SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread I
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Yeah Orlaf's wife totally doesn't turn into a giant old Babushka The day she hits 30. I KNOW HOW EASTERN EUROPE IS.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Weird, I'm getting a Deja Vu, as if we've already had this conversation before...Lonestar wrote:Yeah Orlaf's wife totally doesn't turn into a giant old Babushka The day she hits 30.
Anyway, Orlaf's wives:
37 years old
54 years old
26 years old
You know NOTHING! RARGH!Lonestar wrote: I KNOW HOW EASTERN EUROPE IS.
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I meant Stirlitz jokes. I will preface all Spozavik posts with them.
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I think I (and others) posted them all in the Jokes thread.Shroom Man 777 wrote:I meant Stirlitz jokes. I will preface all Spozavik posts with them.
Including ones I gathered by hastily combing through numerous issues of Polish joke collections
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Those are all of it? Damn, I thought there were more. But then again, I guess the Eastern Bloc has so many shortages that jokes get included.
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I think these might've been omitted:
The words Stierlitz sucks! were inscribed on the wall of the Reichskanzellarie. While Bormann, Mueller and Goebbels snickered at them, Stierlitz knew their real meaning: He has been awarded the title of Hero Of The Soviet Union!
Stierlitz watched his courier set out on his way, maraching on skis towards the border.
He has one hell of a tough job ahead of him, thought the Russian spy. July of 1943 was just coming to an end...
The SS have blocked all exits from Sterlitz's safehouse. But he outsmarted them once again - he snuck out through an entrance!
Stierlitz was looking for mushrooms outside Berlin, but couldn't find any.
It must not be the season, he thought, sitting down in a snowdrift[/i]
BTW, if you didn't understand the "comrade Tikhonov, ease up on the Vodka!" one, Tikhonov was the name of the actor who portrayed Stierlitz in the moviesDuring a briefing at the Reichskanzellarie, Sterlitz walks in, puts a basket of oranges on the map table, snaps several photographs of secret documents and walks out.
"What is this?!", Hitler screams at his subordinates, "Who was that?!"
Mueller shrugged, "Oh, that's just Stierlitz, the Russian spy."
"Well, why didn't you arrest him?!"
"He'll get out of it, the crafty bastard. He'll say he brought oranges."
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I googeled Stirlitz and got it. It's in the wiki!
I wonder if any of you guys have IM or anything, I'd like to be able to chat with you and coordinate rather than use PMs.
I wonder if any of you guys have IM or anything, I'd like to be able to chat with you and coordinate rather than use PMs.
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Seriously PeZook, could you at least explain some of it?
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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Shinn, I PMed you about a segment I'm planning to write for the attack on Pendleton; if you see this, RSVP?
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Sure! Like what?Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Seriously PeZook, could you at least explain some of it?
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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All the Stierlitz jokes!PeZook wrote:Sure! Like what?Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Seriously PeZook, could you at least explain some of it?
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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If your puny organic mind cannot comprehend the greatest jokes in the galaxy, then there is nothing I can do to help.Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: All the Stierlitz jokes!
Even the Bragulans understand them! Clearly, they're more biologically advanced than you.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Clearly I'm not Russian enough to understand them either.PeZook wrote:If your puny organic mind cannot comprehend the greatest jokes in the galaxy, then there is nothing I can do to help.Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: All the Stierlitz jokes!
Even the Bragulans understand them! Clearly, they're more biologically advanced than you.
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*writes up a Crusade against Poland*PeZook wrote:If your puny organic mind cannot comprehend the greatest jokes in the galaxy, then there is nothing I can do to help.Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: All the Stierlitz jokes!
Even the Bragulans understand them! Clearly, they're more biologically advanced than you.
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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Those jokes basically go well with the perception Borat creates of the Eastern Bloc.PeZook wrote:
If your puny organic mind cannot comprehend the greatest jokes in the galaxy, then there is nothing I can do to help.
