiver. He's had the number of a local National Police office memorized.

"Hello. I'd like to report a family holding an illegal slave..."

Bleak Castle

"The problem is that we don't have a name, and only a year-old memory portrait. It seems like a break, but it may be months before we even locate the guy, and even then - he can easily obscure the case even further."

Lady Margharet leaned back in her chair. Captain Whitcomb had been giving her regular updates on progress of the investigation, which she was personally interested in. Despite the best efforts of BOSS and PeZookian investigators, they achieved very little in the last three weeks. And, of course, with every passing day, the probability of locating the kidnapped PeZookians was growing slimmer.

"BOSS will continue to support the investigation for as long as we can, captain. But we'll need a real break soon to justify our current level of support to the government."

Some of which is composed of real bastards, she thought to herself. Few people knew that the BOSS Supreme Commander was secretly an abolitionist.

"I will pass this on to the team.", Whitcomb remarked and left his superior's office. He barel managed to walk a dozen meters down the corridor, when one of his assistants approached him.

"We have a signal from the National Police, sir. They've located one of the victims."

"Where?!"

"Montalba."

Montalba, two hours later

"No, this is impossible! Jason, say something!", Mrs. Miller screamed at both the National Police officers and her husband, faced with the thought of her investment, her sign of prestige, her obedient little slave, being taken away from her household.

"Calm down, honey. Please...", Jason Miller tried to get his wife to stop screaming, which would surely embarass them even more than what the officers were saying.

The NP officers were taking this stoically. They had arrived at the plush suburban home an hour ago, reacting to an anonymous tip. They had run the slave's papers through their mobile computer terminal and they didn't seem suspect - until he gave them another name to look up, and something very different came up from the database.

Telling the Millers their precious household slave was bought illegally was the hard part, really.

"Calm down?! My citizen's rights are being violated! You can't take my property away from me!", Mrs. Miller wasn't done protesting yet. One of the officers sighed.

"Ma'am, we're just enforcing the law. You bought this slave from an illegal source."

"We bought it from a very respectable vendor, young man!", she replied and poked the officer with her finger.

"Ma'am, you can scream all you want. The most it will get you is that we'll detain you as well."

Mrs. Miller wanted to make a scathing riposte, but decided against it. Her husband sighed with relief and got his coat.

"Let's go, officers. I want to get it over with as soon as possible."

Bleak Castle

Maciek remained calm as he was brought from the National Police office to the foreboding structure, and kept quiet. As black-uniformed officers led him through the stone corridors, he wondered if his little ploy backfired. The guards were silent as well, only exchanging brief commands between them.

He lost direction only a few minutes from entering the castle. The deeper they went, the more scared he was - Would they torture him? Punish him for what he's done? Or just disappear him in a dungeon somewhere, so as not to embarass themselves before the world?

What happened was what he expected the least. Behind the hundreth door inside this horrible place, sat two smiling women. When he was led inside, they got up, and one of them adressed him in PeZookian.

It was then that Maciek, having survived months of slavery and abuse with stoic calm, broke down and cried.

Three hours later

He explained everything with detail, speaking slowly and deliberately. After his initial break-down, Maciek has managed to compose himself.

In three hours, he's managed to describe the entire ordeal of the kidnapped PeZookian students: from the initial attack on their coach back home, through imprisonment in Sjenska, to their arrival and servitude in Astaria.

The PeZookian investigators - Rebecca and Amanda, as he's learned - took down notes and asked questions. Eager to help them rescue his friends, Maciek tried to help them as much as possible, omitting no detail.

"Were you all moved on the same ship?"

"Yes. As far as I could tell, every one of us spent the trip in the same hold. We switched ships along the way, though. I didn't see the name of the other one, but it was smaller - a lot smaller - than the 'Spirit Of Freedom'"

"What happened after you were offloaded in Astaria?"

"They split us up...my group spent a lot of time in another warehouse, and potential buyers came to look us over. They would buy two, three at a time.", Maciek stared at the empty wall, remembering those horrible moments.

"There was a lot of intimidation going on - they probably didn't want any of us resisting. Not that we tried to, we had no idea where we were, we were scared, you know - stuff like that. Oh - one girl wasn't sold at all. It seems the slaver - the one who arranged the shipping - took her for himself. I saw her when we changed ships, she was standing besides him."

"What was her name?"

"Kasia...Kasia, umm...Gosiewicz? Yes, definitely. Kasia Gosiewicz."

Bleak Castle, conference room D, an hour after the interrogation

"...all slaves were brought to Astaria aboard an unidentified freighter around six months ago. We now know for sure the 'Spirit Of Freedom' met with another ship on the high seas and transferred the slaves over.", Amanda was just finishing her briefing for the assembled investigation team. The conference room was packed tightly, with nearly sixty people crammed in a space designed for twenty.

"We can bring in the captain now.", Whitcomb remarked, "We have a witness, which means we can have him tried and convicted. We'll make sure he'll talk - and, of course, we can check customs records for ships with suspiciously long transit times and such."

"That should give us a name of the other ship. What other leads do we have?", Lady Margharet was present here as well, and listened intently.

"Well, apparently, the middle-man who arranged transport from Sjenska, took one of the victims as his private slave. I'm not sure how we can use that, though."

"I'm sure we can approach the case from this angle, too. The fact slaves were brought into Astaria via Sweethaven also means we should investigate the local authorities. Let's think it over..."

Sweethaven

It was a brilliant idea, really. To come up with it required knowledge about the workings of perverted minds, an intimate familiarity with how slavers thought about their victims.

Which is why it was disturbing that captain Parkhurst - the sweet, naive captain Parkhurst - was the one to come up with it: Check out the plastic surgeons in Sweethaven.

