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Austin Beltway

Highway Troopers Ramathorn and Rodney sat in the patrol car, eating donuts and watching traffic go by. The lock down had been lifted and the city was gradually returning to normalcy. A motorcycle came up over the rise, doing almost 90. Ramathorn turned on the lights, then noticed another. And another. And another. They kept coming.

"I guess we better call dispatch...."


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The city of Austin is deluged today with a massive rally in support of El Presidente and the LSR's servicemembers. Over 40,000 motorcyclists have descended upon the capital in a show of solidarity.

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Forbidden City Times

Aerojet announces test firing of worlds largest engine

The RS-90 engine puts out 360 Meganewtons of thrust. The engine is powered by RP-1 and LOX. It is easily the largest rocket engine in existance. An entirely new rocket test facility had to be created to handle this behemoth. The engine was designed and built under contract from Northray Corp, which has also contracted Southwest Marine for an unknown construct. It is assumed that the MESS Space Agency has given Northray a contract, but currently nothing is known about this project.

Construction begins on new air defense sites

ARADCOM has announced construction has begun on several new air defense sites. The sites will apparently not be using the Patriot missile system, since ARADCOM stated that it will be using a non-mobile system at these sites.
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"Clementine", "Selene 1" lift off from Zubrin launch facility

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NAC Scientists prepping the Clementine Probe


A single Ares IV launcher lifted off from the Zubrin Launch facility carrying two lunar probes. The first probe, the small "Clementine", will be orbiting Chang-ngo while mapping and sending back readings of the soil composition. The Second Probe, "Selene 1", is more ambitious, as it includes a NSWR propulsion to get it to Selene. Selene 1 has an orbiter and a small landing craft that will shoot down to create a dust cloud for the orbiter to take readings.

"The Selene 1 is as much as propulsion-related science experiment as a stellar one" NAC Director Jim Hickam said. "The previous NSWR sent into space was just a proof-of-test, this one is much more complex and will be used to controlled maneuvering."

Jim Hickam responded to comments about military and commercial applications for the NACs programs. "We leave commercial applications to the private sector. We do science here, science for all of mankind."

Hickam also confirmed that a space station will be launched early next year.

"Skylab 2 will consist of two parts, and them assembled togather by a crew from a Orion CSM."
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Alexandria to Hold Massive Military Parade and Exercise
The Iron General himself announced today that in two weeks time, the new might of the Alexandrian military will be on display for the world to see.

"Alexandria is beginning to blossom into a true state. Our military is now second to none in Libertopia. But its purpose is to protect the people so we can move forward into the future."

The military parade is supposed to coincide with the launching of the Alexandrian Mark, the new currency. The plan is to start distribution in the Capital and open banks into the countryside over the following month.

International monetary observers are surprised by that move, predicting the new currency will fair poorly.
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NOTICE TO MARINERS

Shepnukistani Forces will soon be transiting the sea lanes in a major exercise; and the following guidelines must be obeyed by mercant and pleasure shipping:
  • Do not approach closer than 300 meters to Nukistani and Allied Ships during transit. Approaching closer than that will invoke the use of deadly force to ensure the security of Nukistani personnel and shipping.
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Constantinople Times

Byzantine Government considering its continued funding of the UKB Space Program.

The Byzantine Government is considering its continued funding of the UKB space program. Now that OMSK has been formally dissolved, the issue remains as to the billions of dollars that the Government committed to the Space Program. "We will see what UKB offers and decide what to do with it." Suggestions are swirling around that UKB make its Space program more commericalised so that the original investors benefit from the pie.
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Annapolis, Shepnukistan

With the rattle of anchor chains, and the blasts of harbor tugs, the Shepnukistani Convoy began to nose its way out of the harbor, and put to sea.

The five CGNs making up the Escort, along with CVAN-85 RSS Delaware moved out of the harbor first, the SH-60s and S-3s sweeping ahead to sanitize the area in preparation for departure.

Making up the convoy were the cream of Shepnukistan's merchant marine, the nine Fast Commerce Ships that Shepnukistan had bought from the ICSA long ago. Loading of them had finished in great secrecy; and they now rode deep in the water.

