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ROYAL CANISSIAN AIR FORCE RECOMMENDATIONS BASED ON LESSONS LEARNED FROM THE UAR/NOVATERRAN WAR

Lesson 1:
Our aircraft are sufficient; and relying on F-22 and F-35 type strike aircraft is and remains a sound decision. However, more work needs to be done with the following:

Airborne Tankers. We are seriously deficient in these. The RAF recommends expansion to no less than 5, preferably 7, airborne tankers.

Strategic bomber forces: The RAF currently has none; and plans to fill this gap with drones are taking too long. THe RAF recommends either completing the drone program, or purchasing long-range bombers from the Red Technocracy.


Lesson 2:
Theatre Air Defenses are beyond inadequate, they are effectively non-existent. After careful consideration of the types of threats that face the Canissian homeland, it has been recommended that an integrated air-defense network be implimented that includes PATRIOT-style air defense missiles (or similar systems) and the construction of a major network of THEL, or Tactical High-Energy Laser, defense turrets.

THEL is recommended as the backbone of the program. The THEL is a high-energy laser weapon system that uses proven laser beam generation technologies, proven beam-pointing technologies, and existing sensors and communication networks to provide a new active defense capability in counter air missions. The goal of THEL is to provide a different solution than other systems or technologies for the acquisition and close-in engagement problems associated with short- to medium-range threats, thereby significantly enhancing coverage of combat forces and theater-level assets. The THEL's low cost-per-kill (about $3,000 per kill, as opposed to the $444,000 cost of a Rolling Airframe Missile) could also provide a cost-effective defense against low-cost air threats. It features up to 60 shots without reloading and if it meets design goals, a probability of kill of nearly 100% at a range of 5 km.

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THEL, hooked into a fixed defense network with its own power grid, will be a major improvement in theater air-defense systems.


ROYAL CANISSIAN NAVY RECOMMENDATIONS BASED ON LESSONS LEARNED FROM THE UAR/NOVATERRAN WAR


Lesson 1:
Areleigh-Burke-class Destroyers need to be re-organized into three-ship, instead of two-ship, Divisions for deployment. Consideration should be given for whether we want to build more of these vessels, or replace them with a MESS-wide standardized replacement.

Lesson 2:
The Royal Navy feels that too much emphasis is placed on small craft for minor wars and littoral combat, to the neglect of readiness for fleet actions. The Anuket-class was intended to be a platform for numerous small ships to carry small clusters of TLAMS, however, the survivability of these ships in a large engagement is questionable. TLAMS are better served in larger ships using V-launch capability. The Anuket program should be terminated, and frigates and destroyers expanded (see below).

Lesson 3:
Frigate forces should be expanded, and a replacement for the Halifax should be found. Frigates should have stealth superstructures, V-launch tubes, and Aegis technology. Frigates should sub-clas into ASW and AAA specialized versions, and maximize their specialized roles.

Lesson 4:
The mine situation in the Neverhood makes Minesweepers a necessity; however, the proposed Type-332 Minesweepers are too specialized in their role. It is recommended that Frigates and Destroyers carry sufficient ROVs to carry out minesweeping details themselves, and some sort of multi-role combat ship be developed to serve as a minesweeper as well as provide small-ship support for littoral duties.

Lesson 4A: The possibility of adapting the Anuket class to serve as a littoral support vessel is worth consideration.
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Atlantis, PeZookian compound

"You know", Paul began slowly, after everybody has had their choice of alcohol, "I really thought I was the only one who thought that maybe Saddamistan had some truth in their paranoia. I mean, within his framework, we are agressive imperialists. He's used to people contantly plotting to kill him.

This is what pains me most about the whole affair, really. We could've come to an agreement with this beast, and now he won't trust us, ever. This is the worst thing that happened here. Now we won't just have to secure ourselves from the UKB, but also keep worrying about Saddamistan.

But there is a bright side to it all, namely that we're not dead from nuclear hellfire. Tomorrow, our people will hear the news and they will realize the same thing. The world goes on. We can live, drink, talk with our children for one more day.

I will be leaving tomorrow, heading back to join my countrymen.

Allow me to make a toast, ladies and gentlemen. It may not be a very happy occasion, but skipping such a toast would be a shame."

Paul raised his glass, full of vodka - he hated the foul liquid, but for the first time in his life, he would be getting himself drunk.