Private slaves were toys, she explained to the investigators. Something to kill time and look good with in front of your friends. Hiding a private slave was just not something owners did. And if the slave was illegal - well, it became even more important to change his or her appearance.

And because of that, Astarian regulations required that plastic surgeons kept pre-op photograps and patient files concerning everyone they operated - for up to five years.

The whole of Sweethaven had eight plastic surgeons, not much given a city of nearly four hundred thousand. There were of course a couple of unlicensed facilities, but they were mostly for prettying up slaves meant for the brothels.

"I doubt he'd risk it," Whitcomb commented, "Those hacks are liable to cause permanent injury."

Picking the right one out of the eight seemed impossible at first. Still there were ways. Police records, recorded rumours, and what Whitcomb called "The Old Boys network." Three of the surgeries stood out: a family owned clinic where the only surgeon was owner's son. They were known for their discretion, and for careful work.

The second was a tightly knit group of three surgeons who graduated together from Canot College in Brinsmouth. They were known for discretion, and for not paying attentions to the babblings of slaves. Apparently they also had expensive tastes.

Finally there was George Crawley, who had been educated abroad before returning to Astaria. As a result he was known for several novel techniques, and tools, that were not yet authorised for use on citizens. The various slave owners that used him were apparently quite impressed.

The investigation team was divided in their opinions about each of the options. Every one of them was suspect, and all certainly did operations on personal slaves at some point in the past. Eventually, a decision was made to put all three under surveillance, and acquire search warrants simultaneously.

"Very well. I give my authorization to put all three offices under surveillance.", Lady Margharet eventually said. The briefing was already stretching into late afternoon hours.

"What of the search warrants?", asked Sebastian

"They will have to wait untill we can ascertain the loyalty of local officials."

This could take weeks, Sebatian thought. But there was no other way - an information leak could ruin their chances of ever finding anybody else.

The meeting was adjourned, and participants began to file out onto the corridor. Amanda approached captain Whitcomb, who was talking to a BOSS officer the comissar didn't recognize.

"Captain, may I have a word with you?"

"Of course.", they walked to the side together

"I'd like you to put Maciek in a secure location. He's an important witness in the case, and we may need him later to identify the victims."

"Of course.", Whitcomb lit off a cigar and seemed lost in thought for a moment, "By the way, it must be awful for you to be stuck in a hotel all night," he said, then motioned his cigar, "I know, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow? You can see what traditional Astarian hospitality is like."

Amanda seemed taken aback a little.

"As long as there are no Sweet Meadows ice cream.", she finally agreed

"You can be sure there won't be.",Whitcomb knew about the matter from his colleagues, "Comissar Watroba and captain Nalecki are also invited."

"I'll make sure to tell them."

Whitcomb's Townhouse, this evening

Whitcomb's townhouse was quite a bit larger than you'd expect for a mere Captain in the BOSS. Not only was there a large house, there was also an attached garage, with an impressive looking old car. They were greeted by a very polite butler, who bowed, and announced, "Please enter, the master is expecting you."

The interior of the house was if possible even more, well, Old Shroomish in a sense. It was a bit like stepping a century back in time. One by one they were introduced, and took their seat around the dinner table. Then came the dishes, fruit, fish, vegetables, meat, soups, and so forth. At one point they thought it was all over, but then the footmen began to fill the small liquor glasses at the table.

"It's Augeros, to burn the Astarian hole!" Whitcomb explained, before offering a toast, "The hole!" and quaffing it down.

The augeros was hot, it burned all the way down, and felt like it left more room for the second sitting. Which was of course just as excellent as the first.

After the dinner they all retreated into the smoking room, a rather masculine looking room. Hunting trophies, large animal heads on plaques lined the walls, and so did old maps of the interior of South Velaria.

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All these disappearances had eventually been noticed throughout Coilerburg's government, from people like the official who noticed the vanished POWs to refugees who had the occasional tale of witnessing people the knew being taken away (the methods varied from vans to simply forcing them to march). The exact cause of these disappearances remained somewhat of a mystery until the date when the two men appeared with their story.

Two men being taken from Coilerburg managed to leap overboard from their slave ship in the dead of night. Their chances of survival seemed doubtful, if not for the fact that a corvette appeared in the area not too long afterwards, and picked them up. The captain fulfilled his duty to rescue those lost at sea, and did not know that they were from a ship he was supposed to ignore.

When they returned, they immediately told about their capture and ordeal. Now the pieces clicked into place, and General Helmut immediately notified the rest of the FTO about it.
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Baernish Ministry of the Interior
Baernish National Police Report
FROM: BNP Commissioner Daniels, CO BNP
TO: His Excellency Count Lawrence, Minister for the Interior

Sir,

It is our belief, and the of the BIS, that the disappearances of POWs that we have been investigating were not successful escape attempts, as we had at first suspected, but rather the work of Astarian slave traders. We suspect that they are the same ones as Coilerburg recently reported troubles with.

We request instructions on how to proceed.

Baerne Invictus,
Commissioner Daniels

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Baernish Ministry of the Interior
Baernish National Police Orders
FROM: His Excellency Count Lawrence, Minister for the Interior
TO: BNP Commissioner Daniels, CO BNP

You are requested and required to acquire, if possible, proof positive that the Astarian government has sanctioned these gross violations of international and Baernish law. Should such information be obtained, you are directed to forward it immediately to the Ministry of War and His Grace the Duke.