[edit] This is the convoy composition:

CVAN-85 Delaware -- CAG-3 (24 x F-14D, 36 x F-35s, 4 x E-2Cs, 10 x S-3, 12 x SH-60Rs)
5 x CGNs (10 x SH-60s)
9 x FCS Ro-Ro Ships
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PRAVDA's take on the recent events

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A number of caricatures which, in the words of our chief redactor Suslov, depict the "essense of the vile Saddam-Sheppard Pact", appeared today on the front pages.

The second caricature depicted a strong response by a union of nations towards UAR warmongering.

- Is that indicating a support of the MESS actions to stop Saddamistan and Shepnukistan? - our reporters inquired.

- Indeed, - replied Mr. Suslov. - It's also a tacit support of the fine decision of the FUN members to lock down the Central Sea to Saddamistan and Shepnukistan shipping. This will not only make their clearly agressive intents less likely to realize, but also strain the economic communication between the two. And economic strain can lead to demise - which would be our sincere hope.

PRAVDA: Red Generalisse Ania - a person of high authority among Orthodox believers for her ideas - today participated in the blessings of a Tu-95 strategic bomber

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During the ceremony, she staged an open statement to all the people in the Diocese.

- Ramsley is a heretic and a traitor to the Unified Orthodox Church, - she spoke to the cameras. - Be aware, brethren, and do not follow his lead into war. The Lord dwells in peace, and we urge you to abandon the ways of the heretics, and destroy the heretics amongst you for the Lord spoke always, to remove them from the congregation of the righteous.

RED INQUIRER: Mass unrest reported in the Diocese, Terra Libertia, after the denouncement of Ramsley by all UOC authorities and prominent believers

In Magalia, many monks and members of Sons of the Faith are openly calling for a change of allegiance, as well as protesting the acts of war and demanding an all-Orthodox Sobor to rule on heresy and what to do with the unfaithful.

Large groups of rebel believers have chosen Magalia, where just a few months ago they said farewell to the pilgrims of the Red Technocracy, as their base.

Many cities which harbor refugees from the Sultanate reported an increased unruliness among the displaced; the refugees are widely arming themselves to brace for a final partisan stand in case full-scale war between the Libertian factions erupts.
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Force 91 Headquarters, The Diocese

The Green Berets had only just gotten settled into their new headquarters, and Colonel Rasmussen was still unpacking his gear when the encrypted SATCOM on his desk began to ring.

"Yes?"

"What's the situation in the Diocese?"

"It's getting a little hairy here."

"Can Ramsey hold on?"

"Doubtful, unless we support him."

"Keep your eye on things; but start making preparations for a fast exit. Shepnukistan doesn't want to get involved in a religious schismatic civil war."

"What about the shipment soon to arrive?"

"The NCA is deliberating whether to terminate it; he is very reticent about dumping even stripped down Abrams and Bradleys into a religious civil war."
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"It has started, sire," said the adviser.

The Emperor looked up. "That's faster than I imagined."

"Sire, the Ecumenical Patriarch is asking if we should aid the faithful who follow the Church at Constantinople and in Omsk."

"Tell him to talk to General Ana and see what she says."
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Neverhoodians stage massive demonstration against what they call "neocolonial" annexion of their nation by Shepnukistan, national government defects to the MESS

The nation's leader King Hoborg stressed that he was a vassal of the OMSK, a union of peaceful nations dedicated to peace, technology and "Goofing off" and that the peaceful submission to the OMSK, relied on assurances that the internal affairs of Neverhood would remain under the purview of him and Grand Vizier Klogg.

Since the OMSK was dissolved, Shepnukistan in the diplomatic confusion tried an illegal full annexion of Neverhood, despite that Nation's management being explicitly left in the hands of the Red Technocracy by King Hoborg before his retirement to his underwater library-castle.

- This behaviour is truly a behaviour of an agressor. We have seen enough to conclude that Shepnukistan will stop at nothing in it's insane territorial conquest, at the same time threatening everyone else with it's nuclear club.

