SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Create, read, or participate in text-based RPGs

Moderators: Thanas, Steve

Locked
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Simon_Jester »

doom3607 wrote:I'm starting to think I may have made a mistake setting the Locrians up the way I did... :(
If it helps you put yourself on the map, you can always retcon them.

EDIT: But at this point, you've been inactive long enough that I'd like to have a long conversation with you about what you have in mind before you start putting yourself on the map in a serious way. Not a hostile one, not as such, but I want to know roughly what you have in mind, in terms of making a mark on the game, and how you plan to accomplish it.
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Shinn Langley Soryu
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1526
Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shinn Langley Soryu »

The King of Tian Xia is Miyuki Takara! That's awesome, it really is. :lol:

Right, then. I'll just go back to trying to fight my persistent writer's block.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.

Image
ImageImageImage
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.

"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Yeah. The Brags so badly want to waste the Scron, man. :P
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
User avatar
doom3607
Jedi Knight
Posts: 648
Joined: 2011-03-02 04:44pm
Location: Bringing doom to a world near you!

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by doom3607 »

Sent you a PM about it, Simon. You like? :mrgreen:
User avatar
Master_Baerne
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1984
Joined: 2006-11-09 08:54am
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Master_Baerne »

Anybody any good at writing political intrigue and willing to give me a hand? I've hit a block recently.
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
User avatar
Mayabird
Storytime!
Posts: 5970
Joined: 2003-11-26 04:31pm
Location: IA > GA

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Mayabird »

“Kles’tak tauri tok’ra! Bat’leth kropek! M’yen tel’tac snae’ta u’it y’he! Fuck you!”

That, on the other hand, was. Dymytry couldn’t understand a single bit of it, except for the last part, but he didn’t really care.
Don't know what about it was so funny, but I laughed so hard that it made DP jokingly sigh (because he knew what the source had to be).

Also, even the crazy asshole TV personality guy thinks the birdies are cute. Mission successful!

Sorry for not writing much these past few days. There have been distractions.
DPDarkPrimus is my boyfriend!

SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by PeZook »

doom3607 wrote:I'm starting to think I may have made a mistake setting the Locrians up the way I did... :(
Then, uh...change them? Have them build AIs to interact with people?
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
doom3607
Jedi Knight
Posts: 648
Joined: 2011-03-02 04:44pm
Location: Bringing doom to a world near you!

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by doom3607 »

I'm going to be talking to Simon about it. They will be... not very nice people anymore. :twisted:
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by PeZook »

Oh hey the Umerians have a guy named von Murderstein?

That is...incredibly awesome :D
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Simon_Jester »

Yes, Dr. von Murderstein is one of the most... ah, respected... members of the Umerian research community. Long, highly successful career. Tends to develop very odd weapon applications when he's given his head, though most of them aren't accepted by the military- I should tell you guys about the Gelatin Encasing Weapon and the freeze ray some time.
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Darkevilme
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1514
Joined: 2007-06-12 02:27pm
Location: London, england
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Darkevilme »

I suspect he's respected in the sense that last time there was a board of academic inquiry into his conduct the head of the board had his house mysteriously consumed by a freak highly localized earthquake.
STGOD SDNW4 player. Chamarran Hierarchy Catgirls in space!
Image
User avatar
Master_Baerne
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1984
Joined: 2006-11-09 08:54am
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Master_Baerne »

Simon_Jester wrote: I should tell you guys about the Gelatin Encasing Weapon and the freeze ray some time.
Yes, yes you should. :D
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
User avatar
Force Lord
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1562
Joined: 2008-10-12 05:36pm
Location: Rio Piedras, San Juan, Puerto Rico
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Force Lord »

The CSB is not above using totally shitty movies as weapons of torture. :twisted:
An inhabitant from the Island of Cars.
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

They should reserve CJ Motonow's Star Wars Hanukkah Special for executions.
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
User avatar
Force Lord
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1562
Joined: 2008-10-12 05:36pm
Location: Rio Piedras, San Juan, Puerto Rico
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Force Lord »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:They should reserve CJ Motonow's Star Wars Hanukkah Special for executions.
Which is why they're using the Star Wars Holiday Special for torture. :P
An inhabitant from the Island of Cars.
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Simon_Jester »

The Centrality's secret shame:

The Holiday Special... it's... it's...