Baerne Invictus,
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2 Platoon, Third Battalion had been at Camp Taylor for several weeks now, and the men had had an easy time of it. The surrounding countryside had been largely quiet; the patrols by helicopter and by IFV had not been disrupted by anything worse than bad weather. The occasional fight between warlords or Mafiosi had untangled itself the minute the combatants realized Citidef was moving in to engage, so all things considered the time was passing easily.

As he was called into the briefing tent however, Corporal Alex Ross had a gut feeling that was about to change suddenly and abruptly.

The tent was dark, with the exception of the big monitors used during briefings. Sgt. Hartman was there, as was Sgt. Rawlins and all the corporals of 2nd and 3rd platoons, and in the shadows at the back of the tent he saw someone with SDAF chevrons on his shoulders. From the look of it whatever was about to go down it had to be the biggest op so far undertaken by the Dirty Third. Big op. Bad news.

"Listen up, 'cause I'm only going to say this once", barked Hartman in his trademark fashion. "A problem has come up. Not just any problem. A big problem."

"How big's big?" interrupted a corporal Ross didn't know.

"Big as in 'this came straight down from the Tower' big, alright Jenkins? Now shut up and hear me out. Some ten hours ago, a freighter sailing from San Dorado bound for Tanstaafl was hijacked on Chauki Lake by Muertan pirates. They've brought it down to Gortinez and are demanding a ransom for its release. Now, the Board doesn't take kindly to people taking their property without paying for it, and they want it back. That's where we come in."

The screens flickered, showing a photo of Gortinez Harbor made from up high. "The flyboys has been kind enough to provide us with aerial reconnaissance. This is the harbor. There is the ship, the SS Manero. We're going in to liberate it. Now, intel is sketchy on what's going on at the harbor exactly, but MIC informants in the area indicate that there's a fair number of armed men holed up near the docks, so we're not taking any chances. 2nd platoon are going in on armored vehicles. 3rd will insert by helicopter. The Powers That Be at the Paragon have seen fit to free up CAS elements of 1st Airborne to provide firepower from the air. So no matter how many suckers with small-arms we run into down there, considering what we're going in with, we should be steamrolling them easily."

"Man, someone must want what's on that ship bad", commented the corporal – Jenkins, it was. "Else they wouldn't have bothered freeing up this level of firepower. Any idea about the cargo, sarge?"

"Need to know, Jenkins. I don't know, so that means you certainly don't need to. Now move out and suit up, I want you all ready to roll in one hour!"


Gortinez Harbor, 4 hours later

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The Dunecat armored vehicles fanned out across the docks, gunners at the ready as they approached the section of the harbor where the Manero was moored. Erratic gunfire erupted from somewhere up ahead. Ross’ IFV passed dead bodies. Some had been shot, others looked as if they had been clubbed to death. Others… Well, others looked as if they’d self-inflicted a number of gruesome injuries.

“What the hell is going on here corporal?” Private Wheeler muttered. “What the hell?”

“Damed if I know, but look alive anyway,” Ross replied. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

“Rawlins here” the radio crackled. “We’re circling the Manero, preparing to dismount. We see traces of small-arms fire down there. Proceed with caution.”

The armored vehicles slowly rolled on as the helicopters of 2nd Platoon surged overhead. Suddenly, a man rushed out of the darkness of the dock, wildly firing his submachinegun from the hip. One of Ross’ gunners took him apart with a burst from the roof-mounted .50. More fire erupted from the door guns of the helicopters, taking down unseen hostiles further on up the dock.

“We’re encountering erratic resistance”, Hartman radioed from up ahead. “Feel free to take ‘em apart, boys.”

The IFVs slowly advanced, coming under occasional fire from militiamen. There didn’t seem any organization behind the attacks: often, the attackers simply ran out of cover at the armored vehicles, firing wildly or even swinging their guns above their heads like clubs, only to be blown apart by their heavy machine guns. Meeting no credible opposition, the Citidef soldiers swiftly secured the harbor. The place looked like a charnel house: dozens of bodies lay strewn around, showing a bewildering variety of wounds. Only a few of the militia had been killed by the San Doradans. These men had taken out each other. There was blood everywhere: it ran in thick pools across the dock, it was splattered against the solitary crates on the piers, and it caked to the doors of the dockside warehouses. The place smelled like an abattoir.

“Man, these guys did a number on each other - but what the hell for?” Ross wondered when the corporals and sergeants of the assault team finally met up in a shady dockyard a stone’s throw from the ship. He tried his best to ignore the stink of death and disease that lingered even inside.

“Who knows what a bandit thinks?” Hartman shrugged. “We’ve secured the ship. That’s what we were sent to do. All they did is make it easier for us, so I’m grateful to all these dead sons-of-bitches.”

“So I take it we’re going to move onto the ship now?” asked corporal Jenkins.

“That’s a negative”, Rawlins shook his head. “Our orders explicitly state that we’re to stay on the docks and wait for the SDA to secure the ship itself. I just hope we can get the hell out of here after that.”

The SDA clean-up team arrived by helicopter some thirty minutes later. There were handshakes and compliments for the Citidef soldiers, and then they were told in no uncertain terms that they were to keep their mouths shut about what they’d seen here and that under no condition were they to tell anyone about the hijacked ship.