"To life! To life and all the good it brings, to hell with the rest!"

He drank the entire glass and smashed it on the floor.

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PeZookia, 100 kilometers from Astoria, same time

John Kulinsky was in a foul mood. He was no longer an intelligence operative - for the duration of the crisis, every man was precious. He was given command of two infantry companies, and told to manage a fifty-thousand people refugee camp.

But this was not the cause of his mood. The job was needed, and he was helping his country. His foul mood was a result of not having any contact with anybody.

In the event of an impeding war, all radio transmitters in the country were to be disabled for 48 hours. This was done to preserve and hide them from an enemy who would otherwise destroy all EM sources in the country. Cell-phone towers would take that hit, and would work as intermediate comms.

Except they didn't. It was a total organizational mess, with people not getting all the necessary phone numbers, networks dropping, phones not accepting coded cards...a total mess.

At least his wife was safe, he thought.

And then a private ran into his tent.

"Uh, sir...your wife is here"

Kulinsky jumped up from his cot.

"What?! Where, where is she?!"

The private waved to somebody outside, and they brought Amanda inside the tent.

"Honey? What's wrong, what happened? Why aren't you at Grabiny Zameczek?

"I, uh...I got a call from somebody who told me to pass on an urgent message. Said he couldn't raise you, so he called our daughter."

Kulinsky raised an eyebrow.

"What message?"

"The chickens have been summoned"

"...oh. And who told you that?"

"He said his name was Madry"

Kulinsky thought about it for a minute. Madry was head of the surveillance effort on those fatcats...they had a secret meeting then, and Madry thought the RIS should know.

Another soldier walked into the tent.

"Major, some people just drove here, and they said they thought they heard shots on a farm some fifty kilometers from here."

"Shots?"

"Yeah, as in a firefight, automatic weapons and all."

Both the soldier and his wife looked at Kulinsky as if he could piece that together.

"Have Lt. Brudnowski take a platoon and two trucks and check it out."

"Yes, sir!"

John rubbed his chin. They had a meeting. But what for?

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Road, 30 kilometers from Astoria

The assault team leader dragged the driver's corpse out of the bus. The passengers - all fifty of them - were laid by the side of the road.

His men - now more than thirty - armed with a plethora of weapons gained from the cache, including Beryl rifles, RPG-7 grenade launchers, explosives and God knows what else, were going through the luggage, piecing together civilian clothes for everybody. Others stood watch by the side of the road.

"Quickly, goddammit!"

"Everything's ready, skipper!", one of his men shouted

"Good. Dispose of the witnesses."

Two long bursts massacred every single passenger of the bus.

"Done, skipper!"

"Good. Put those clothes on and let's move!"
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Canassian Vessel:

"Guys, thanks for the clothes and the food, we've been living out of our uniforms and off those bars for weeks. I swear I never want to see another Protine and Vitemin bar as long as I live...."

Six Republic Sailors were happy to be heading home, though they had no idea what had happened to their 18 mates, they had been lucky to be shipwrecked on an Island off the coast of Adrianapolis when the Tsunami had struck. They were weak, ragged, tired, and none of them had really cared for themselves in longer then they could remember. Their boat had saved them though, the worst of their injuries was an infected wound, but they were being treated for that.

Still they couldn't help but wonder what had happened to their friends, and what would become of "The Sea Tigger" she had served them well, even after her bow had been crumpled against the rocks of the small island she had served them as home for weeks, and her tanks had provided fire fuel, her distillation equipment had kept them in fresh water....
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President Shinra had returned to his Presidential Office, after ordering a general stand-down and ending the use of shelters. He sat down in his chair, and pondered what had happened.

Well, guess I was right in not wanting to return to Atlantis...

The shock of what Blackadder had done was still there. While he could see the logic of the move, the way it was done left him cold. Just like with his secret deal with Saddamistan, Blackadder had done what he wanted to do. World opinion be damned. But this move could prove costly, and President Shinra strongly suspected the United Kingdom of Blackadder would soon find itself a pariah, if not officially than in practice.

The shockwaves were being felt all over the world from recent events, and their surprising conclusion. Shepnukistan was in civil war; Neverhood was getting caught up in it. Adrianpolis had betrayed the MESS, then toppled their leader, and was now back to being a member. Still, it would be difficult to trust them again. And now Saddamistan was back to their old isolationist ways, when they had just been on the threshold of joining the international community.

