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EDITTED my previous post to contain this gem regarding Indhopal's accession into the FUN:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:OR you don't get into FUN, but get into an agreement with Shroomania to give you basically ALL of the privileges of the FUN. Except that you're just not 'officially' FUN. That allows you to keep your relations and operations in East Neverhood, Libertia, and your cordial relationships with Shepnukistan and the IRT :twisted:

ALSO:

Shroomania is willing to junk any astronaut it may have on the first flight to the moon, if PeZookia puts its own FUN man into the moon and get those moon hoaxers and critics to shut up and feel proud of the awesomeness of the moon landing :)
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The hoaxers won't shut up, even if you takem with you strapped to the outside of the Vulkan booster :P
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:OR you don't get into FUN, but get into an agreement with Shroomania to give you basically ALL of the privileges of the FUN. Except that you're just not 'officially' FUN. That allows you to keep your relations and operations in East Neverhood, Libertia, and your cordial relationships with Shepnukistan and the IRT :twisted:

That might actually be the optimum arangement, though full FUN membership would get someone with nukes in my corner.

On another matter:

Is Alexander meeting the Byzantine envoy in Alexandria?
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There's plenty of space ; We still have Seene 3 and 4 before Miss Moonbeam's Little Tethered Spacewalk Stunt. I think I'll place Shadow's girl on Selene 4 for a stand-up EVA. First woman in open space and all that Smile
YES. :D

As for Indhopal, I say let him in. Everybody who voted was in favour and nobody voted against him.

Also mangs join the party.....we need more crazy people. :D
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Bear doesn't like Indhopal, and I could conceivably get Blastification and Republicsbergstatesville to not like him.

But Shroomania likes him and so we'll sign a mutual defense pact - and he could also sign a mutual defense pact with the MESS.
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Okay, I guess Shadow can get her:

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As his astro :D

Just chose the name, and in a couple of days you will hear about the first woman to do a stand-up EVA :D
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Raj Ahten wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:OR you don't get into FUN, but get into an agreement with Shroomania to give you basically ALL of the privileges of the FUN. Except that you're just not 'officially' FUN. That allows you to keep your relations and operations in East Neverhood, Libertia, and your cordial relationships with Shepnukistan and the IRT :twisted:

That might actually be the optimum arangement, though full FUN membership would get someone with nukes in my corner.

On another matter:

Is Alexander meeting the Byzantine envoy in Alexandria?
Yes. Guess you missed the post for it.
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By the way, Raj: MacMillan Mining also wants a piece of Alexandria's pie :)

Goddamn, Michelangelo MacMillan should be the world's richest man. He's also Robert Downey Jr.
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Nice. :D

I'll try and think of a sexy name. Perhaps Melissa...
Bear doesn't like Indhopal, and I could conceivably get Blastification and Republicsbergstatesville to not like him.

But Shroomania likes him and so we'll sign a mutual defense pact - and he could also sign a mutual defense pact with the MESS.
Yeah, i guess it's better that way. We wouldn't want the FUN to go to War with somebody because of some shit Protec pulled. :wink:
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That's a brainbug. Raj is really very careful with ProTec, and I think these ProTec guys are frickin' smooth operators.

I admire Raj's playmanship - with ProTec, he avoids relegating himself to just another little nation that fades into obscurity.

WesFox has his tourist trap thing, you've got your nutty God-Emperor thing (plus past incidents like Shadow-Shroom and Shadow-Mangka, and then the Civil War and then Elena going for Shadow-Shroom Round 2: the Return of the Revenge), PeZook has frickin' PeZookia, Yenchin's got Mangka.

Raj has Liquid Ocelot and his PMCs! THE WAR ECONOMY! LIQUID! SNAAAAAKE! :lol:

And Treadstone. When the FBI opens it up, Treadstone will simply disappear and return as Blackbriar :twisted:
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You know my country has a rather strange history, for such a small place... :lol:
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It doesn't help that your culture seems to be assimilating all the worse traits of Shroomanian society :D
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:It doesn't help that your culture seems to be assimilating all the worse traits of Shroomanian society :D
I blame the crazy God Emperor and his Shroomanian counterpart for that. :lol:

Or it could be that my people watch way too much of ShroomSatTV.
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It is awesome that Shroomania has a disproportionate percentage of power in world media!

Some dude, perhaps in the Lonestar Republic:

"TV is trash, radio is trash, and our newspapers are run by Shroomanians with an agenda!"
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Raj Ahten wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:OR you don't get into FUN, but get into an agreement with Shroomania to give you basically ALL of the privileges of the FUN. Except that you're just not 'officially' FUN. That allows you to keep your relations and operations in East Neverhood, Libertia, and your cordial relationships with Shepnukistan and the IRT :twisted:

That might actually be the optimum arangement, though full FUN membership would get someone with nukes in my corner.