That was all fine and dandy to Ross. He was used to some degree of military paranoia. But he had to wonder though, why was it that the SDA crews moving up to secure the ship wore gas masks?
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Blue Sun Field Report #23528
by Hashimoto Shinya, Biodefense Research Group, R&D Branch
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We report the results of Helianthus annuus strains #137, #138, and #213 used for phytoremediation on radioactive contaminated Old Dominion land and waters. While #137 and #138 showed higher efficiency than wild-type on detoxification as short as 12 hours, strain #213 reduced the contamination in a larger area of land as well as volume of water. Crossing the strains resulted in a highly efficient hyperaccumulator, strain #312 which was tested and prooved in the field. We suggest mass production and storage of this strain in phytoremediation of radioactive fallout. As well as further research and development.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Farbanti, Shroomania
"Erm..." Shroom picked up his copy of the month's TV Guide. "What do you know, it's actually been just launched. Though the number of stratellites in service isn't at full strength, so the coverage won't be fully 100%. By the end of the year though, it will be complete, just in time for a global ShroomStrat telecast at New Year's Eve - and that's when ShroomStratTV, FreCom and the Grapevine really get into business. The exported programming depends on the individual subscribing service or something, since people can choose how many thousands of channels they'll have to pay for. Anyway...

"Today it's just in the Old Continent and Frequesue. But by then, it will be the world. "
Brandon smiled, “Ah, yes, that is much better; I assume the system is using cross channel promotions to get people on the different continents to pay more by buying the a la carte foreign channels? On the other hand, maybe Grapevine will work out something with trial periods, or some shit.
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“Very True, I occasionally forget, not all countries nationalize their defence suppliers. I will tell Gizmonic that Shroomainia is willing to sell some submarines for them to mess with.
Shroom Man 777 wrote:"Generally speaking? They regard it as yet another unstable place in an increasingly unstable world - the only difference being that the powers in the region are not as big as chaps like Shepistan or the Old Dominion, so when the dust settles from one of your continent's wars, the body count is substantially less - making the disposal a considerably easier task...

"To us in Shroomania, the FTO is considered to be a stabilizing force in the region, actually. The fact that many of the FTO nations happen to be members of the Shroomanian Commonwealth are... coincidental. Considering Shroomania's not-so-impeccable history, many of us here regard the actions of Tian Xia and the CSR with some trepidation.

"But the going ons of the F-ing continent are overshadowed by our own regional issues. As you are well aware, things aren't so peachy in the Old Continent. Our closest friends, the PeZookians, have trouble brewing over right next door with the Shadow annexation of the Border States. True, it has been quiet over there, but there certainly anxieties on part of the PeZookians. The latest kidnapping incidents are also another one of their major problems.

"The Canissians have the fallout of the MESS' involvement in the Shepistan-OD war to contend with. The war that was nearly a World War tests their alliance, and the Canissians are still recovering from that big one.

"Byzantium is growing increasingly more militaristic. I don't even know how high their defense budget is. They're working with the Crimson Star Republic over the perceived Japanistani threat - which isn't just a perceived threat, but an actual one. They're a hard people, and the state of the world is making them even harder.

"The Shadows... well, we all saw their annexation and many of us in the Old Continent are rather anxious about it. So far, their intentions have been benign - but nonetheless, pacifying such lawless areas such as the Border States will be taxing for a government such as the USSR's. I don't know if they can sustain themselves.

"As for the Russians, the Crimson Star Empire is working with Byzantium and the USSR to bolster their combined militaries in the SNC. I don't even know what the CSR is doing in the F-ing continent, but I'm certain your people have a better clue of what they want in that region. While I'm perfectly willing and am trying to extend my hand to the CSR, my neighbors, they seem to be receiving our efforts at joint cooperation rather... coldly. We have proposed certain joint projects, such as the Combined Continental Consortium Partnership, but they have been unanswered.

"It's a consequence of a Cold War mindset. Shroomania is trying to look forward to a future of peace, but the other powers and nations in the world are more interested in preparing for the next big war. It is a sad state, but like you and your people, we must deal with it."

The Shroom Service driver informed them that they had arrived outside of 10 Shrooming Street - for quite some time already.

The both of them exited the limousine and made their way to the door.

"Your Highness, we've arrived to my humble abode. I bid you the warmest of welcomes."
“Well, things aren’t as bad as I expected, still pretty bad though, the Vineyards holds itself to a standard of peace, justice, and pessimism, the last one might just be me, though. I heard about the CSR propaganda campaign, and I was thinking, to help encourage foreign investment into the Vineyards, and the F-ing Continent as a whole, we could use that CSR campaign as a template, I say we because I know that Shroomainia interests in Frequesue are on the rise, and you were to ones behind the CSR campaign.

"Thank you, Prime Minister, I hope the rest of my trip in the Old Continent is as enjoyable as this first leg.

“Also, I haven’t had anything to read except the Illium since I left the range of the repeaters the Vineyards had set up for the Conference, what happened to the grumbling and protesting and sueing about a blown nuclear power plant in Shep/OD Land? Oh, and have you heard anything from Sirnoth, I know they are right there"
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Karmic Knight wrote:Brandon smiled, “Ah, yes, that is much better; I assume the system is using cross channel promotions to get people on the different continents to pay more by buying the a la carte foreign channels? On the other hand, maybe Grapevine will work out something with trial periods, or some shit.
"Yeah, or some shit. As long as we get money off it. And by we, I mean our people and our great nations, of course," Shroom grinned.
“Very True, I occasionally forget, not all countries nationalize their defence suppliers. I will tell Gizmonic that Shroomainia is willing to sell some submarines for them to mess with.
"I hope that in the future, Shroomania can cooperate with your Gizmonics further in this submarine stuff. I'm a lot of people here would be very interested in the submarine thing, if it breaks surface.
“Well, things aren’t as bad as I expected, still pretty bad though, the Vineyards holds itself to a standard of peace, justice, and pessimism, the last one might just be me, though. I heard about the CSR propaganda campaign, and I was thinking, to help encourage foreign investment into the Vineyards, and the F-ing Continent as a whole, we could use that CSR campaign as a template, I say we because I know that Shroomainia interests in Frequesue are on the rise, and you were to ones behind the CSR campaign.
"Well, I played my part. King Paul did a lot to help as well, and together we helped make the commies look good for Shroomanian eyes. Maybe we can do PR for them in the F-ing continent too, heh. Sure, we'll do what we can do to boost the public's interest in Frequesue and to improve their view of the whole place.

