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Shroom Man 777 wrote:I wonder what our World Wars are gonna be like - who wants to be the aggressor/Axis?

The FUNGAL AXIS?
Well, we'd prefer an antagonistic relationship, but not necessary one that leads to a war. :P

Side note, I added more stuff to my history, with more to come.
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Well... does the Big War happen in Shepistan? Japanistan?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Well... does the Big War happen in Shepistan? Japanistan?
Most of those wars were modern, i.e. 20th century. I think we can leave out all the modern fluff for now, until the rest of the players come out and write their histories, and then we agree on a few things. (like when FUN and MESS were formally formed.)
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I think we can either forget the Great War or have one, just smaller than historically :P
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There's at least one other former Shroomanian colony out there: the Duchy of Ashford/Duchy of Langley, which declared its independence in 1948.

Off the top of my head, I think it's the only country in Nova Terra that has had lolicon leadership. The second Duchess was just thirteen when she took the throne, and there was a fourteen-year-old who was somehow part of the junta that ruled prior to Lelouch. Some of the history I haven't written out somehow involves an eleven-year-old as a figurehead Duchess.
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Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Off the top of my head, I think it's the only country in Nova Terra that has had lolicon leadership. The second Duchess was just thirteen when she took the throne, and there was a fourteen-year-old who was somehow part of the junta that ruled prior to Lelouch. Some of the history I haven't written out somehow involves an eleven-year-old as a figurehead Duchess.
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Brief history of the Constitutional Republic of PeZookia, Part III

Battle Of Orena

Catherine The Wise led her massive force straight towards the capital city of PeZookia, knowing that King Stanislaw's only chance was to fortify the city. His army could now outmaneuver the Shadow Empire's forces, lacking cavalry, and could not hope to defeat it in a pitched battle in the field.

However, the Shadow advance was slowed down by the need to constantly deal with skirmishers and sharpshooters, poor maps and roads. By the time Catherine reached the vicinity of Orena, the King has finished his preparations for defence of the city and was ready to confront the Shadows.

Alerted by her scouts, Catherine decided to circle the city, fording the Great River north and south from Orena, and then assaulting it from the rear, where fortifications were not as heavy.

However, the local population was strongly on the side of the King, and so Stanislaw III knew every move of the Shadow army. He sallied his cavalry forth from the city, with orders to harass and delay the northern part of the Shadow army, commanded by Catherine herself. Mustering his infantry, the King marched south and intercepted the invaders near the village of Wawer, achieving surprise.

Despite the lower quality of his troops, Stanislaw commanded them agressively, concentrating the infantry attack against center of the Shadow lines. Byzantium-provided muskets of the PeZookians performed admirably, their greater range allowing PeZookian to fire 1.5 volleys for every one of the Shadows.

The Battle Of Wawer lasted for eight hours, culminating in a bayonett charge into musket fire. The highlander regiments broke the backs of Shadow's units, scattering them.

In the north, Catherine has managed to cross the Great River, constantly skirmishing with PeZookian cavalrymen. Knowing nothing about the demise of her southern forces, Catherine deployed her army at the plains west of the city in preparation for her assault. Not knowing that Stanislaw's forces have abandoned it, she commenced operations the next day.

The skeleton crews and militias defending the fortifications on the outskirts of Orena put up a vigorous defence, but were rapidly overwhelmed. As the attackers approached their main target - the Royal Palace - they were surprised by King Stanislaw's forces, who marched overnight to reach the battle in time.

His forces were tired and bloodied from the battle at Wawer, but achieved complete surprise. Bottled inside tight streets of Orena, cut off from her supply lines, Catherine attempted a withdrawal across the river, pressed by advancing PeZookian troops.

The Battle Of Orena concluded eight days later, with the Shadow army routed and in full retreat. Never again would they attempt to annex PeZookia.

Early industrialization

King Stanislaw, having restored power to the Royal Court and beaten back most external threats, he utilized the brief respite for a huge slew of reforms that were supposed to bring the Kingdom into the modern era.

