SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread IV

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I'm just sad that Mr. Hueg's empire of commerce doesn't include a HUEG KITTENS division.
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Hmm. Wouldn't cats be un-Shepistanimerican?

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Simon_Jester wrote:If that level of ability is implied to still be around, then we have one hell of a problem- balance. Anyone who can move around solar systems (even to the limited extent of making them just 'go somewhere else') is going to have corollary abilities that would break the game if they're brought into use.
Calm down, it took a while for it to get setup and required a massive power source, and was aided by an already opened hole in the universe. While the MEH could theoretically warp a system out of the universe, it would be an extreme waste of resources, and wouldn't accomplish anything that massive orbital bombardment couldn't do. Plus, the required structure take time to be built, anyone that allows it to be built over their planet is screwed anyway.
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So, uh, why did your faction bother to terraform gas giants and a Plutoid object?
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Pluto had many asteroids smashed into it to create a large enough mass, and gas was taken from the Gas Giants for an atmosphere. For heat, massive heaters were installed.

The Gas Giants weren't so much "terraformed" as massive floating colonies were put in them.

As to why, it took a while for them to create functioning hyperdrives.
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Chaotic Neutral wrote:Pluto had many asteroids smashed into it to create a large enough mass, and gas was taken from the Gas Giants for an atmosphere. For heat, massive heaters were installed.
Why not just hollow out the interiors of said asteroids and use them as living space? Saves on fuel bills, and you can use the rock you dug out to construct still more habitats!
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Simon_Jester wrote:Why not just hollow out the interiors of said asteroids and use them as living space? Saves on fuel bills, and you can use the rock you dug out to construct still more habitats!
At that point in time, artificial gravity was in it's infancy, and babies born in space were doing...badly.
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Chaotic Neutral wrote:
Simon_Jester wrote:Why not just hollow out the interiors of said asteroids and use them as living space? Saves on fuel bills, and you can use the rock you dug out to construct still more habitats!
At that point in time, artificial gravity was in it's infancy, and babies born in space were doing...badly.
Try spin gravity, it's the latest thing from newtonian motion inc..

Hell a lot of people are probably STILL using that in this day and age as it requires less power than a gravity generator and is one less thing that can fail.
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Spinning an asteroid is trivial compared to moving it at useful speeds, and you can get a lot of spin-gravity acreage by spinning a habitat compared to the amount you'd get by crashing it into a planet.
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Silly me, forgetting about physics.

Pluto was terraformed. Make up your own reasons if you need to.

And Dark, is your Empire ever going to respond to the signal being sent from 28 C?
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Chaotic Neutral wrote:Silly me, forgetting about physics.

Pluto was terraformed. Make up your own reasons if you need to.

And Dark, is your Empire ever going to respond to the signal being sent from 28 C?
I will, when i get time to. End of the week at most, i'm just a little busy with university right now.
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Ok, my Empire's fleet list is done. Read it and tell me what you think.
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Honestly, I think we've already stolen enough thinly-veiled Star Wars stuff without you starting to remove the veils.

That said, the numbers seem to work out.
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Simon_Jester wrote: And yes, the Prussian admiral's chief of staff does bear an uncanny resemblance to Unit Seven... :wink:
I guess he's scanned a lot at spaceports ;)
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MEH Wiki wrote:SD II (800$): The most powerful battleship in The MEHN, it has enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy. The Mark II is notable for having more firepower and shielding than the original, though it has fewer tractor-beams.
No it doesn't :D
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PeZook wrote:
MEH Wiki wrote:SD II (800$): The most powerful battleship in The MEHN, it has enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy. The Mark II is notable for having more firepower and shielding than the original, though it has fewer tractor-beams.
No it doesn't :D
Verily. Amplitur Choir Vessels can take those out, not to mention even more powerful collector Monoliths.
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The Imperium has battle barges that outmatch them as well, though the MEHs largest ships are pretty heavy (though lame ripoffs :P)
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Lonestar wrote:
PeZook wrote:
MEH Wiki wrote:SD II (800$): The most powerful battleship in The MEHN, it has enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy. The Mark II is notable for having more firepower and shielding than the original, though it has fewer tractor-beams.
No it doesn't :D
Verily. Amplitur Choir Vessels can take those out, not to mention even more powerful collector Monoliths.
to be fair. He said enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy. He didn't say enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy on its own. Admittedly that makes it a mite meaningless, but the statement could be even more silly is my point.

Also to complete the list of things that are bigger lets not forget Byzon's giant metal balls, Karlack motherships, Chamarran Juggernaughts, Klavostani battlefortresses and probably the other ten or so ships even i'm forgetting.
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That giant fortress is not a mobile ship, he would have to come to it.


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The MEHN's order of battle elicits a, well, "meh" response from me.

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PeZook wrote:The Imperium has battle barges that outmatch them as well, though the MEHs largest ships are pretty heavy (though lame ripoffs :P)
The Leader always liked the design of the Star Destroyer as a child.
Darkevilme wrote:to be fair. He said enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy. He didn't say enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy on its own.
We'll see how good they are when 90% of the construction budget goes to building more.
Darkevilme wrote: Admittedly that makes it a mite meaningless, but the statement could be even more silly is my point.
It was honestly just filler.
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:The MEHN's order of battle elicits a, well, "meh" response from me.
Perfect! 8)
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Chaotic Neutral wrote:
Darkevilme wrote:to be fair. He said enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy. He didn't say enough weaponry and shielding to go against any other ships in the galaxy on its own.
We'll see how good they are when 90% of the construction budget goes to building more.
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Steve, could you update the ruleset with the new build rate?
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If 90% if the MEHs construction budget is used for construction, where does the other 10% go? :D
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