"Anyway, aside from FreCom and our new submarine deal Shroomania is also working with San Dorado in mineral extraction in those untamed wilderness places. We'll keep a close eye on the continent. Shroomania is always on the lookout for more friends outside the Old Continent - and Frequesue is no different.
"Thank you, Prime Minister, I hope the rest of my trip in the Old Continent is as enjoyable as this first leg.

“Also, I haven’t had anything to read except the Illium since I left the range of the repeaters the Vineyards had set up for the Conference, what happened to the grumbling and protesting and sueing about a blown nuclear power plant in Shep/OD Land? Oh, and have you heard anything from Sirnoth, I know they are right there"
"No one is paying the Shepistanis anything. Sirnoth, well, Mushroom Meteorologists say that the nuclear dust cloud just narrowly missed the place. Which is good, since we'll be holding a conference in Sirnoth sometime... soon.

"Now, King Brandon, now that you're here in Shroomania, I hope you won't be leaving anytime soon. My country is an awesome one, and I'm sure we can offer you a lot of reading material - and more - aside from the Illium, more entertaining stuff too."
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ELEPHANTINE EDITORIALS (A SOVEREIGN SHROOMANIAN SENTINEL SEMINATION)
AN ASSERTIVE ASSERTION AGAINST ANTISOCIAL ALLIES AND ALLEGIANCES

The recent war between Shepistan and the Old Dominion has left thousands of dead and even after the war, the dying continues with the ensuing radio-active holocaust. That same war saw the MESS dragged into the conflict and consequently, unwitting or previously uninvolved nations like the Shinra Republic and Canissia were forced to send their own men and women to die in a foreign land, to fight some war nobody but the Shepistanis and Old Dominionites gave a damn about, and ultimately to die for some cause that most of them don't even know or believe in. The leaders and governments of Shinra and Canissia suffer now precisely because those of the people who've lost loved ones, those widowed or orphaned due to the war, don't know why or what those they loved died for.

Do we want this to happen to us, to Shroomanians?

Do we honestly want to send our men and our women to die for other people who may or may not give a damn about us? It is a known fact that out of the entire Old Continent, only the PeZookians and Canissians share some degree of amicability with us. The Crimsons, Shadows and Byzantines regard us coldly despite our efforts at engagement, despite our attempts at bonding and brotherhood. We've been snubbed, time and time again. The Shadows abandoned the Fungal Union of Nations and went and joined the Crimsons and Byzantines - and the PeZookians - in forming the Slavic National Confederation. And then the first thing they did was annex the Border States and that nation in the F-ing continent. Out and outright imperialism - we Shroomanians know it when we see it. We've fought long and hard in our past to gain democracy, and we did gain it. But now, our island is surrounded by nations of kings and emperors, of oligarchies and communists.

Are those the people we want to help?

The Prime Minister is breaking his back trying to foster goodwill between our nation and theirs. We've seen him bend over backwards in his self-demeaning attempts. We've seen him try to assure us that the Shadows' blatant annexation of the Border States was nothing to worry about. We are not fools.

He does this to court the leaders of empires and socialist nations. Why? What for? He goes out of his way to extend the hand of friendship, yet even if they do take it, will those nations ever give something back to Shroomania?

So. Will we stand amidst allies, who we defend and who in turn defend us? Or will we still be, as always, an island alone and unaccepted?

The Sovereignty of Shroomania and the people in it have long yearned for the respect of those around it. We once commanded it during the days of Pax Shroomania, when the sun always shone on the Sovereignty through its endless reaches. When we relinquished that, it seemed that we also relinquished respect.

Yet, if the price of respect is the acceptance of the same imperialism we have long since rejected and renounced, if the price of acceptance is militarism, if the payment of allegiance is the blood of our men and women to be sent to die like those Canissian corpses in Shepistani soil - then no. The Sovereignty must decline politely - spurn them as they have spurned us.

In these near-end times, it seems that the Sovereignty must stand as an island - alone and by itself - to weather whatever deluge that may come by itself, rather than cling on to and sink with those who will ultimately drown themselves in the flood.

Let them eat cake.



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Analysis: More Ranting from Shroomania

So again Shroomania rants about a lack of notification about the annexation of the Border States of the USSR. Funny, the problems with the annexation of the border states was largely because the powers at the end of the last World War demanded that the Shadow Empire be dismantled. The Byzantine Empire did not support this wanton dismantling of a legitimate state, and her concerns were overruled, no less by vengeful Shroomanians and PeZookians.

Why did the Byzantine Empire object to the dismantling of the Shadow Empire? The Shadow economy was in tatters, and by no means were these new states capable of rebuilding themselves, and our fears were proven in the recent war with the "Zagor Empire". The Border States were a hive of lawlessness, and hatred. The genocide committed by the Zagor Empire was proof enough that something had to be done to these relics of the Second World War. Does Shroomania condone the actions of the Zagor Empire? So why are they fretting about not being notified about the annexation of the Border States? What concern is this matter to them, beyond notifying them that their past actions have led to tens of thousands of dead in a senseless war?