A lot had happened. And it had all been done in less than a week.

JTF-1 was even now on their way home, finally, after some nine months of deployment. The FCS-Ls of TF-23 were being repaired in St. George and would likely return to service in a month or so. The four frigates were in Enderistan; he was considering letting them be repaired and then simply forward basing them from there.

The world had been to the brink of nuclear war. And it had been averted.

But that didn't end the threats. Saddamistan would not be happy over Blackadder's actions, and they'd probably lump the rest of the world in with him. And the UKB's HISCO weapons system left a new, and unsettling, balance of power. He knew some form of counter would have to be found; either neutralizing their weapons, or a MESS equivalent.

But for now, life would go on. And he hoped, and prayed to anyone who may be listening, that now at least, there would be a break. Canissia was supposed to have hosted the first Nova Terra Olympics...how long ago was it? He could barely remember now.

There was still unrest and strife, and the civil war in Shepnukistan and it's spillover into Neverhood was bad. But at least it didn't put the rest of the world under the gun. He hoped to Hell things could stay that way this time.
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PeZookian compound (replica classic mansion), Atlantis
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After placing a quick call to Shirley, Milly, and the Joint Chiefs back in Ashford to issue the all-clear and order the military to stand down, Lelouch, Kallen, the Royal Family, and the Guardswomen made their way to PeZookia's corner of Atlantis to join Paul, Arik, Stas, Shroom, and the others.

As Clovis, Cornelia, and Schneizel made themselves at home by sampling the food and drinks Paul had set out for them and the other leaders, Lelouch, Kallen, and Nunnally met with the other leaders. "Look, before the rest of you bite my head off for my off-the-cuff remark about how Kallen and I would have gladly blown Shep's brains out for Blackadder, I'm terribly sorry," Lelouch said. "Had I known you were all going to react like that to his death, I would have held my tongue. To be honest, Shep really was one of the best friends I had among the other leaders of Nova Terra. I mean, the guy was willing to give me free Bradleys, for God's sake. Still, while I do agree that his actions as of late were downright deplorable, he still didn't deserve to get his brains blown out. They could have at least shipped him back to Shepnukistan and given him the dignity of some sort of trial, even just a show one."

As Nunnally and Kallen looked on, Lelouch walked over to the bar, mixed himself a simple rum and coke, and walked back over to his colleagues. "You can tell I've had some time to reflect on all of this. Again, I'm terribly sorry about what I said earlier. I was just caught up in the moment, and I simply forgot just how...how kind Shep was to me and my nation," he said, his voice starting to crack slightly. "We were comrades in OMSK back when it was still there. He was willing to sell me Blackbeards for dirt cheap. Again, he gave me free Bradleys. If a war came to my humble little sandbar, I knew I could count on him to come to my defense or at least not nuke me into so much plate glass. There is no doubt that there are people who miss Shep, and, by God, I think I'm one of them."

His piece said, Lelouch slumped over into his chair. He drew in a deep breath, sighed heavily, then started gulping down his drink. Kallen glanced over at Lelouch with a concerned look on her face.

"What's wrong, Kallen?" Nunnally asked.

"Nothing," Kallen murmured.
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PRAVDA: Red Technocracy announces the completion of the Shroomania-Technocracy Friendship Tower
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The gigantic 422 meter high TV tower houses a lot of powerful relay equipment.
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Strong signal without further relay is available for 100-200 km depending on the terrain, and with relays, it covers a significant part of the Shroomanian territory.

Rumors about a high energy laser, nicked "Terra", being installed as part of the JASD program either in the tower or some adjacent bunker location, taking advantage of the huge powerlines streaming to the tower, are spreading through the population.

The Secretary General and Generalisse Ania attended the grand opening of the tower today.

They expressed a gratitude to the burly construction workers of Shroomania for the timely completion of the grand project.

Extreme strong concrete, Mark 400, was used. To complete the 220 m concrete shaft, 88 layers were laid, with 2,5 m high "rings".

This task was a worthy accomplishment, and the Secretary General promptly awarded the Shroomanian Chief Constructor with a "Veteran of Labour" award
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PRAVDA: Secretary General continues his international relations trips

A flight to Byzantium was in order to discuss and seal the orders for aircraft and other items. The Secretary General was accompanied by the Ministry of Proliferation officials on his trip, as well as senior clergy.

