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Yeeeet another "amusing" chick trakt

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http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5018/5018_01.asp

This one is about cursing and hell :D LOL

And he is gay bashing now...

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I'm sorry, but I couldn't take that thing seriously after seeing THE HAT.

Just the dress of those kids should show his disconnection from reality.
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Great, I may have a candidate to replace Falwell in my sig. His theology gives me a headache.
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That gets my vote as dumbest tract yet. :D
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That's terrible. And I really don't think people would stop swearing just because some random person told them not to.

On the other hand, I like the idea of "firebombs from heaven" and "Holy Hand Grenades."
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Disgusting.
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WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THIS UNIVERSE HAVEN'T WE INCINERATED THIS BASTARD CHICK RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET?!?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING A HAT!!!
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I wonder if he's going to do one on ion. The main character (a woman, like the hepless person in all his tracts), es, and gets acne, bad vision, and becomes a lesbian.
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Hey be nice to Chick, if it wasn't for guys like him, we wouldn't be able to appreciate the intelligence of normal people. :) [/i]
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Did anyone notice Mr. T in the mass of wicked people before Noah's flood? :)
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And, did you notice that there's always some fundie that isnstantly gives the "villians" a change of heart? I noticed this in the tract about HIV where the doctor she visited just happened ot be a rabid fundie. I say we snap off whichever hand Chick writes with.
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and his fundie idiots usually have mustaches, just like german police officers.
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Did anyone notice Mr. T in the mass of wicked people before Noah's flood?
Its not Mr T though it looks like him, No the back row looks like the Front Row of a Typical KISS Concesert

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Look into the guys eyes about half way down. Chicks drawing leaves a lot to be desired.
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I just noticed there is a 'no' box for do you accept Jesus :shock:
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I assume the idiot is talking about the destruction of the province of judea. I wonder does he know that said attempt to seceed was started by the isrealis killing the Jerusalem Garrison. I will also point out that the Roman Empire survived for ~300 years in the west and about 500 years more in the east {byzantium}. Where was isreal up until the 1950's? Ah-Ha feel the wrath of Jupiter!

Oh wait

Persia

Cyrus King of Persia restored Israel as a nation after taking control of Babylon. Why aren't they a major power now? {Iran and Iraq}

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read the bottom apparently Magog is a name for russia. Odd. Russia wasn't even remotely similar to modern russia until Peter the Great :roll:
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An aside, but I find it funny that Magog is also a species in Andromeda. End aside.
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neoolong wrote:An aside, but I find it funny that Magog is also a species in Andromeda. End aside.
yes, but magog is a spiecies in a whole bunch of fantasy games as well.
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salm wrote:
neoolong wrote:An aside, but I find it funny that Magog is also a species in Andromeda. End aside.
yes, but magog is a spiecies in a whole bunch of fantasy games as well.
I did not know that. That is interesting.
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