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:P I like.
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

"And when Jesus was crucified on the cross, Spidey hung out with him all night and day to keep him company!"

That's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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Lol! :D

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That's the blondest blonde Jesus I've ever seen....
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"Nobody ever inferred from the multiple infirmities of Windows that Bill Gates was infinitely benevolent, omniscient, and able to fix everything. " Argument against god's perfection.

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Post by Frank Hipper »

Setesh wrote:here's a blonder one

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20040502.html
That's actually who I was thinking of when I posted that, should've checked before I did...

Oh, well. Hooray for Aryan Jesus!
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Funniest thing in a week. :lol:
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
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Gewn Stacy died for our sins!
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So the Hulk works for God. That would explain why Thor fights him so often.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"And when Jesus was crucified on the cross, Spidey hung out with him all night and day to keep him company!"

That's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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And on the 7th day God said ...

'Nuf said
[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
Mrs. Spade didn't raise any children dippy enough to
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an assistant district attorney, and a stenographer
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You're right, there are words for this. mine are:
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