Reforms of financial systems have introduced a decimal monetary system, unifying the varied currency exchange rates and simplifying the use of money in everyday life. This increased efficiency of tax collection and eased trade, and the solution was soon copied by other countries - most notably, Shroomania and Byzantium.

Stanislaw has imported many foreign technical experts and scientists to the country, and charged them with overseeing a campaign of public works. Many of those experts were Byzantine scholars who established schools and universities throughout the country, and aided the development of real science. Despite the shaky relationship with Byzantium (many PeZookians have not forgotten their betrayal not long ago), this aid would prove invaluable later.

To aid the nobles who now lost most of their sources of income to the land reform, laws were introduced regulating private ownership of property and establishment of businesses. Noblemen slowly turned into enterpreneurs, establishing manufacturing workshops and resource-extraction businesses.

These wise economic decisions earned Stanislaw the title Stanislaw The Great, and thus encased him in the annals of PeZookian history forever.

Soon thereafter, PeZookia was on the path to extensive modernization. The forced social reforms were still cause of unrest, with massive migratons occuring between the countryside and cities. Peasants, finally liberated from the ties to the land, moved into cities en masse, attempting to find a better life for themselves. Most ended up in poverty, creating a huge social problem.

Compared to the threat of only a few years past, however, these were minor troubles. The growth of industry and several social programs established by King Stanislaw would pay off in later years, creating a robust, healthy and well-off base of tradesmen, who would become priceless during the later Industrial Revolution.

Colonial ambitions

The country of Rukbat, located on the opposite shore of the Inner Southern Sea, had long since been considered a rich source of natural resources, and thus many continental powers have attempted to seize it. PeZookia was no different - after the country stabilized, king Stanislaw sent several expeditions which landed on Rukbat and established trade factories, mines and logging enterprises. This quickly led to conflict with the native population, who were often victimized by ruthless policies of PeZookian companies. In the period between 1745-1752, a large-scale colonial war erupted in Rukbat, ending with a shaky peace between PeZookia and Rukbatian warlords, which confined PeZookian companies to their ports and trading posts, leaving the resource-rich areas for the natives to utilize.

The Gaymean War

By the end of the XVIIIth century, PeZookia was again a country worthy of her place under the sun. While it missed out on the massive colonial gains of Shroomania and did not posess a geogrpahy as favorable for trade as Byzantium, it rapidly caught up to both countries with industrialization and infrastructural investment. PeZookian goods were widely exported throughout the Old Continent, and population grew rapidly.

This naturally led to further tensions between all continental powers ; Ethnically PeZookian lands under Shroomanian control began stirring as their inhabitants demanded to return to the Motherland, beginning a massive campaign of terror against Shroomanian citizens. Repression and Shroomanization followed, with PeZookian language barred from schools and public administration, forced teaching of Shroomanian language and history, and a massive propaganda campaign.

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The region of Gaymea/Mazhury

The region which was under dispute the most was the region of Mazhury, known to Shroomanians as Gaymea. Nearly 90% PeZookian by now, it was one of the original lands seized by the Knights Of The Pink Cross, later incorporated into the Motherland after the Order had to swear vassalage to the PeZookian Kings.Seized again by Shroomania during the Fall, Gaymea was considered by both sides to be their territorry by right. War was inevitable.

It began when the PeZookian navy engaged a Shroomanian fleet ferrying additional occupation troops to Gaymea ; This move was undertaken despite warnings of PeZookian government, who was growing more and more alarmed with attempts at forced naturalization of Gaymean PeZookians.

The battle was unresolved, but the convoy was forced to withdraw. At the same time, PeZookian ground forces marched into Gaymea, and the Royal Court declared the province liberated, and that it shall remain a part of the Motherland forever.

Shroomania responded, of course, protecting its prestige and land. A massive naval force, led by Admiral Horatio Shroomson, a famed Shroomanian naval hero, sailed towards Gaymea and engaged the PeZookian blockade in the Battle of Oliwa. After a battle lasting for two days, PeZookian navy was in full retreat, having lost four frigates and a ship of the line. Mushroom Marines, wearing coats dyed in Mushroom Gray, landed behind advancing PeZookian forces and marches to meet them.