Upon arrival, he paid much attention to the clerics of the UOC in Byzantium, and in the company of the Red Patriarch paid a high-profile visit to the Ecumenical Patriarch, who was heading the Church in these truly uneasy times. It was reported that humanitarian aid to the Diocese, still suffering after a recent period of instability, was discussed.

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It was also reported that defense deals were signed, including some capital construction joint ventures announced, but not detailed.
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Constantinople Times

Kontos Munitions and Byzantine Defence Research Institute conduct testing of laser designed to shoot down artillery shells

2 years in the making, and with added urgency this year, BDRI and Kontos Munitions were designing lasers for defence applications and began to roll out a product they have been working on. Of particular interest was to design laser systems that could target and destroy shells, missiles, mortars, and falling bombs. The BDRI was known to have been heavily involved in designing various lasers types such as diode lasers, fiber lasers and have sought to achieve 100KW laser power from solid state lasers.

Today, in the Anatolia plateau, in a secret location, a CO2 laser was mounted on a truck and with an accompanying truck supplying power aimed and shot down 66% of incoming mortar rounds over the course of 1/2 hr where mortars were fired at a rate of 3 rounds per minute. Work will continue and the system is expected to be used against artillery shells and bombs. The system expects deployment by end of the year or the following. (The system is similar to the THEL but our own technology and software)

Constantinople prepares to welcome the General Secretary of Red Technocracy and the Red Patriarch.

The General Secretary and the Red Patriarch are expected in Constantinople soon to discuss the recent arms deals and other matters, such as aid to the Diocese which continues and also other important issues.

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Somewhere in Saddamistan

The airbase had been hastily made ready; and on the horizon appeared several dozen aircraft. First to touch down were a mixture of B-1Cs and RB-1Ds, their fuel tanks near empty, even with loyalist tanker support from the long flight from airfields in Shepnukistan to Saddamistan over the great western ocean.

As soon as the bombers cleared the runways and were taxiing to shut down points, the tankers began to land.

The Loyalist forces loyal to the deceased President Sheppard, due to their untenable position, with their bases absurdly close to any Preservationist attack, had decided to rebase to Saddamistan.

[OOC: Very similar to the Iraqi Air Force flying to Iran in the '91 Gulf War. Saddam just got:

42 x RB-1Ds
84 x B-1Cs
73 x KC-10s

And possibly whatever nuclear weapons they were able to shove into their bays before leaving in a hurry[/ooc]
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PeZookia, 50 kilometers from Astoria, 24 hours to cancellation of pre-attack lockdown

The wounded man was left behind, with one other mercenary to help him. They would try to reach the extraction point on foot - they had precious little time to do that, as within 24 hours all the radars and radios around PeZookia would come online, and a helicopter would not be able to extract them without incident.

They managed to locate a village nearby - it had some stupid little name, Grabiny Zameczek or something. PeZookians have one fucked-up language, the wounded man's caretaker - going by the nickname of 'Snake' thought.

"Okay...wait here, Dwayne. I'll try to steal us a car."

He patted his comrade on the back and handed him a loaded rifle. The leg didn't look very well, and he hoped he could be evacuated before it got even worse.

"Okay. Just hurry up,man. This thing hurts like a bitch."

"Don't worry", Snake said and ran across the road. He started approaching the nearest building - a farmhouse of the kind that seemed to be everywhere around the place, taking care to remain in the shadows.

He skipped the fence without much trouble. The dog he shot with his silenced pistol without it waking up - Snake was somewhat famous in mercenary circles for how silent he could be. This was a farmhouse, there's bound to be a car here, he thought.

Turned out he was wrong. Cursing, he proceeded to the next home, and then another, growing more panicky by the minute. As he ran across the village's only street towards the fifth home, a heavy truck drove into the town with its lights out, and surprised him out in the open.

The truck stopped almost immediately - the driver had to be wearing night vision goggles - and turned on the headlights, flooding the village with white light. The dogs, awoken by the sound of the engine and scared by the lights, started an ungodly cacophony of noise. Snake ran, jumping across the fence, just as soldiers started disembarking from the truck.

For all his mercenary tough guy posture, Snake rarely fought real soldiers. His work was mostly snatch-and-grab, or training or intimidation. Dealing with criminals and petty thugs was far less scary than that situation, with an entire platoon bearing down on him.

