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My stupid Mom!

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Ok, now my Mom is talking about the Priest who helped bring in the Sniper. She says "Oh, he wasn't in the confessional so he could say something." Then I tell her a Priest's oath should remain true no matter the superficial position on the globe. She says"But he wasn't in the bx, and he broke the 1st Amendement Right" or some shit like that. Then I tell her again what I stated and the 1st Amendement is freedom of speech, and I add that their is a little thing called seperation of Church & State. Then she continues "blah blah blah" reptitive bullshit while I wish I had a gun, and makes the symbopl with fingers and pulls the trigger on myself so she can shut up. How dumb can Fndies get? Everyday my rl barrel goes lower and lower.
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Hint Lennox, Tell her this Cardial Law Stats that everything held in confessional is absoulty Confidential EXCEPT Ongoing things

IE If you say
I raped a thousand nuns!
The Preacher has to stay quiet

However if you say
I raped a thousand Nuns! Plus Two more Tommrow!
The he can mention what you PLAN to do, IE If your going to be raping more Nuns he can say somthing about that but not the ones you already raped


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Mr Bean wrote:Hint Lennox, Tell her this Cardial Law Stats that everything held in confessional is absoulty Confidential EXCEPT Ongoing things

IE If you say
I raped a thousand nuns!
The Preacher has to stay quiet

However if you say
I raped a thousand Nuns! Plus Two more Tommrow!
The he can mention what you PLAN to do, IE If your going to be raping more Nuns he can say somthing about that but not the ones you already raped


Ugly Anaolgy but it works wonders on slow people
That'll do, when the next time my Mom brings up a Moronic Argument.
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I don't debate with my mom, it's not proper etiquitte for me, and she doesnt' bring up such arguments.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I don't debate with my mom, it's not proper etiquitte for me, and she doesnt' bring up such arguments.
I asume your Mom isn't a vehement Fundie. But alas I gotta shut them up from talking crap it gives me a headache.
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Don't know what exactly the priest said, but I understood that the priest's oath means he can't tell anybody if you confess you DID something, but he can inform the authorities if you PLAN to do something.
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