Both armies clashed near the city of Ostroleka, tall and proud Shroomcoats squaring off against grim-faced PeZookians. The Shroomcoats took full advantage of difficult and broken terrain, however they lacked cavalry support and were outnumbered artillery wise. As the battle raged on, thick smoke filled the field, with Shroomcoats pouring volley after volley into advancing PeZookian collumns.

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Battle of Ostroleka, Orena Museum Of Art

The fiercest fighting took place on the outskirts of Ostroleka itself, however, where farms surrounded by sturdy low walls were used as cover from musket fire by the Shroomcoats. Shooting irregularly from behind cover, and expertly maneuvering, the Mushroom Marines managed to stave off the assault of the numerically superior PeZookian army.

However, PeZookians were relentless and agressive, knowing full well that Shroomania could not easily or quickly replenish their forces, and any casualties they took that day would be multiplied due to this simple fact. Artillery pounded the farms to dust, and massive human wave assaults pushed the Shroomcoats from building after building.

It was due to this relentless advance, paid for in blood, that PeZookians have finally managed to secure a dominant position over the town. Horses soon drew artillery to the ruined farms, and the mighty guns started shelling the Shroomanians, now caught on lower and unfavorable ground. Wisely, count Welsh MacMillan, commander of the Shroomanian force, withdrew, conceding Ostroleka to the PeZookians, but preserving much of his force to fight another day.

This worsened the situation in Gaymea, but the province was by no means lost. Ostroleka was a major road hub, thus allowing PeZookians increased strategic freedom, but every day they spent marching benefitted the Shroomanians, who prepared fortifications and used their naval superiority to ferry more and more soldiers into the province. On the other hand, PeZookians enjoyed shorter supply lines, and pushed to utilize that advantage to the fullest.

The battle which would resolve the Gaymean War was yet to be fought.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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I will write more once I have the inclination ; Now it's sleepy-time.

Besides, I'm drawing close to modern times, which means we have to wait untill everybody else is done :D
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It seems our two countries share quite a history. This will make the present time even more interesting.

Also I think I'll start writing my own history tomorrow, it should be a lot of FUN. :D

I'll just include what you guys wrote so far, the collaboration makes it a lot more interesting. :wink:
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Well... does the Big War happen in Shepistan? Japanistan?
A very major war prior to about 1930ish is compatible with the history of Imperial Japanistan, but it is not essential to have it. However I think we should all just assume that something like WW1 did happen in the 1910-1920 timeframe.
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PeZook, you could perhaps write a bit more about Byzantine assistance and find some way to weave Russia into the picture, somehow.
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SiegeTank wrote:So, Shroomania lost PeZookia in the 12th century, San Dorado in 1861 and Sirnoth in the 1960's. Are there any more current or former Shroomanian colonies out there?
::wave::Former Colony Here.

The Colonial History of The Vineyards.

The Vineyards were formed by the Shroomainian Isloationist Colonial Company, a small group of decently funded settlers who wished to live in relative isolation compared to the Old Continent, in 1757. They were granted a Valley isolated from the rest of Frequesue by the Mountains of Valour and a position nearly opposite that of Coilerburg, and a good distance away from San Dorado. This Isolation, along with massive obscurity lead to a very minuscule Colonial Militia. The Colonial Militia consisted of 5,000 musketeers, and 500 cavalry. This token force was tasked with maintaining order and marking sure the finely grown and fermented wines reached the ports of Thadon Harbor, and Syl Port, where the Shroomainian Navy received the wines. This process continued without change until Byzantine began reselling fine Greek wines in Shroomainia, effectively destroying the Colony. In 1907, the Shroomainian Government realized that continued support of The Vineyards Colony would merely cause Shroomainian to loose money that could be applied elsewhere. And so, after a weeks deliberation, the Shroomainian Government granted The Vineyards independence in exchange for all current wine stockpiles.