The soldiers spread out, approaching rapidly. Snake panicked and tried kicking down the door of the nearest house to get inside, but they were too thick and strong for that. So, he did what his panicked brain told him to - he blew away the lock with a long burst from his stolen Beryl rifle.

PeZookian soldiers thought they were being shot at, and returned fire. Snake was hit two times before he managed to get inside, and he fell to the floor bleeding profusely.

Inside, a rather large and vicious dog set upon him, already wide awake and going crazy from the lights and the shooting.

Before the soldiers burst inside and chased the dog off, Snake was already dead.

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Refugee Camp 12, nearby, three hours later

"They found him near the village where that firefight occured. He was armed with a Beryl and some F-1 grenades, and doesn't speak PeZookian.", Kulinsky's second-in-command told him, "The patrol also found a farmhouse with four dead PeZookian soldiers and an open weapns cache."

Kulinsky looked at the wounded man, tied to a chair in an impromptu manner. He wore military fatigues, Shinra pattern.

"Looks like a saboteur to me. Are you certain he's a foreigner and not some bandit idiot?"

"As much as we can be. We've used the old 'take him out and shoot him' trick, and it didn't work..."

"Yeah...", this trick worked with practically anyone, except for people with particulalry steel nerves, "I'll handle him."

Kulinsky approached the prisoner, who seemed pretty scared.

"Hello. My name is John Kulinsky, and I'm the commander of this camp. What are you doing here?", he asked in english, using this soothing voice which he always started an interrogation with.

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Four hours later ; 15 hours to cancellation of pre-attack lockdown

They drove into the city at dawn and split into two teams. The smaller one attacked and burned down the civil defence command center, buying them some time before the country-wide lockdown was rescinded. They used thermobaric RPG warheads to destroy the building, and killed everyone inside.

The other group staked out the military terminal at Astoria International. The entire city was almost empty, and only a small group of soldiers and policemen were present there, hastily assembled from anybody who was available. Some of them left when they heard the firefight at the civil defence command center, and were ambushed along the way.

When the entire attack team finally met at the terminal, there were no more than twenty armed people inside. After a short and very brutal attack, they were all dead, and the terminal changed hands.

They cleaned up the bodies, set up firing positions and waited. The mission was almost done.

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Shinra E-3C, circling above the Western Central Sea

Specialist 1st class Walker was working thanks to coffee and ungodly cringe-worthy jokes. The shift was almost over, thank God, and it looked like nobody would try to shoot them down anytime soon. The patrol was pretty much wrapping up the crisis, handling the stand-down orders and directing airplaned through approved corridors.

Walker was handling the EW suite of the massive radar airplane, eavesdropping on radios and cell phones all over the Central Sea. Everybody seemed to be calming down, and from the looks of it, most national leaders were preparing to leave the conference at Atlantis. One last flurry of civilian airliners and they'd head home.

He yawned, and then saw activity on one of the radio channels. He flipped to it and, as he listened, grew more and more awake.

"Uh, eltee? I've got radio activity in PeZookia."

"Finally", the shift supervisor said, walking over to Walker's console, "It's about time they started to wake up. Everybody else already did."

He plugged in a spare pair of headphones and listened for a moment.

"Fuck me dead!", the LT shouted and turned towards another specialist, "I want this re-transmitted up the chain, right now!"

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---MESSAGE RECEIVER BY E-3C OVER WEST CENTRAL SEA---
---OPEN TEXT---

SABOTEURS OPERATING IN PEZOOKIA AS PART OF COUP ATTEMPT. WILL ASSASSINATE THE KING AS SOON AS HE LANDS IN ASTORIA INTL. FORCE STRENGHT 32.

COUP PERPETRATORS UNKNOWN, SUSPECTED NAMES TO FOLLOW MESSAGE

NO COMMUNICATION POSSIBLE WITH CAPITAL. ARMY WILL BE UNABLE TO RESPOND EFFECTIVELY FOR ANOTHER 12 HOURS DUE TO FAULTY COMMUNICATIONS. HELP REQUESTED FROM ALL FRIENDLY NATIONS.