- All the more repugnant it seems that a peaceful nation like ours was drawn into a club of militaristic nations, under some unclear authority, and without even objective goals, such as those of the technocratic nations, but an unsavoury lust for fermenting violence, chaos and senseless warfare. A draining of energies towards war alone, not technology or even applicable research.

"The OMSK is no more, but for our security, and protection from Shepnukistans' territorial claims, we apply for MESS membership!
There we shall continue as we did once, bestowing our technology, infrastructure and human resources (And excellent beaches and weasel trees) to the continued researchers of the MESS, as we did once to OMSK in happier days. We hope to commit this diplomatic transfer peacefully, so long as nothing goes wrong...
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Massive riots shake capital of Neverhood, demanding Shepnukistan's military forces immediately withdrawn, all UAR administrative facilities staff removed and no aerial overflights by Shepnukistan allowed, as well as the safe return of any lecturers in those foreign territories. Free use of Neverhood technological patents will cease, and attempted use of them or products relying on them will be considered illegal theft and IP violation.
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RED ONE CHANNEL: Farewell to the Diocese

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The Freetown Naval Scuttling Yard.

Freetown, the gigantic seaport in the south of the Diocese, is home to a huge scuttling industry. Dozens of old ocean liners are scuttled in Freetown, to prop the weak economy of the Libertian nation.

With Red Technocracy nationals leaving by air from Freetown due to acceleration of hostilities, the huge liner "Odessa" was seized by the local port authority halfway down the coast, and immediately scuttled.
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"Odessa" scuttled.

The attempts to build a university in the Diocese have likewise come to a halt with the engineers leaving for home; the unfinished building sticks out like a ghostly fortress of doom.
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The government, amidst a crisis, could not force builders to complete it. Soon the entire construction team, mostly held by force and fervent belief, dispersed and the building was still unfinished.
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Constantinople Times

Ecumenical Patriarch meets General Ana to discuss the situation in the Diocese

The Ecumenical Patriarch is going to meet General Ana of Red Technocracy to discuss the situation in the Diocese. It is known that the Patriarch wishes to aid those who are still faithful to the Church and to bring Ramsley to justice. The Byzantine Government is understood to seek a way to bring the Diocese back into the fold of the Church and to remove the alleged Shepnukistan advisers.

Government responds to queries on the state of Neverhood.

Government spokesman has told reporters that it is monitoring the situation in Neverhood very closely, and is mobilising the army and the navy to for a possible policing action. It is going to discuss with its fellow MESS members about this issue.

Analysts at the Constantinople University told reporters that the situation represents an opportunity for the Government to remove an enemy from the strategic flank of the empire and the Government wants to attempt to perhaps use it as a buffer against Shepnukistan.
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Sarajevo, Shadow Empire
October 23th 2010

The Prime Minister departed from his Shroom Force One, a private prime ministerial BAM A380 - the largest passenger plane in the world.

As he set foot on the soils of Shadow, he was immediately greeted by his loyal retinue of Shroomstaffel men - garbed in their regimental uniforms, with ceremonial rifles and stahlhelms.

They saluted, Nazi-style, and the Prime Minister smiled wryly at that. Man, Nazi-style was spiffy-style. Thank goodness the people of New Earth didn't know what a Nazi was, and as long as he stayed relatively sane, they never would.

He entered the bullet-proof, fire-proof and explosion-proof limousine, and drove off to the Imperial Beach Resort - Emperor Shady's current place of residence.

Shady, Stas, King Paul's man, Duke James, Lelouch, and maybe even Wesley would be there. The Qudlivuns and the others would be attending via telescreen.

It would be the first ever FUN Conference.

"Abante!" the Prime Minister said as the Shroomanian convoy commenced - the limousine in the heart of it, flanked by SS vehicles and SUVs crewed by Dark Liquid mercenaries.


THE FUN CONFERENCE SHALL BEGIN

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Sarajevo, Shadow Empire

"I'm here, guys!" Prime Minister Shroom beamed as he entered the conference room with his retinue of SS men.

The assembled people, delegates, world leaders, and journos looked at him with a mixture of shock, disgust, fascination, incredulity, and revulsion.

"What?" the Prime Minister blinked.