I'm still debating how I want to handle independence, but I am thinking of things involving crop burning and anarchy for a while.
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Coyote wrote:
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Off the top of my head, I think it's the only country in Nova Terra that has had lolicon leadership. The second Duchess was just thirteen when she took the throne, and there was a fourteen-year-old who was somehow part of the junta that ruled prior to Lelouch. Some of the history I haven't written out somehow involves an eleven-year-old as a figurehead Duchess.
Mini-Naboo, then.
I don't think Naboo was ever as politically unstable or as heavily militarized as Langley is.
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:PeZook, you could perhaps write a bit more about Byzantine assistance and find some way to weave Russia into the picture, somehow.
I will have to wait for Stas to do that, though.

And...wow. It looks like Shroomania had, like, half the world as former colonies :D
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Speaking of which my own country (Lets pen it in as "Rukbat" for now)
Rukbat is along the eastern edge of the northern continent and is famous for it's wild clans and the fact that a dozen countries have tried and failed to conquer or settle the country.
(Feel free to be one of those countries, remember it should follow the standard method, more civilized country attempts to put in a colony due to rich resource X, but natives drive them off, world class horsemen start raiding foreigners and trying to pass through the mountains gets you attacked by mountain clans, sooner or later supply lines are cut off, and then they die or are carried off)

However the violent(Remember, Mongols) natives of the area have stifled all attempts at pacification or settlement until the early 1800s and the advent of early repeating fire-arms. The country itself is bordered by a large mountain range and several major rivers to the west, the ocean is it's east and to the north is vast grasslands.

The southern coast is a stony wall except where rivers drain into the sea, the east coast is mix of more stone and excellent beaches because of the water current goes directly into the coast there, bringing warm water from further out.

This also gives that coast a large chance of hurricanes being pushed right towards the country, so it's a trade-off.

So, anywhere from 3 to five failed attempts to conquer Rukbat followed by a successful attempt in lets say 1820, followed by steady conquering and consolation, exploitation followed by violent rebellion in 1868 for whatever reason, nationalism, unification and a former land of raiders becomes a large powerhouse of a country with a large population and a key interest in self defense after it was curb stomped in the World War in 1910 after it signed on to the losing side.

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PeZook wrote:And...wow. It looks like Shroomania had, like, half the world as former colonies :D
The sun will never set on the Shroomanian Empire!

The Shroomcoats are coming! The Shroomcoats are coming!

God Save the Shroom!

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:
PeZook wrote:And...wow. It looks like Shroomania had, like, half the world as former colonies :D
The sun will never set on the Shroomanian Empire!

The Shroomcoats are coming! The Shroomcoats are coming!

God Save the Shroom!

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Bean, you can be, like, Sweden of the Old Continent.

How about I write PeZookia as the primary colonizer? It would be, like, the reverse of the Swedish Deluge :D
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I tried overhauling my history:

The (Revised) Colonial History of the Vineyards

The Vineyards were founded by the Shroomainian Isolationist Colonial Company (SICC) in an attempt to both enrich the great nation of Shroomainia and acquire a place far away from the constantly warring Old Continent.

The Shroomainian Government ceded SICC a small isolated Valley on the Continent of Frequesue in 1757. The Valley that would eventually become the Vineyards is bordered on either side not open to water by mountain ranges, the treacherous Mountains of Valor covering the Northern and Eastern border while the shorter Isolator Highlands act as the border between the Vineyards and the politically unstable nation to the south.

Upon landing, SICC began to work on building a port on the southernmost shore, naming the port, Port One, began a naming convention that would last until the end of SICC. SICC set-up mining survey teams to look for natural resources to tap. Meanwhile, in the valley, settlers were finding the ground to be very conductive of growing grapes and other fermentable plants. This discovery, along with early problems funding the survey teams, led to the colony becoming dependent on its alcohol production to finance itself. The alcohol production became so great, that a second port willed itself into existence, finally officially becoming Port Two in 1817. Port Three was founded fourteen years later, on a city sized island in the center of the lake in the center of the valley.