SIGNED MAJ. JOHN KULINSKY, RIS

---END MESSAGE---

When the slip of paper landed on president Shinra's desk, king Paul's airliner was taxiing towards the runway at Atlantis.
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

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Constantinople Times

Byzantine Government issues orders for 36 F-22 and 144 F-35C

The Government is ordering an extensive revamp of its airforce and navy. All F-18E/Fs will be eventually replaced with F-35Cs. F-22s will be added on to the existing force. Governments are welcome to purchase the 36 used F-18E/Fs. 2/3 of the order is expected to be completed this year as the Government seeks a fast production ramp. It has agreed to give 12 F/A-18E/Fs to the Kingdom of Mangaka for 25million each. The cost of the production is expected to be about 20billion spread over the this year and next year. Unupgraded F-15s will be scrapped or given away or upgraded.

Constantinople Shipyards agrees to supply and 1 Dromon class (minesweeper type) to Indohpal

Constantinople Shipyards agreed to supply Indohpal 1 Dromon corvette to Indohpal.
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PRIEST: Scary myth or the truth?

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Rumors rise again in the newspapers that the Red Technocracy nationals, some of which presumably died in Libertia, are in fact all safely returned.

None of them have been found at their pre-war locations, but messages about a super-secret Spetsnaz group "PRIEST", directly controlled by the Generalisse Ania, has been trained from the returned pilgrims, some of whom saw quite a bit of local conflict experience in both Libertia and Syndromia. It may possibly become the covert armed wing of the Unified Orthodox Church's branch in the Red Technocracy.

Strangely enough, the publications were not supressed by a lax, but watchful censorship commitees; apparently, there is an ongoing anti-clerical line lobby in the Supreme Conflict.
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INDHOPAL'S INVESTMENT

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An F-18Fungal with a custom jet-black paint job, sold to Indhopal.

For $50 million apiece, the Indhopal Air Force has purchased six MacMillan-made F-18 Fungal fighters in a bid to strengthen its domestic air defenses.

The F-18 Fungal fighters are two-seater variants of the extremely flexible yet cost-effective design, capable of performing various combat roles, denoting it's capabilites as a multirole fighter. The F-18F airframe also serves as the basis for the EA-18F Fowler; an Electronic Warfare variant of the Fungal fighter.

The F-18 Fungals will come with additional equipment to allow it to serve a variety of mission objectives - from functioning as a fuel tanker, to a close-air-support craft, to providing electronic countermeasures.

The SAF has allowed Indhopal pilots to train with their new fighters in the prestigious TOP GUN institute in North Point, Shroomania.
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Coilerburg RATs begin training

As part of the Great Mobilization, the first branch of trainees for Coilerburg's newly-formed special operations branch began their rigorous training today. The operators will be known as Recon/Assault Troopers, or RATs for short.

Coilerburg has refused to disclose the number of RATs it wishes to train, or their exact purposes.
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though construction firms and more agreements are being ironed out, it is believed that the Bear to New Patria Bridge proposal is being worked out. Amoung the details is for an Archimedies Bridge containing fiberoptic lines as well as two way traffic between Lookout point Air/Early Warning station, and New Patria, this floating undersea bridge would not obstruct naval traffic, and would possibly travel close enough to New Patrian Oil/Natural Gas facilities, that they may be able to build an under sea development simular to that in Wilconia, and Blackadder.


Construction of Morgùl supercollider continues, Bear Republic in a joint venture with Byzantium, has begun expanding underground to make use of large scale hydroponic and underground farms not only to strengthen the Republic's primary food producer for the world, but to build up a stratigic reserve of food & Medicine for the frequent crisis situations in this world.

Though the Republic doesn't produce much of their own technical innovations they do have some of the world's best trained medical services. Partially a result of their government and industrial funded medical education for service program. Allowing young men and women to receive the best medical education available in the republic, in exchange for a period of service in the Republic Military as a doctor.
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"Has this been verified?"

"As well as we possibly can, Mister President."

"Damn it. Well, only one thing to do. Patch me in to King Paul's airliner. If you have to, order that E-3 to start broadcasting on the international distress channel. They'll have to hear that while airborne."

"At once, Mister President."

Minutes ticked by, and then the red light on the phone started to blink. While his country may be in a state of communications blackout, King Paul's personal transport aircrew was far more on top of things.

"Paul, it's me, Rufus. We just got word from a Major Kulinsky of the RIS that there's an attempted coup underway against yourself."

"What? You mean we haven't had enough coups lately?"

"Apparently not. They've taken over Astoria International and are apparently waiting for you."