"I think I'm going to vomit," the PeZookian delegate said sickly as she quickly excused herself from the room.

"What?" the Prime Minister repeated himself.

"Um... Shroom..." Secretary General Stanislav approached him and placed his arm around the bewildered Shroomanian PM.

"Yeah, Stas?"

The Red Technocracy's Secretary General began whispering into Shroom's ear and the PM slowly started nodding his head.

"So... no goddamn SS men?"

"No."

The Prime Minister turned to regard his honor guard. "Guys, you all heard the man."

"Um..." the lead SS man uttered. "No sir, we haven't."

"Jesus Christ!" spat Shroom. "Just take your clothes off! Goddamn, I can't believe I thought this was a good idea! Goddamn Nazis. This is the dumbest thing I've ever done! What the fuck was I thinking?! Take your clothes off now!"

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"Take our clothes off, sir?" an SS subordinate questioned.

"Just do it, I think he's actually serious!" Motto Skorzeny quipped as he quickly took his uniform off, balancing himself on a Shadow stripper pole as he pulled his trousers down and removed his Nazi jackboots and his belt with the 'Gott Mit Uns' inscribed buckle.

With that hurdle out of the way, the FUN Conference can finally begin.
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(OOC: Damn, that was a hilarious post :D "Hey guys! Look at my very own Nazis!" :D )

RIS building, Astoria, Kosciuszko Avenue

It was a small conference room somewhere inside the three-story building complex which housed the RIS headquarters. Equipped with nothing more than a table, several chairs and a multimedia projector, it looked like any other corporate conference room on Nova Terra.

Save, of course, for the couple dozens uniformed men and women, the armed guards outside, the cameras and motion sensors all over the surrounding corridors and the RIS commander's office right next door.

The young woman who was heading the briefing wore a captain's uniform and a RIS badge. She was one of the new generation, the young hotshots, university educated, energetic and competent. Kulinsky had to admit the brass was treating the MCP investigation seriously, and they put together an excellent team for that, with the right mix of old vets and new guys full of ideas.

The young captain's name was Elizabeth Potocka, and she put the briefing together to discuss the recent breakthrough in the MCP case, bring Kulinsky and his people up to speed and discuss next steps.

"Now, let us move to the heart of the matter. Our little anarchistic friend here",with these words, Kutchinsky's photo appeared on the screen,"Has been very active in certain anarchistic circles for a long time. We've investigated all those groups, and as you know discovered they were very well funded by various sources."

Potocka flipped the presentation slide to a list of all known anarchist groups.

"Kutchinsky's convictions seemed genuine, which was a bit of a surprise. We expected him to use the group to his own ends, rather than participate wholheartedly, seeing as he's a former RMI officer."

Another slide flipped. This time, it showed surveillance photos of Kutchinsky taken by the FBI before his arrest.

"Fortunately, his skills made him a valuable asset to the group, and they used him several times to establish financing sources. Over a period of two or three years, Kutchinsky's group grew into a full-fledged well-finances and well-organized terrorist cell. A rise in piracy and ecoterrorist activities coincides with these events."

"By squeezing Kutchinsky for information, we've managed to trace the financial transfers back to a well-known Triad clearing house in Mangka. We've also established that this same clearing house was financing at least three other groups, including the MCP. Interrogation of arrested MCP operatives confirms that."

Kulinsky noted the name of the clearing house which appeared on the slide. It seemed familiar.

"We've taken a dozen high-ranking Triad members related to the clearing house under surveillance. It took six months, but after a provocation involving a male prostitute and two blackmails, we've managed to get some names and account numbers."

Kulinsky raides his hand.

"Does Mangka government know about that?", he asked

"No. We've decided against informing them of the operation, seeing as the Triads have people in the highest circles of their government.", Potocka responded, matter-of-factly

"Continue, please."

"Thank you. The account numbers we got were dispersed throughout the FUN and the MESS. It took another three months to identify the companies out of which the monetary support for anarchist organization originated."

The slide changed again, showing more than twenty logos. Around half the people in the briefing room were visibly shocked.

