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Murca - the biggest, meanest, freedomest country in the world
Zenobia - the second meanest and biggest, though not really freedomy, country in the world. Bunch of communards
Thanasia - bunch of socialists who are secretly NAZZIS and want to take over the world.
Canuckistan - also socialists. Play hockey a lot.
Mohico - a strange land full of evil monsters coming to steal all our jobs and eat our babies
Homobortionists - sexual deviants who want to convert patriotic Murcans and make them have sex with men and abortionize babies.
Lieberals - people who lie about the world, and try to tell things that are not true to the Murcan way
Freedom - the greatest value ever ; It is acceptable to kill for freedom. Only exists in Murca.
Sand Digger - everyone not white
Women - strange penisless things, prone to hysteria. Don't know what they're for.

Bibel - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus in a foreign language called "Early modern English".
Constipitution - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus.

COLON ASS TURDS - Central Observation Logistics Operations of the Nation Advanced Subterfuge Service Technical Undercover Reconnaissance Detachment Squads

PeZook wrote:Women - strange penisless things, prone to hysteria. Don't know what they're for.

They make babies, and on occasion, sammiches. Not knowing this puts you at suspicion of being a homobortionist.

Democrasy - Enables a country to emulate Murca. Is delivered to communard and terrist countries inside of large bombs democrasy packs, which are dropped from planes.

BALLS - a saying that wards off evil spirits and the DEEBIL
The Deebil - tried to invade Murca and got his ass invaded

Sammich - very Murcan food, though only if made with more than 89% meat content. Sammiches with less meat are for socialists, lieberals and nerds.

Fractions - fucking fractions, who the hell needs them in real life anyway?

Common sense - a uniquely Murcan quality of character that lets a proper Murcan solve any problem, at any time, without the need for lieberal things like information, edumacation or study.

Edumacation - useful thing, mostly for making sure Murcan boys grow up properly patriotic. Otherwise a stuff for Thanasians and Canuckistanis.

Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.

Library - collections of poisonous lieberal propaganda. To be treated with suspicion.

Meat - the only truly Murcan food except for apple pie.

PeZook wrote:Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.

Addendum: In which a non-round ball is virtually never touched with a foot - only evil socialist who hate freedom do it different.

Shariatheist - A traitor Murcan who doesn't believe in God and Jeebus and who wants to make Islime the law of the land instead of the Constipitution.

Islime - The horrible religion of Sand Diggers and Shariatheists.

Jeebus - God's son, who is also the manliest man ever, I mean, have you ever looked at a crucifix? I mean, really looked at it? Have you seen his cut abs, his massive biceps, his rock-hard pecks...

Limbaugh - French word meaning "Falafel"

Falafel - Bill O'Reilly's penis.

Penis - Good for poking (also delicious on toast)

Butthurt - what Murcan's get if you question their freedomness.

Brown People - Murcans don't like these dudes, but they don't openly persecute them. Instead, they vote for other people to actively persecute them instead.

Aliens (See also illegals, Brown People) - Anyone (thing) not from Murica

POLAND PAGAN - The greatest president in Murcan prehistory. The man who defeated Zenobia.

Profoundly influenced Murcan fashion forever.

MAObama - Communist illegal alien who is destroying all that is good in Murca and taking away our Freedoms
Obamination - See MAObama
MuBarack - See Obamination
Obamessiah - The great savior of the Lieberal freedom hating Homobortionists

JDAMBAMA - a weapon used to induce homobortions; far more effective than a coat hanger

cleaned thread of einy and DA lameness. continue.

I just wondered what would happen if you translated "Margaritaville" using the fox/merican/shroom to english dictionary?

Bitchy Stench - The Thanasian-controlled government of Stenchia during Salvation War Part Deux.

Technicality: anyone cleared of murder by DNA evidence

Bearlin- the capital of Thanasia. Pay for not knowing that one at the hands of Von Evilstein.

PeZook wrote:
Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.

Sucker - the only game Yurpeans and Thanaians are good at, often mistaken for football by homobortionists and un-Murcan traitors

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LOLRAR: a rar with obvious humorous does not work togetehr potential.

Moved from Testing and renamed to a more appropriate name.