This prosperity would not last, though, as Greek Wines were being chosen time and time again over the “colonial slop,” leading to a collapse of the Vinish economy in 1900. By 1904, a Shroomainian financial aid program being developed was scrapped in favor of completely cutting ties with the colony. As such, Shroomainia recognized the Vineyards as an independent state, and withdrew armed support from that corner of the world. So, on October 13, 1904 the Vineyards became an independent nation


The Post-Colonial History of the Vineyards


The price of independence was not only economic hardships, but also an intense loss of centrality and unity amongst the settlers. The small valley became a war zone, with each wine-making family literally able to burn the fields of their fiercest rival. This led to a shortage of Vinish wines, which caused a slight increase in demand. By October of 1905, over four hundred million grapes were destroyed in the Vinish Civil war. The spike in demand, did force the families to meat in Port Three, now renamed Sheoth, and discuss the possibilities of working together to create a stable nation. Upon word reaching Ports One and Two (Syl and Thadon, respectfully), the two ports began to work together against the now semi-unified Grower-Families. The VCW fundamentally changed from a war of competition, to a war of ideology, whether the Vineyards should industrialize, or continue being majorly a producer of alcohol.
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Damn! A third world shithole that's in a state of civil war due to booze! That's cool :D

And PeZook, mang! MUSHROOM MARINES! Horatio Shroomson!

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Damn! A third world shithole that's in a state of civil war due to booze! That's cool :D

And PeZook, mang! MUSHROOM MARINES! Horatio Shroomson!
I'll fix it up later :D

I also have a cool picture of that battle, but it's heuge and I will have to compress it.
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Horatio Shroomson often gets drunk and misplaces his eyepatch over the wrong eye. When he wakes up, he ends up screaming in absolute horror.

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Heh, if anybody would like to participate in the Gaymean War for whatever reason, just let me know :D
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Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Y'know, if we ever have a Great War and a Second World War (War of the World 1, and War of the World 2!) I think the Shadow Empire would make a great aggressor. We need a Fascist Italy for it, though.

The Shadows have broken through the PeZookinot Line and have blitzed the entire country! Now the Showdown for Shroomania begins, with the Shadowaffe sending its bombers over the skies of Shroomania - and the Shroomanian Air Force begins its valiant defense!

Shadow Hitler launches his vengeance weapons, rockets, into Shroomania!

Winston Church-Shroom stands defiant against the Shadow warmachine, and he rallies the people to make a defiant stand!

EDIT:

Hell yeah! After the Shadows are defeated, the Soviets... errr, the Red Technocracy basically turn the place into East Germany - WITHOUT the Berlin Wall!

Hence the United Socialist Shadow Republic! :D
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Post by PeZook »

Resolved the Battle Of Ostroleka, added the picture and made another cliffhanger :P

No time for more just yet. I wonder how the war should end, though? Any ideas?
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Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley'd and thunder'd!

You write a pretty damn spiffy Napoleonic battle, PeZook :D. Looking forward to see how this whole ordeal will be settled...
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Hrm... perhaps the Shroomanians would make a bloody last stand, and if they get pushed back, they'd do salted-earth style of things or...

The Shroomanians, with Welsh MacMillan and Horatio Shroomson, end up getting beaten back and they start a fighting retreat - but the Shroomanian ships can't ferry all the Mushroom Marines back in one go. Mushroom Marines and Shroomcoats have to hold the line while their brothers in arms are embarking.

The PeZookians, already so pissed, decide to wipe out all the Shroomanians left in Gaymea. They encircle the remaining Shroomcoats who haven't been shipped out, and even though the surrounded Shroomcoats surrender, the PeZookians wipe them out - all of them.

It would be bloody for everyone! SHROOMANIANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN... HECK!

This act would be done because of CENTURIES of bad-blood between our Old Continental nations, it would be a culmination, and would set us up for when we decide to finally bring our European-style dickery to its finality!


You are obviously loving this history-writing way too much, mang! :D

(it's totally awesome!)
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Post by Karmic Knight »

Pezook, when is this War taking place? Because I could use this as the reason The Vineyards were abandoned, if the years fit.
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