"I assume this information has been verified?", Kulinsky asked again

"Yes. You can see here twenty large companies owning assets in the entire FUN. They are owned by six major players from Shroomania, Langley, Baerne and PeZookia itself. We are absolutely sure they have funded several anarchistic groups, including Kutchinsky's 'Movement For Freedom' and the MCP. At this point, we are in the process of putting them all under surveillance."

"One more thing. All six of those business magnated have recently expressed vocal concerns about the King's tax reforms, and went as far so as to finance huge marketing campaigns lobbying against them."

"This is alarming", mentioned captain Tusk, one of Kulinsky's original subordinates working on the case, "If they did, in fact, finance a group like the MCP, this seems to indicate they don't shy from violent methods in order to achieve their goals."

"I agree with my colleague. The big question is: What are their goals?", asked another young officer.

"They're business moguls. Profit and power are likely candidates."

"These tax reforms target the richest companies and individuals in PeZookia. Capital flight is impossile to do on that scale with current regulations. A lot of their money is at stake here...we may safely assume one of their goals is the abolishment of these reforms.", said Kulinsky, going over his notes.

"And how can they do that?", Potocka asked rhethorically

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St. Basil's Hospital, Astoria

King Paul was feeling much better now. The doctors still strictly forbade him from doing any real government work, so he did as much as he was allowed to and spent the rest of the days either sleeping, undergoing a daily battery of tests or walking around the hospital's park. Even then, he remarked that most PeZookians couldn't count on receiving such excellent health care...

How did I turn out to be so important all of a sudden? - he wondered, walking amongst the trees, accompanied by a nurse and his bodyguards. He spent some time in hospitals back on Old Earth, and the experience was simply beyond comparison. Even the food wasn't all that bad here. King Paul was really starting to wonder how many people could've been helped for this expense, and if his position really justified it.

Adding insult to injury, he missed his wife. The doctors absolutely forbid anybody not strictly necessary from seeing him, but it seemed like an overreaction. The occasional phone call did nothing to soothe this feeling.

"You highness, it's time for your shots.", the nurse said. Paul nodded, and turned back towards the hospital building.

Inside, he greeted Anna Jakovlevska, one of his bodyguards who always stayed inside the hospital bedroom. She was one of the grand total of two women in the GROM unit, and a field medic at that. The King has no concerns for his security in this place.

As he laid back on his bed, another nurse walked in, carrying a small tray with assorted medicines. She laid the tray on a small white table and unpacked a disposable syringe.

"May I?", Anna asked, motioning towards the tray. The nurse nodded and let the GROM woman rummage through the tray as she filled up the syringe.

She'll find nothing there..., the nurse thought. It would be all too easy - labels on Shroomanian unbranded medicine vials sounded like an alien language to anybody outside the profession.

To her surprise, the bodyguard woman suddendy went tense, and then snapped like a cobra. The nurse was on the floor before she could react or say anything, her arm painfully twisted in an expert grasp.

Anna was shouting into her collar microphone.

"Emergency in the Red Zone! Backup requested!"

The nurse attempted to struggle, but Anna just tightened the hold, causing more pain. Four additional bodyguards rushed into the room, one immediately moving to cover the only window, two others aiming their weapons at the door, and the last one throwing a heavy bulletproof vest over the King. Outside, a rifle-armed BOR squad rushed out from the hospital security station and started racing towards the King's room.

"What the hell is going on here?", the King managed to exclaim after the commotion died down. The nurse was being escorted out in handcuffs. Anna picked up the smashed medicine vial and showed the label to her King.

"Pancuronium bromide, sire. A muscle relaxant...enough of a dose to kill a horse."
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Location: Shadow Empire, Imperial Beach Resort, Secure Conference Room

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Shady watched, with a serious expression on his face, as Shroom's half naked honor guard left the room. "Damn"- he thought to himself, "Shroom really needs to have his head checked". The Emperor approached his fellow FUN leaders, shaking hands and exchanging greetings. Then he moved to the center of the room and clapped his hands together. Immediately upon him doing that the Death Guard sealed the room. "Gentlemen and ladies"- he said, "Let us begin". "Important things will be discussed here today, and i must say that i am proud to be the host of this conference"- the emperor said with a smile on his face, "Who will go first?".
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The Prime Minister, who was still glancing around nervously, anxious at the fact that everyone was looking at him like he was some kind of madman, cleared his throat.