Shroomanian past excesses notwithstanding, screaming "Imperialist!" is bloody hypocritical considering that Shroomania contributed in some ways helped contribute to the disaster in the Border States.
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"The Slaughter in Shepistani"

Everyone's been talking about the radioactive disaster in Shepistan. However, no one knows the truth. People need to know this because they don't know. They won't report this on the news because they own the news!
Now listen. We all know that the true purpose of Stratellite television is to monitor people through the fillings in their teeth. Last year, I did a three part expose on how the body's bioelectricity when conducted through dental fillings creates a frequency that stratellites very conveniently happen to be receiving. But what you don't know is that this phase of the device was perfected long ago, and they've moved on to more violent applications of the device. The reactor in Shepistan was only the first target, but there will be others.

"But wait" you must be saying "Shroomania doesn't have this kind of technology." And you would be right! Shroomania is nothing but a proxy fighter for the Beta Centaurians, who are using our world as a battleground for their ancient conflict with the Crab People! They gave Shroomania access to their technology with the intent that Shroomanian soldiers will conquer the world for them, and ethnically cleanse the Crab People!

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Annapolis, Shepistan

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The FMS official stared intently at the envoys from the Langley Air Force and Kyoto Aviation sitting directly across the table from him.

"So, let me get this straight. You're asking for unit prices of $10 million for F-101s, $15 million for F-105s, and $20 million for F-106s?" he asked.

"That's correct," the LAF delegate responded. "And what of the B-56s?"

"Most of them have already been optioned to Japanistan, but I can try to see if a few can be set aside for you. How much do you want them for?"

"Starting unit prices of $30 million for basic B-56s, $35 million for PBs and RBs, and $40 million for DFBs, assuming you can set some aside for us."

"Again, I'll see what I can do. Also, what's this I'm hearing about you offering us the T-50 Golden Eagle as a replacement for our Thunderjets?"

"I'll take over from here," the KyoAvi representative said matter-of-factly as she adjusted her glasses. "From what I understand, your F-84s are nearing the end of their service lives; reports say that 24 airframes a year are stricken from your air force reserves due to fatigue. What we're offering here is brand-new aircraft to replace those flying coffins. For every, say, four or eight F-84s you hand over to us for disposal, we'll give you a newly-built T-50. In addition, we'll even give you a license to produce T-50s in your own factories. Your civilian population gets jobs, your air force reserves get new fighters, we get the opportunity to rid you of your old and surplus hardware. Everyone's happy. What do you say to that?"

"We'll think it over, along with the rest of your proposals," the FMS official said.

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Regent's Palace, Montalba

A somewhat gloomy mood filled with cabinet meeting room. They'd all been briefed on the unfortunate incident involving the Star of Sweethaven, and unfortunately the press had gotten hold of the news as well. At the very least matters were serious enough that a cabinet meeting was called for.

"So what do we do about these foreigners?" the Regent asked.

Lady Margaret Grey was the first to speak, "Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"Quite so."

"Mind if I ask why?"

"Because nothing we can say or do would make things better." Lady Margaret said, she motioned her hand, "Certainly our embassy needs to have some ready made statements for the press, but other than that we should do and say nothing."

"This comes from Section 8?"

"That's their analysis yes."

The Regent leaned back in his chair, "Their actions violate the law of the seas." That comment brought chuckles and smiles from around the table. "It's a pity that Minister Akhtar is otherwise engaged, it would have been good to have him here. But even without him here I think we should include a small note about the freedom of the seas in our statement. It might not do any good, but if we can get anyone to worry about precedents that'd help."

Everyone nodded, and someone scribbled a few notes.

"I for one feel sorry for the poor slaves the Cascadians grabbed," Sir Albert Throckmorton said, "I've seen the Velarian soil. Good lord, I'd rather be picking through the garbage heaps of Al-Icante than be a farmer out there."

"The Cascadian politicians aren't living in the same era as we are," Lady Margaret said, "The facts on the ground have to yield to romantic ideas of homesteading."

"Speaking of the slaves," the Regent said, "We'll have to compensate the Forsyth line, and the owners of the slaves."

"While we are at it, we should make them formally renounce the right to litigate the matter abroad," Lady Margaret said, "Admittedly it's unlikely that they'd be able to do so, but still."

"I agree," the Regent said, "But what of the family of the dead sailors?"

"I'm sure something can be worked out," Lady Margaret said.

"We'll handle it that way then."
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Location:PeZookia, Orena

The rain was falling hard, it seemed like the skies were angry and wanted to hurt someone. Ana didn't care, she just wanted to get her job done and go back to the apartment for a nice relaxing bath. She was the only person at the bus station, everyone else hid from the rain. Soon a black car came around the corner and stopped a few meters away from her, the back window rolled down and she got closer. "Come in.", a voice said from within the car. She got in and sat down. "Do you have what we need?", she asked while looking at the old man sitting next to her. His eyes were strange and he looked scared, this made her feel uneasy. "Yes, I have everything right here.", the man said and gave her a computer disk. "It contains all the information you will need.", he said, "Probably a lot more than you will need."

"Thank you.", Ana said and moved to get out of the car. "Wait. There is one more thing.", the man said and grabbed her hand, "I will be present at the airport as part of Premier Shady's welcoming committee, please make sure that I'm not among the dead." Ana looked at the man and thought, "How dare this old fool touch me?".She also thought about breaking his neck right there but she decided against it, he might still be useful to them. "Anything else?", she asked through her teeth. "Yes, actually.", the man said now looking a little bit scared of her, "I'm not sure if the King will be present at the airport, so you might have to make separate arrangements to deal with him."

"Fine.", Ana said and left the car, slamming the door hard on her way out. "Old fool.", she thought to herself and signalled her ride.

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Northern test range

The subject of this test was significantly less of a stretch than the earlier AGM-175A test. Another anti-ship missile test, this was a test of the AGM-158C. The missile weighed nearly twice as much as a AGM-84 Harpoon. It still used an improved variant of the harpoon seeker, however.