"Well shit. Guess I'm not going home now."

"You return may have to be delayed, my friend. I'll of course welcome you to stay here for the time being. In the meantime though, there is the slight problem of those attackers taking over your airport. We're trying, but the communications blackout in your country is making it hard to get in touch with your defense forces. However, there is one element of the PeZookian military not under blackout..."

There was a brief pause over the phone, and then King Paul remembered. "The Airmobile unit! When everything went to Hell, we never did recall them, did we?"

"Nope, they're still here, and they were training hard with our Rangers. They're as ready to go as they can be, and thanks to the joint training our Rangers could lend their support without too much inter-operability difficulty. And after all, taking airfields is one of the things they train for. What do you say?"
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Paul was furious. As if the world almost ending was not enough!

He thought about what Rufus told him. The 1st Independent Airmobile Company was the best trained unit of the entire PeZookian military save for some small, shadowy Special Forces teams which were currently unavailable.

"Send them the word. How fast can they get to Astoria?"
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Dateline: Terrorists sieze and scuttle Blackadder Frieghter, "Prince Nobody" resurfaces after years of absence. Using a submarine Terrorists related to the Army of the People, siezed and then scuttled a Blackadder freighter this morning, they said that it was in response to the UKBs illegal actions, and threatening the world with destruction. Nobody and his anti-government anarchists hadn't preformed a terrorist action in nearly two years, many thought the former Bear Republic Industrialist/Engineer had died.
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"A company of your Airmobile troops and a platoon of our Rangers can be ready to go in as little as two hours. The SRS Zeus and her battlegroup are already in range to provide air support should they need it, and we're close enough for our F-22s to do the same, though they shouldn't be necessary. Luckily, unlike in Terra Libertia, we know the layout of the target we're going to hit already. I already sent a warning order down their way, and was just waiting on word from you before giving the go code. Which is on it's way..." he signaled to one of his military aides, "...now."

He looked over some papers, and continued. "We'll send them over in a gaggle of MH-60s. 12 transports, and 8 DAPs for close air support. From our nearest army base to Astoria is right about at the limit of their range, but we'll send some KC-130s to provide tanker support. Figure refueling about 3/4s of the way there. We'll plan this to execute in four hours. That gives time for the CVBG to get into optimal position, just in case the troops need to call down the hammer or need a quick medevac."

He glanced at the time. "It's about 2100 now, so we'll send them in at 0100. Sound good to you?"
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"Okay. I'm sure you can easily get satellite photos of the place ; I'm not sure I'll be able to get you any internal layouts in four hours. Unless...unless I land at Paradiso Airbase, and use the comms gear there to have major Kulinsky break into the construction comittee building in Astoria, and fax the blueprints to you. It will make the attack much easier."

Paul grabbed the interior bulkhead as the passenger Tupolev it a turbulence.

"Goddammit, I really have to get myself one of those national command aircraft. I'm on the fucking AirPhone right now. I'll speak with the pilot, and in a couple of hours I can set up a temporary command post at the airbase."
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The First and Second Amphibious Regiments are hereby ordered to depart from the Shadow Empire to Pezookia, there to assist Pezookian Army units in the suppression of the coup.
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SOFIA
Shroomanian Office - Fungal Intelligence Agency

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The once immaculately polished insignia, Baylor's Bat, was now marred as returning FIA agents made their processions around the building's hallways.

"Ah yes..." the Director mused evilly.

His private office was now refrigerated to the point of attaining meat-locker temperatures, and yet despite that, he was naked and soaked. In the warmth of his jacuzzi.

With him were two women, Sophie and some other chick.

On the omnipresent telescreens were half-naked he men and all-naked womens, in the soon-to-be broadcasted ShroomSatTV porno channel based in Sarajevo.

It had taken the FIA a lot to acquire that footage.

And John Baylor couldn't care what that freaky weirdo, Scruffy, was talking about - some dude trying to get Kulinsky's daughter's number, presumably to score with her.

He settled in with the giggling ladies and sighed.

"Just as planned."
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Astoria, Construction Comittee building, 2130

It was really easy for an infantry unit to break in somewhere, especially if the entire security setup was a padlock in the rear entrance. After all, they carried quite a lot of explosives as a matter of course.

Kulinsky walked in along with several soldiers, looking for the archives. Which, incidentally, wouldn't be easy.