"I would like to go first. And I would like to discuss the key issues of:

1.) The FUN administrative body. What are its obligations, authority and voting rules?

2.) Separate FUN space program: yea or nay?

3.) The FUN's defense strategy, particularly Joint Air and Sea Defense.

4.) Obviously, Saddamistan and Libertia. Goddamned Libertia!"

[OOC: Sorry for the copy-paste, PeZook.]
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Partial Message Intercept Between Canissian Leader King Arik and Neverhood King

"Atah rotzeh ezrah sham? Yesh li' matos.."
"Al mah? Lama matos hashuv?"
"B'glal ani zurikh l'yodeah mah hu oseh im Canissia khayyalim l'lekhet l'Neverhood."

"...mmm... ken, ani meviin.... tov. B'vakesha..."
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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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- Grettings, my new comrades.

First of all, I would like to thank the FUN nations on behalf of all Red Technocrats for their kind acceptance and the atmosphere of trust and mutual assistance that is prevalent in the FUN.

Next, I'd share my thoughts on the crucial problems my friend Shroom outlined.

1. The Administrative Commitee is a fitting name. Members can be rotated each 5 years, and impeachment can be used by a majority FUN vote.

2. A FUN space program should exist.

I propose the following:
1) Shroomania-Zoria Space Center currently built - advantages of an island facility are remoteness, but it's hard to get spare parts to it
2) Korolev Spaceport - small, only can launch Soyuz boosters so far, but accessible, easy booster transport from space facilities in RT

Also, the SPIRAL fleet will serve as backbone of spaceforce for the time being.

3. JASD should encomass ABM, SAM and ASM strategies, AEW, and naval strategy

4. Bide our time.
Lì ci sono chiese, macerie, moschee e questure, lì frontiere, prezzi inaccessibile e freddure
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
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[OOC: Correct me if I fuck anything up, guys. This is a historic moment for me, and the Sovereign Shroomanian Sentinel]



St. Basil, Terra Libertia

"You ready for this Conda?"

Nervously, Condize Leasy Bryce nodded her head. "As I'll ever be."

"Let's show those baldricks at the Beeb what for!"

"On three... two... one!"



LIVE on ShroomSatTV
The Sovereign Shroomanian Sentinel
RAMSLEY REPLIES

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"I am Condize Leasy Bryce, reporting for the Sovereign Shroomanian Sentinel. We're here live in St. Basil with none other than Lord Ramsley of Terra Libertia, who wishes to make a statement addressing the Patriarchs of Byzantine and the Red Technocracy, all the believers of the Orthodox Faith, and all the people of the New World. Your holiness?"

Condize hands Lord Ramsley the microphone.

"My friends, my children, my people... I come to you now as a humble man. For many days I have prayed to the Lord and asked His guidance, and in those dark days, I have questioned myself and my deeds deeply. Now, I lay my head low before all of you - for I have made many mistakes, and I will repent.

"The Lord spoketh to me and I repent. I do not want any more wars, I do not want the deaths of my children and my flock to be in my conscience, to mar my soul, to damn me to the fires of Hell. Those who are coming to Terra Libertia now, with ships bringing weapons, bring nothing but death to all of us here. I was wrong to trust them, wrong to listen to their temptations, their lies. Like the devil, all they offered was a road to damnation.

"In my arrogance, I was a fool to turn my back on my brothers. I ask the Patriarchs for their forgiveness, and for their mercy. Pride comes before the fall, and how I have fallen...

"Yet this has not been all my doing. Even as I speak, my former 'brothers in arms', the misguided among my flock, are at the docks and at the harbors of Freetown with the same men who have tried to tempt me with their calling of violence.

"I renounce them and I rebuke them! But I cannot stop them. For they are heretics, corrupted by the promises of war and bloodshed, blinded from the truth of Our Lord! They will not listen to me...

"...but they will listen to you, my children. I ask of all the faithful followers of the Lord, set aside your differences, and go to Freetown and let these infidels hear the voice of the true believers!