The A-7F was loaded with a single AGM-158C test article, on it's inner most wing station. At 45,000 feet and Mach 0.9, the missile was dropped, it's wings and tail unfolding, and turbofan engine igniting. The turbofan remained idled until the missile was nearing it's cruise altitude of only 15 feet. The actual cruise altitude was adjustable, allowing the missile to cooperatively engage targets, with one missile flying higher, and datalinking the targets to the rest, where upon the missiles would decide amongst themselves which targets to engage.

In this case, it didn't matter. There was only one missile, and one target. The missile popped up at the last moment, then smashed its way downward through the target. At this point, it normally would have exploded, however it's warhead had been replaced by test instrumentation. This did not keep the remaining fuel from bursting into flames, however.

The test was judged a complete success. The AGM-158C was based on the JASSM-ER, and would have both greater range, and a larger warhead than the Harpoon it would be replacing. It would not be capable of being ship-launched, however, so the harpoon would certainly be retained for a while in that role.
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Judge Vince Foster pounded the gavel and called the courtroom to order in the case of The Shepistani Peace Coalition v. the Tian Xia Empire, Shinra Republic, et al. (a general list of the MESS nations), the SPC being the Shepistani NGO - though mostly an instrument of the Shepistani government - that had levied the lawsuit against the MESS nations for the bombing of the Calvert Cliffs nuclear reactor, also suing the arms manufacturers that made the weapon systems used in the bombing.

The firm of Keller and Poutier represented the general defendants, hired by the agreement of the various MESS ambassadors in Cascadia, while the firm of Paulson, Ratchin, and Schwab represented the armament manufacturers, while Mr. Ardiff represented the SPC. Today they were all present to hear the Judge's ruling on their cases after the two week trial.

"It is the ruling of this court," Foster began, "that the suit against the defendants of" - he listed off the arms companies - "is of insufficient legal basis to be sustained. It is hereby dismissed."

That was not unexpected by anyone. It was clearly the SPC pandering to radicals by going after everything.

"As for the case against the national governments," Foster continued, "the evidence presented to the Court has shown that the officers responsible for the military operation resulting in the bombing of the Calvert Cliffs facility... acted in a negligent fashion that contributed to the meltdown of the reactor and the resulting devastation to the continent of Shepistan and the Dominion."

There was a hush in the court, including a look of pleasant surprise on the face of Mr. Ardiff.

"However, review of the law of the matter has also led the Court to agree with the position of the defendants' counsel that this matter is outside of the competence of this Court," Foster continued, certainly a disappointment to Mr. Ardiff. "As such I must rule that this Court rejects the suit in its entirety. Gentlemen," he fixed his gaze to the defendants' bench, "I must say that I am displeased with the conduct of your military planners. They have acted recklessly and have caused enormous devastation. I would encourage them to be candid to the world in their investigation of the incident and to guarantee that such an incident will not be repeated. This world's future requires the use of clean energy sources, nuclear power being among the best sources of clean energy. It does not contribute to the cause of freeing global dependence upon fossil fuel to make nuclear power appear grossly unsafe. So do not confuse the Court's ruling with sympathy for your position, for I have none." Foster pounded his gavel. "This Court is adjourned."


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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Imperial Chronicles

"So Wilkens want a joint meeting up on Cancun?" asked the Emperor.

"Apparently he does. Cancun has some nice beaches," said President Rufus, thoughtfully.

"Indeed Yes. Maybe it's time for a short working holiday. Let's go then."
The rail line was one of the best traveled in all of Wilkonia. It had been built originally as a means of getting the rich mineral deposits of the mountainous provinces back to the refineries on the East coast of the nation. Over the years as production moved further and further North into successively larger deposits the old trackage had laid underused. Then the tourist revolution had started. Now it was a quad tracked gleaming testament to the desire of the populace on the West to reach the more protected tropical shores of the East. Currently traffic in the east bound direciton was being uniformly diverted onto Track 1 as Track 2 carried a short consist with rich purple cars trailing behind the twin locomtives at close to 150mph.

" I figured that I would meet both of you once you crossed the border," Andreneas said with little preamble. "Obviously the Royal Coach is well outfitted for our purposes and it should give most of your staff a chance to relax."

"They were relaxing well enough back at home," Rufus pointed out.

"Indeed"

"So why meet us and request travel by rail?"

"Truthfully its a bit of an open question but I'm hoping a few other of the guys will join us. I don't want this to be a sudden major headline abotu a gathering of the leaders of the MESS but at the same time I think, from the reports your staff's sent prior to the meeting, that what both of you are discussing we all need to discuss."

"So you wish to make this a true conference then," that was Byzantium speaking. "Why not plan in advance with greater staff contingents?"

"Because I think with staff contingents we will just get bogged down in the details. In the meantime I've put out some rather quiet feelers from my Ambassadors and mentioned that I have also rather quietly held a large number of villas at one of Cancun's finest resorts. What I'm hoping is that each of us man to man can sit down and discuss what the next step will be.

For myself I've tried to stay largely absent as an individual from the goings on of the first year here. Wilkonia is much as I had envisioned it after I awoke and Marina visited me but at the same time it felt like a lack of my individual presence would not harm things and I had things to attend to...the creation of a legal heir not the least of things. Obviously I committed my armed forces to action against Shepistan but they are not the pounding hammer that I once held in relation to others if at least my Navy makes all others envious. That being said it is only possible for me to sit here and dispassionately think of these thigns because I am not bordered or even truly in close strike range to Mark. Certainly he would be more than willing to expend vast sums of money to get clearence to oeprate through the IRT in the event of a war though I still think Phong too wise to involve himeslf directly in a shooting war when there is profit in having some of his merchants sell their wares to mine. All of which goes to the point that I feel Sheppard will drive his people without care towards the next nuclear holocaust and I feel we should be prepared for that eventuality.