A documentary!

[hardened Centralite security and military officials break down weeping]
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Shinn Langley Soryu
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1526
Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shinn Langley Soryu »

Does Falafel Phil actually have something to say in his defense, or did DJ Vesper actually succeed in making him shut up for the time being?
It's a good day to die when you know the reasons why
Citizens, we fight for what is right
A noble sacrifice, when duty calls, you pay the price
For the Holy Empire, I will give my life
In other news, Starship Troopers 3...actually wasn't that bad, to be honest.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.

Image
ImageImageImage
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.

"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Shinn, I'll make a reply to him after you follow up the Eretz-Nod storyline, so my Brags can finally blow up those pesky Scron. :P

And yes, Starship Troopers 3 was actually fun. Cheesy stupid fun, but yeah.
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
User avatar
Siege
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4108
Joined: 2004-12-11 12:35pm

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Siege »

Simon_Jester wrote:[hardened Centralite security and military officials break down weeping]
Maybe it's the Centrality's version of Room 101: you're exposed to the Holiday Special until your doublethink is so great you convince yourself it's actually good.

Imagine an Ewok stamping on the face of an Esper, forever.
Image
SDN World 2: The North Frequesuan Trust
SDN World 3: The Sultanate of Egypt
SDN World 4: The United Solarian Sovereignty
SDN World 5: San Dorado
There'll be a bodycount, we're gonna watch it rise
The folks at CNN, they won't believe their eyes
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Does Falafel Phil actually have something to say in his defense, or did DJ Vesper actually succeed in making him shut up for the time being?
There's Falafel's response. :P
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Simon_Jester »

In case anyone wondered what happened to the Elysians after their visit to MEH space... you're about to find out!
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Shinn Langley Soryu
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1526
Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shinn Langley Soryu »

I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.

Image
ImageImageImage
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.

"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

That may be one of the few Haruhiist animus to make it past Bragulan ideological purity filters. :lol:

So, Falafel. :P
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
User avatar
Shinn Langley Soryu
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1526
Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Shinn Langley Soryu »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:That may be one of the few Haruhiist animus to make it past Bragulan ideological purity filters. :lol:

So, Falafel. :P
If hyperviolence, needless human suffering, and other assorted grotesqueries are what's required to get pass Bragulan ideological purity filters, here's a handy list of Haruhiist animus that may qualify. There's also the original list, though you'll definitely need to run it through Google Translate to make any sense of it.

The premise of Deadman Wonderland would make for a decent story idea. Highschool of the Dead (mashed up with Sora no Woto, Resistance, and Modern Warfare) formed an integral part of my long-stalled Soramirez Do Everything storyline. Evangelion is an integral part of the Asuka/Lelouch cultists' religious beliefs; speaking of which, apart from King Guynald getting turned into a Tau and the ongoing hunt for those albino pirates, the Cananaan storyline has largely stalled as well. I've made at least one oblique reference to Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (I find the official English title to be a bit awkward, but whatever) in a previous commentary thread.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.

Image
ImageImageImage
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.

"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
User avatar
Akhlut
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2660
Joined: 2005-09-06 02:23pm
Location: The Burger King Bathroom

Re: SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

Post by Akhlut »

I want to get back in, but that will probably have to wait a few days. Past few weeks we've been contending with a bad internet connection at home and having to help my mom move, while today is my 3 year anniversary. So, hopefully I'll get something up again soon.

Thank Randy Savage for Goddamn Unreal Time.
SDNet: Unbelievable levels of pedantry that you can't find anywhere else on the Internet!
Locked