"Do not let those foreign devils from Shepnukistan and Saddamistan bring their accursed weapons of war to our soil! Do not take the forbidden fruits they offer! Let their machines rust in our shores, unused and broken!

"My children, there has been a great deception in the Diocese. The false prophet has reared his head and has poisoned the well. I was entrapped in that web of lies, but the Light of the Lord has set me free - and I come now to spread the word of peace to our people!

"God is good, God is great."


[OOC: SPARTAAAAAA!!!!]
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Constantinople Times

Ecumenical Patriarch and the Red Patriarch elated at the news of Patriarch Ramsley's repentance

The Ecumenical Patriarch and the Red Patriarch were both elated by the recent news of Patriarch Ramsley's repentance. "We welcome back our brother and his flock back to the Holy Mother Church and are glad that he has seen the error of his ways. We hope that he will not err again but will continue to lead justly and righteously in the name of God," read out the Red Patriarch.

News from the Diocese reports that pro-Church forces were now engaged in gunfights in various parts of the Freetown and the most of the Patriarch Ramsley's forces have re-pledged their loyalty to him after the Patriarch repented. Some units have been reported to have disintegrated into a bloody gunfight mayhem and have lost more than half their men.

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"You are welcome, Comrade. And welcome!"

"Now, onto business...
Stas Bush wrote:1. The Administrative Commitee is a fitting name. Members can be rotated each 5 years, and impeachment can be used by a majority FUN vote.

2. A FUN space program should exist.

I propose the following:
1) Shroomania-Zoria Space Center currently built - advantages of an island facility are remoteness, but it's hard to get spare parts to it
2) Korolev Spaceport - small, only can launch Soyuz boosters so far, but accessible, easy booster transport from space facilities in RT

Also, the SPIRAL fleet will serve as backbone of spaceforce for the time being.

3. JASD should encomass ABM, SAM and ASM strategies, AEW, and naval strategy

4. Bide our time.
1.) I agree with the proposal of the Administrative Committee, the 5-year member rotation, and the impeachment proceedings. I would also like to suggest that the founding FUN nations would get permanent seats in the Administrative Committee to ensure the long-term cohesion of the FUN.

2.) Agreed. Perhaps at the same time, we could maintain our commercial ties with the UKB's space programs while creating our own indigenous research and military space capabilities?

The UKB is in a tenuous position, they are practically going solo and I would like to maintain friendly relations with them. They pride themselves on their commercial space program, and I feel that we must show them some consideration.

If we allow our corporations to continue their current collaborations with the UKB, while our governments organize a FUN-wide space program, would that be a reasonable compromise?

3.) Shroomania would like to continue its purchase of Shepnukistani systems, while opening the FUN to MESS defense systems as well. Perhaps at the same time, we could be developing our own systems as well?

[OOC: Isn't India's military doing that, buying foreign systems while making its own? Aren't we in a similar position? We have a few big nations, but a lot of smaller ones, which means overall we are like the 'emerging' nations of India and China.]

4.) Agreed. Bide our time while strengthening our positions against any potential hostilities.

We must also support the Neverhood's bid for independence. I believe the Shepnukistanis will react to the Neverhoods in a fashion more reasonable than it's partner, Saddamistan, has to past issues..."
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First of all I would like to thank my friend and ally Prime Minister Shroom for noticing me here in the back, next to the coffee machine and the dancing monkeys. The coffee aint that good by the way. Second I would once again welcome our new members and friends.

I agree in principle with Shroomy on all the issues. If we develop nuclear weapons we should have some sort of joint FUN-Guard to make sure no single triggerhappy crazy FUN leader decides to start his own little nuclear war or sells it to some other triggerhappy crazy non-FUN leader.

I also propose, what I believe Emperor Shady has already has proposed, a formation of a All FUN military force that can be used on the Administrative Committees slightest whim. It should be used to put down rebellions, peacekeeping missions or just to look good on parades. It should be composed of elements of each countries best and most kickass forces like the mushroom marines, Death Guard and of course the BAMF:s. Some aeroplanes may be good to throw in the mix as well. And some Strategic Airlift Capability.
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