On another matter:

Is Alexander meeting the Byzantine envoy in Alexandria?
Yes. Guess you missed the post for it.
I'll get something posted on it by the end of the day.
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Hey Coyote, I'm deploying a version of the THEL on my own soil. I'm still working on the next subgeneration, but the next generation will take a while.
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Hey Coyote, I'm deploying a version of the THEL on my own soil. I'm still working on the next subgeneration, but the next generation will take a while.
Yeah, I figured we were sharing anyway. Are you just using THEL by itself, or the whole IDB concept?

Also, see what's new: THEL trains!
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Coyote wrote:
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Hey Coyote, I'm deploying a version of the THEL on my own soil. I'm still working on the next subgeneration, but the next generation will take a while.
Yeah, I figured we were sharing anyway. Are you just using THEL by itself, or the whole IDB concept?

Also, see what's new: THEL trains!
What is the IDB concept? I don't quite employ Patriots, but rather S-300s and BUK-M1-2 (or was it BUK-M1-3?) and other Russian SAMs. Admittedly, maybe it might be time to switch. :?
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:What is the IDB concept? I don't quite employ Patriots, but rather S-300s and BUK-M1-2 (or was it BUK-M1-3?) and other Russian SAMs. Admittedly, maybe it might be time to switch. :?
The "Integrated Defense Battery"-- a standardized layout of three THEL turrets, eached spaced 500 meters apart, and each THEL turret supported by two Patriot SAM batteries for additional medium-altitude intercepts and ground-based CIWS for close-in intercepts. So you end up with 3 THEL, 6 Patriot and 6 CIWS total.

The grounds are guarded also by HUMVEE type vehicles with Stinger missiles.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Coyote wrote:The "Integrated Defense Battery"-- a standardized layout of three THEL turrets, eached spaced 500 meters apart, and each THEL turret supported by two Patriot SAM batteries for additional medium-altitude intercepts and ground-based CIWS for close-in intercepts. So you end up with 3 THEL, 6 Patriot and 6 CIWS total.

The grounds are guarded also by HUMVEE type vehicles with Stinger missiles.
This is going to be a devil to incorporate into my army, but I guess it's time to retire the BUK-M1-3s (or keep in reserve) and switch to Patriots. Ok.. THe CIWS I can manage, but the Patriot I need the plans.. or buy them. The Stingers I already employ in some fashion.
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Coyote wrote:The "Integrated Defense Battery"-- a standardized layout of three THEL turrets, eached spaced 500 meters apart, and each THEL turret supported by two Patriot SAM batteries for additional medium-altitude intercepts and ground-based CIWS for close-in intercepts. So you end up with 3 THEL, 6 Patriot and 6 CIWS total.

The grounds are guarded also by HUMVEE type vehicles with Stinger missiles.
This is going to be a devil to incorporate into my army, but I guess it's time to retire the BUK-M1-3s (or keep in reserve) and switch to Patriots. Ok.. THe CIWS I can manage, but the Patriot I need the plans.. or buy them. The Stingers I already employ in some fashion.
I don't think you're really obligated to do this; you can probably wait until the normal shelf-life of your systems runs out and you are ready for normal replacement times. After all, eventually you are going to expend some of this stuff in training... and the way things are going, brushfire wars. :D

Or you could pawn the older systems off en masse to kit out allies like in Libertia and/or Neverhood...
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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I just posted a piece on Dark Liquid activities worldwide, and in the Neverhood specifically.

I hope MESS-Canissia military dudes won't mind to that disclosure of information :)
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Coyote wrote:I don't think you're really obligated to do this; you can probably wait until the normal shelf-life of your systems runs out and you are ready for normal replacement times. After all, eventually you are going to expend some of this stuff in training... and the way things are going, brushfire wars. :D

Or you could pawn the older systems off en masse to kit out allies like in Libertia and/or Neverhood...
Actually, I never figured what happened to the Iglas and Kornets and RPG-29s I loaned to those guys. :lol:

But that said, in that case, i'll stick to what I have. I've been spending a fair bit integrating the whole lot into one big system.
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Train Laser System? MacMillan and Shroomania could lend a hand :)
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Stas Bush wrote:Shep should have 30-40% down GDP and a nation wondering just whatthe fuck is he doing with a military buildup. Else, that's wankage.
Did nobody fucking read my post a bit back where I:

---Declared that half of my army was being cut
---Declared that my navy was being cut from 3 CVNs to a single one
---Declared that I was disbanding a few SAC Bomb wings?

That opened up enough slack in the economy to prevent it from crashing--and research and development continues as usual.

Hell, I just announced that I was retiring my entire blackbeard corps, and their replacements were being done on a 3 for 1 basis; dropping it from 800~ missiles to about 200~.
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