The entire building was four stories high, and had a two-story basement. It contained countless offices, filing rooms and various other places.

The search was frantic, with soldiers rummaging through filing cabinets and desks, throwing papers on the floor. The clock was ticking, after all, and there was no time for subtleties.

Then Kulinsky's second in command got an idea.

"Sir! There should be a fallout shelter around. Maybe someone in there will know where to look for the damned plans!"

Kulinsky almost hit himself. How come he didn't think of that first?

"All right, take five men and find that shelter!"

There was little need to actually look. The commotion, the sound of truck engines, the shouting and the explosives drew out a police officer form the shelter. He was initially cautious, as he thought it may have been invading Shepnukistanis or maybe bandits ransacking the city. But then he saw two companies of PeZookian soldiers, frantically searching through the Construction Comittee building. He stood there, his mouth wide open.

"Hey, you there!", one of the soldiers - and officer - shouted at him, "We need to find people who worked in this building.

"I, uh...some are in my shelter...uh...this way!"

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Kulinsky spread the blueprints on a table.

"Excellent! It's all here. Can you fax this to Shinra?", he asked a thin man in spectacles, who helped them find the plans of Astoria International terminals.

"Of course, we have the proper machine right here. But we'll need electricity."

Fortunately, the building had an emergency generator. But there was another problem.

"The number for the Shinra Presidential Palace is busy, major.", the scruffy paper-pusher announced.

"What do you mean BUSY?"

"Exactly that. Busy. Toot-toot and all."

"Oh, for fuck's...", Kulinsky scratched his head, thinking.

"We're running out of time, major!"

"Okay. Here's what we'll do."

Kulinsky grabbed a thick marker pen and scribbled "Re-send to Shinra ASAP. EXTREMELY IMPORTANT" on the blueprints.

"Send them here", he said, handing the paper-pusher the number for the FIA office in Sofia, "And then keep trying the Presidential Palace."

"Of course, major. I take it this an important matter?"

"Most definitely.", Kulinsky said to the man, and then turned back to his soldiers

"What are you waiting for?! Back to the trucks, we're moving out!"

He walked towards the exit, but stopped and looked again at the scruffy man, who was punching numebrs into the fax machine. Big ears and all...

"Hey, don't you have a brother in Shroomania?"
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On of our operatives has found some data suggesting that there's a coup taking place in Pezookia, should we send some Republic Commandos?

I guess we could ship them out, by cargo Zepplin, but would they get there in time?

not to mention we really haven't tested the Gyrojets, and everyone knows those P90s may look cool, but they are utter shit.

Well lets send them anyways.
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Indhopal Government Action

Given that a full membership in the FUN seemed unlikely to happen, parliament sent feelers to the Shinra Republic and Shroomania to ask about mutual defense pacts. The select defense comitee was also told about Project Treadstone. They gave it their go ahead.

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The Investigation into last year's terrorist attacks in Indhopal was also proceeding nicely. The Free Hand's advance team man had been captured. The international nuclear crisis had kept him from fleeing. Now it was known for sure who they were looking for.

Project Treadstone was given the go ahead to take out the Free Hand via any means neccesary, as the the terrorists main bases were located in the Diocese. On their own, project Treadstone also targeted the five known terrorists who had been involved in the bombing of ProTec's aircraft. ProTec's intelligence teams provided the data needed. They were not informed about Project Treadstone's operations.

Project Earthking also started setting up a covert base in New Delphi. ProTec's experts made sure all the right men were bribed. If Indhopal was attacked, their frogmen would need a base from which to strike from. The New Delphi base was consdered only a backup position, no need to risk a major incident with the Iron General by staffing it all the time.
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F-18 Receiving Group Heads for Byzantium

[Air Force Academy, Takao] With the purchase of F-18 E/F from Byzantium, a group of flight officers, chosen from both Kamalan and Takao Air Force Bases, will be leaving to Byzantium for receiving of the fighters. They will receive a period of required flight training, and possibly become the seed instructors for the ROM Air Force, depending on future aircraft type.


Full Alert Ends

With the ending of the Shep-MESS crisis and conflict with Adrianopolis, the President has announced that Full Alert will end at 00:00 next day. Most of the ROM troops will be on DefCon 4. Due to the recent BSism Sarin attack, however, the Military Police will still be on DefCon 3.
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