Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:*Adds Ampliturs onto the list of xenos to be reared for food...*
Dude...can't you just...raise crabs?
Enslaving a powerful psionic race to be used for food is asking for a horrible, horrible incident
A properly cooked Amplitur may taste more delicious than any Earth crab could ever hope to be. Or it may taste like utter shit. Only one way to find out!
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
And if you don't cook it properly, chances are it'll still make your night one you won't soon forget... Just not in the culinary way you might've expected .
Enslaving a powerful psionic race to be used for food is asking for a horrible, horrible incident
We will be sure to use plenty of psychic jammers when we raise these crabs. We will make sure they are inflicted with the jammers from the moment they hatch.
STGOD: Byzantine Empire Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
Should be interesting to see the aftermath of the Second Amplitur Wars if you decide to raise them for food.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Hey guys. Been trying to think up of a good post that would serve to announce the beginning of the Tournament, but I felt that with my current level of talent it would fall flat. So I was thinking of outsourcing it to someone else. I just want the Tournament to start the way it deserves. Thoughts?
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Even you, Shep. But only if you refrain from pullling a fast one on the first day. And by that, I mean no explosions (nuclear or otherwise), shootings or general mayhem. Plenty of time for those.
Shroom actually wanted it to be more than just one action figure. A whole ARMY! Like SMALL SOLDIERS. He also wanted the action figures to realize that they couldn't hurt RAPEWEED by themselves alone. But if they all got together and jumped into the bathtub at the same time, the little batteries in them would be enough to shock/electrocute RAEPWEED.
But that was a bit too SRZ BIZNESS for me
EDIT: You might be able to guess who Rapeweed Rosenberg is. A Shroomyized version of Willow Rosenberg from Buffy. Since after all, a willow and rapeweed are different types of grasses...
And as Steve said:
"You named a female character "Rapeweed"....You, sir, are a walking case of Refuge in Audacity."
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
And I show what a well-adjusted Esper thinks of the stunt.
”A Radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
Dual is two, mang. Duel is, like, duel monsters or like "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, FOUL CURR!" which Malcolm Reynolds/John Tamrin did over at planet Ariel.
I couldn't resist making the terrible pun though. That terrible THUMB WRESTLING FEDERATION show plays at Cartoon Network all the time and makes me crazies.
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Dual is two, mang. Duel is, like, duel monsters or like "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, FOUL CURR!" which Malcolm Reynolds/John Tamrin did over at planet Ariel.
I couldn't resist making the terrible pun though. That terrible THUMB WRESTLING FEDERATION show plays at Cartoon Network all the time and makes me crazies.
Meh, its best to let Shrooms be Shrooms.
Zor
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HAIL ZOR!WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL Terran Sphere The Art of Zor
”A Radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
Enslaving a powerful psionic race to be used for food is asking for a horrible, horrible incident
We will be sure to use plenty of psychic jammers when we raise these crabs. We will make sure they are inflicted with the jammers from the moment they hatch.
[Reads in papers about Byzantine Imperium's inevitable trouble with Giant Enemy Crabs]
"Now, I won't say they shouldn't have played God. Playing God is a perfectly legitimate national pastime; we should know. What you shouldn't play is a silly God. "
Steve wrote:You mean "Shrooms be Shrooms", right?
No! He meant exactly what he said!
Zor said "Shrooms BY Shrooms," because he plans to clone a vast army of Shrooms, all of whom will have to obey proper traffic regulations or cause ten-Shroom pileups!
We could always genetically modify the ampliturs to remove their psychic abilities. The big question is whether they taste well on the dinner plate. Everything else is secondary.
STGOD: Byzantine Empire Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
Another response to Shep's provocation at the Esper Olympics is up.
Remember, kids, real programmers do it with a steady hand and a magnetized needle... or its psychic equivalent.
EDIT: Deepak Asthana may be one of the few Umerian athletes at the Esper Tournament with a decent chance of walking away with a medal for all I know...
So is this actual war, or Shroomnews jumping the... shark? Gun? Crab? Atomic deathray?
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
Master_Baerne wrote:So is this actual war, or Shroomnews jumping the... shark? Gun? Crab? Atomic deathray?
And war against who? The Amplitur? The Centrality? Espers in general?
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
...And my creativity level for this project has probably sunk to an all-time low. Even so, I still like the end result.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
Hrm, this is curious. An Anglian note has also been delivered to Shepistan inquiring as to whom they've declared war on. SIS is speculating it is merely an internal measure against the Amplitur that could expand to a prolonged search-and-exterminate campaign against any remnant Amplitur.
”A Radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
You know, in the place of the Centrality's security forces I would be freaking out, too.
Seriously. Action figures?
Wait...they're BRAGULAN-MADE action figures...I'm sure they have a "throttle human children in their sleep" option programmed in
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