Even the Bragulans understand them! Clearly, they're more biologically advanced than you.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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I think in Bragule, they should have some small oppressed communities of Tau refugees. The Bragulans will thus celebrate The Running of the Tau where they scream and throw rocks at a paper mache 'Tau Egg', fearing that a Tau larva will hatch out of it to steal all of their gold. 
In the Bragulan Star Empire, we have problem. Social, economic, and Tau!
Man, that makes me want to have Agent Spozavik travel through the human worlds to have Cultural Learnings of Humanity to Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Bragulan Star Empire!
In the Bragulan Star Empire, we have problem. Social, economic, and Tau!
Man, that makes me want to have Agent Spozavik travel through the human worlds to have Cultural Learnings of Humanity to Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Bragulan Star Empire!
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I... I actually see that working, Shroomy.
"Diz iz my sister. She is greatest prostitute in all Glorious Nation Bragulan Star Empire!"
"Diz iz my sister. She is greatest prostitute in all Glorious Nation Bragulan Star Empire!"
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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No need for that, you can just steal something he values more than anything else... If you catch my drift.Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: *writes up a Crusade against Poland*
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Oh, wait, I hear somebody!Lonestar wrote: Those jokes basically go well with the perception Borat creates of the Eastern Bloc.
Who is it?
It's the American! A guy whose nation invented imitation cheese, reality shows and "not" jokes!
Holy shit they have so much to be proud of, at least they don't tell Stirlitz jokes!
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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You guys should really brush up on your geography. It would be really bad if your crusade got here, fucked shit up, then engaged in brutal and costly guerilla warfare for years only to find out Stirlitz jokes are a Russian thingDarthShady wrote: No need for that, you can just steal something he values more than anything else... If you catch my drift.
It's a son, BTW. He's gonna knife-throat anyone who comes to take him
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
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Which is why I was suggesting an alternative method.PeZook wrote:You guys should really brush up on your geography. It would be really bad if your crusade got here, fucked shit up, then engaged in brutal and costly guerilla warfare for years only to find out Stirlitz jokes are a Russian thingDarthShady wrote: No need for that, you can just steal something he values more than anything else... If you catch my drift.
And I actually like the jokes. Thats one bad ass son you have. Whats his name? Uncle Shady wants to send him a gold engraved AK for his birthday.PeZook wrote:It's a son, BTW. He's gonna knife-throat anyone who comes to take him
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So...soon Shepistan will discover the reason why the area around the Capital Wasteland is still a wasteland despite some low level terraforming experiments.
BRAGULIAN SPACE COMMUNIST GEESE.
Who do nothing but home in mercilessly on any green lifeform and EAT IT -- rendering the wasteland barren again. And then engineered to crap out fifty geese eggs a year to ensure destruction of them is impossible.
Why did the bragulans do it? I have no idea. (IOW, want to be in on this shroomy)
BRAGULIAN SPACE COMMUNIST GEESE.
Who do nothing but home in mercilessly on any green lifeform and EAT IT -- rendering the wasteland barren again. And then engineered to crap out fifty geese eggs a year to ensure destruction of them is impossible.
Why did the bragulans do it? I have no idea. (IOW, want to be in on this shroomy)
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"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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PeZook wrote:
Oh, wait, I hear somebody!
Who is it?
It's the American! A guy whose nation invented imitation cheese, reality shows and "not" jokes!
Holy shit they have so much to be proud of, at least they don't tell Stirlitz jokes!
what the hell are you talking about
Also I'm pretty sure the UK invented reality teevee
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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They also invented you, so it's the same thingLonestar wrote: Also I'm pretty sure the UK invented reality teevee
We're gonna name him Jacob.DarthShady wrote: Thats one bad ass son you have. Whats his name? Uncle Shady wants to send him a gold engraved AK for his birthday.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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PeZook wrote:
They also invented you, so it's the same thing
<---Germanish Jew
You lose again, Stierlitz
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."