Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

[Karmic Knight]

Zor, you should call your country the Czordom.

[PeZook]

Few spellcasters, eh? How do you defend against horrors from the beyond, then?

[PeZook]

OOB post updated. So, who wants to get a nubile young sex-slave as a gift?

[Siege]

OOB post updated. So, who wants to get a nubile young sex-slave as a gift?

Interesting collection of creatures you got there. Still, I don't see any flying pyramids...

[PeZook]

Interesting collection of creatures you got there. Still, I don't see any flying pyramids...

Yes, those things concern me. I will need to think up a countermeasure.

Like, say, killing the pilot with a lucid nightmare?

[Siege]

Interesting collection of creatures you got there. Still, I don't see any flying pyramids...

Yes, those things concern me. I will need to think up a countermeasure.

Like, say, killing the pilot with a lucid nightmare?

Nice . Still, High Priest Imhotep is the talker-in-dreams, so that may not be as easy as it sounds. You'll have some time to come up with something though, I don't expect my war chariots to head for Poland anytime soon .

[PeZook]

Yeah, I'll have to devise a magical SAM network and deploy some enchanted supersonic interceptors...wait, wrong thread

[Darkevilme]

flying pyramids...

I'm going to need a bigger class of airship for dealing with those methinks, just in case.

[Akhlut]

I think my dwarves are going to have to go into more R&D with the gunpowder.

And more griffons, of course.

And possibly trebuchets large enough to fling my golems onto the pyramid.

[DarthShady]

New creatures of the Lord of Shadows.

Doombringers

Doombringers are huge flying orbs made of stone, that resemble a dark moon. They are capable of firing an immensely powerful magical blast capable of destroying entire cities and armies. They are filled with great caverns which are capable of transporting thousands of soldiers. It is said that when one sees them on the battlefield, it is the last thing he sees.

Tanar'ri

Tanar'ri (Demons) appear as 12' tall humanoids with bat wings, bull horns, clawed hands and a mane, with their dark red skin being bathed in flame. They wield a vorpal sword in one hand and a flaming whip in the other. They are capable of flight but mostly prefer to fight on the ground. They are the Elite Bodyguards of the Lord of Shadows.

Nightshades

Nightshades are large undead creatures from the Plane of Shadow. They are a horrifying mixture of death and darkness, made more frightening by their alien intelligence and spellcasting powers. All nightshades are surrounded by an aura of desecration that can draw life from the living. Their powers are considerably enhanced in darkness, but they are also greatly weakened by natural sunlight. Nightshades communicate telepathically.

Golems

Golems are an amalgam of several types of magically created constructs. They are tough, fearsome combatants with incredible defences. Although they move like living creatures, they are merely animated objects, giving them several advantages and disadvantages in battle. As constructs, golems are innately immune to a number of attacks; among these are mind-altering, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, disease and death effects as well as most spells. They never tire, get confused or distracted and possess both low-light and darkvision. Because they are mindless, golems lack much in the way of creativity and initiative.

Horrors

Creatures made of darkness, invisible to mortal eyes. They are capable of possessing any mortal be he human or not. They are most often used as assassins and spies. They are capable of instant teleportation over great distances and cannot be killed when outside of a host body. However if the possessed creature is killed with a horror still inside it, the horror will be destroyed. Note: The host creature must be killed instantly if the horror is to be destroyed, otherwise it may escape.

Take that you flying pyramid bastards.

More to come...

[Setzer]

I'm going the Carthaginian route, with a small citizen army but an unmatched navy and air force. I'll reserve most of my points for mercenaries.

[Master_Baerne]

Horrors

Creatures made of darkness, invisible to mortal eyes. They are capable of possessing any mortal be he human or not. They are most often used as assassins and spies. They are capable of instant teleportation over great distances and cannot be killed when outside of a host body. .

The Spellcorps will find a way. Given 1300 points of magic users and 5000 points of spare magic, they might just decide to make a way.

[DarthShady]

Horrors

Creatures made of darkness, invisible to mortal eyes. They are capable of possessing any mortal be he human or not. They are most often used as assassins and spies. They are capable of instant teleportation over great distances and cannot be killed when outside of a host body. .

The Spellcorps will find a way. Given 1300 points of magic users and 5000 points of spare magic, they might just decide to make a way.

Of course.

Man I'm the only bad guy around. I guess my plans for the formation of the Evil Coalition have failed.

Damn you do-gooders. *shakes fist*

[PeZook]

We purposefully breed young women to turn into crazy flesh-eating monsters.

Calling Pogoria a bunch of do-gooders is a little misguided

[Darkevilme]

There's Dark Hellion, his lunatic Jerusalem might be interested in a coalition of evil with you Darth Shady.

[DarthShady]

We purposefully breed young women to turn into crazy flesh-eating monsters.

Calling Pogoria a bunch of do-gooders is a little misguided

Paul dearest of all my friends...what do you think about an alliance of convenience? Just long enough until we can crush any potential enemies.

Dark Hellion the same offer applies to you.

[Fingolfin_Noldor]

I will just get my alchemists to fashion huge boulders meant to smash those flying pyramids to dust, or just get them to build flying pyramids themselves.

And oh, maybe it's time to indulge in some human sacrifice to make philosopher stones.

[Siege]

Hey, those pyramids are a trademark property of Egypt! At least do us the courtesy of building flying Hagia Sophias or something .

Also, updated my OOB: Now with Sphinx, Sun-Barge and elementals!

[Fingolfin_Noldor]

Hey, those pyramids are a trademark property of Egypt! At least do us the courtesy of building flying Hagia Sophias or something .

Also, updated my OOB: Now with Sphinx, Sun-Barge and elementals!

Heh... A flying Church? Hmmmmm..... With cannons and all....

[DarthShady]

Hey, those pyramids are a trademark property of Egypt! At least do us the courtesy of building flying Hagia Sophias or something .

Also, updated my OOB: Now with Sphinx, Sun-Barge and elementals!

Heh... A flying Church? Hmmmmm..... With cannons and all....

Hm...let me see you top my flying Death Star...Er...I mean flying orb of death.

[Fingolfin_Noldor]

Hm...let me see you top my flying Death Star...Er...I mean flying orb of death.

Apparently, my alchemists have their work cut out. I must sacrifice whole populations to build my philosopher stones.

[Siege]

I think I may be the only one who isn't sacrificing his own people for imperial gains... Then again, who needs blood magic when you've got the power of the sun-god on your side?

[Fingolfin_Noldor]

I think I may be the only one who isn't sacrificing his own people for imperial gains... Then again, who needs blood magic when you've got the power of the sun-god on your side?

Well, philosopher stones draw their power from the souls of humans......

[PeZook]

Paul dearest of all my friends...what do you think about an alliance of convenience? Just long enough until we can crush any potential enemies.

An alliance of convenience only works if your ally doesn't have "enslave all of humanity and bring eternal darkness to the world" as a strategic goal

As for flying death star stones, well...I will come up with something. Christ

[DarthShady]

Paul dearest of all my friends...what do you think about an alliance of convenience? Just long enough until we can crush any potential enemies.

An alliance of convenience only works if your ally doesn't have "enslave all of humanity and bring eternal darkness to the world" as a strategic goal

Fine...I'll find other minions, er...I mean allies.

Just make sure that you don't regret it when the Legions of Darkness descend upon your kingdom.