Quite clearly his populace as a whole is supportive enough, or he is expending enough with his police forces to keep them inline, that a revolt from within is unlikely. In turn this means we must assume that he will seek to aquire nuclear weapons and use them as if they were merely larger conventional weapons and he will use them against all of us in MESSamerica as well as Matt. I don't think he will ever truly attempt to strike Canissia or Byzantium for I don't think him truly foolish just crazy. That being said it leaves many of us with weapons which individually are far superior to anything he has but a defecit in numbers. It leaves us with greater numbers but also less trust in the world from neutral and unaligned parties. It leaves us with greater economic weight but also a greater burden in terms of caring for our people.

I do hope that some of the others can make it but if not we have this journey and then a working vacation on the beaches."
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The Conversation Continues With the President Of San Dorado.
SiegeTank wrote:
While I got you on the line, I hear that San Dorado is making upgraded F-111's. As you no doubt are aware Indhopal recently acquired a few squadrons of such aircraft. Part of my defense plan will likely include upgrading these bombers over the next few years. Pretty much the last big hurrah for the bomber force's funding for awhile. What sort of deal can Indhopal expect from San Dorado?"
The President smiled. "A good one. Let me tell you: the XL is a damn fine plane, and as a fellow FTO member we can offer them to you at near-Cost price. We can either furbish you with brand-new planes, or upgrade your existing fleet - although upgrading means the aircraft will be out of action for some time. The upgrade is quite extensive, but afterward your planes will outrun an F-22."
"Excellent. The Parliament can't seem to get enough defense projects these days. The current plan is to upgrade our current airframes over the next two years."

President Raj Ahten's mood darkened. Something had been bothering him for a long time.

"Though I suppose it doesn’t really matter if we get a couple dozen more bombers if we aren't willing to use them in the end. I can't escape the feeling that we are giving up too much to the Imperialists for fleeting security at best. By legitimizing the CSR's claims on Frequesue aren't we telling everyone we'll sell out to anyone with a big military who comes along? And for what? The CSR is giving us arms limits; limits it can break whenever the hell it feels like it. What exactly can we do if the CSR decides to station 100 extra bombers on the continent tomorrow? Not a god damned thing. All we are getting is the illusion of security."

The president continued bitterly,
"Though it’s a little late to make an issue of the annexation now. I wasted our chance back during the coup.

Enough dwelling on the past. I'm going to give the CSR something to chew on. I'm going to deal with them only if they have a real referendum in the PSRF, open to our observers, on whether the people there truly want to join the CSR. If the CSR wants’ Indhopal to sell out on its principles, they'll have to offer up more than meaningless arms controls and the other token measures they've offered.

For security we’ll just have to pray that Tian Xia and the CSR balance against each other in our neighborhood, for the moment, anyway."
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Farbanti, Shroomainia
Shroom Man 777 wrote: "Yeah, or some shit. As long as we get money off it. And by we, I mean our people and our great nations, of course," Shroom grinned.
“Of course, because we are pillars of inspirational uncorruptable leadership, patron saints of the moral arts, masters of the world around us without preconceptions,” Brandon began.
Shroom Man 777 wrote: "I hope that in the future, Shroomania can cooperate with your Gizmonics further in this submarine stuff. I'm a lot of people here would be very interested in the submarine thing, if it breaks surface.
“Really, they have consistently prefaced it as an antipiracy ship for those without militaries, or those with militaries that could and should be doing something more useful than pirate hunting. But I also see use of traversing warzones without Shepistani unrestricted submarine warfare, and for making trips with sensitive cargo. So feel free to think up ways to assist Gizmonic, I know the Vineyards don’t have the facilities to actively build a fleet of cargo subs, so you could get in on the ground floor of that part of the operation.
Shroom Man 777 wrote: "Well, I played my part. King Paul did a lot to help as well, and together we helped make the commies look good for Shroomanian eyes. Maybe we can do PR for them in the F-ing continent too, heh. Sure, we'll do what we can do to boost the public's interest in Frequesue and to improve their view of the whole place.

"Anyway, aside from FreCom and our new submarine deal Shroomania is also working with San Dorado in mineral extraction in those untamed wilderness places. We'll keep a close eye on the continent. Shroomania is always on the lookout for more friends outside the Old Continent - and Frequesue is no different.
“I’ll have to remember to try and bring it up with whomever I end up reaching in Pezookia. About those extractors, what is their overall damage to the environment to the region if used constantly? In other words, how badly do you think they will destroy the infrastructure of my protectorate in the region?
Shroom Man 777 wrote: "No one is paying the Shepistanis anything. Sirnoth, well, Mushroom Meteorologists say that the nuclear dust cloud just narrowly missed the place. Which is good, since we'll be holding a conference in Sirnoth sometime... soon.
“Very good, if I thought the money would actually go to the Shepistanis, I wouldn’t feel so relieved no one is going to give in. With any other dictator, I would expect them to just line their pockets with money, maybe buy an island of two to live fatly off of, but with General Sheppard, I half expect a gigantic order of Viis/Degenerations, cars, kitchen utensils, fertilizers, agricultural instruments like combine harvesters, and fishing boats to be turned into weapons.
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“I still do have to get to the rest of the Continent, but that can wait. I am very interested in the authors of this combination of Scotland, Britain, and Germany will produce. And, what does Shroomainia have in the ways of Grunge, or other rock musics?”
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