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It also has several things wrong about it.
Mormons don't consider the underwear to be any more "magic" than a Catholic sees a preist's robes as such.
Mormons don't consider the underwear to be any more "magic" than a Catholic sees a preist's robes as such.
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Maybe not officially, but the dumber masses certainly do, considering the stories circulating around about how people get into an accident or are in the house fire and are burned everywhere except where their undies cover them.Darth Servo wrote:It also has several things wrong about it.
Mormons don't consider the underwear to be any more "magic" than a Catholic sees a preist's robes as such.
Why the hell would you wear those damn things, anyway? And why can only special certain Mormon women be allowed to make them? And what is it with conspiracy theorists not liking the Masons?
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Hey, this IS a religion we're talking about. It breeds superstition. There will be word-of-mouth reports of miracles no matter WHAT the religion is about.Mayabird wrote:Maybe not officially, but the dumber masses certainly do, considering the stories circulating around about how people get into an accident or are in the house fire and are burned everywhere except where their undies cover them.
Ask Steve Young.Why the hell would you wear those damn things, anyway?
never heard that one before.And why can only special certain Mormon women be allowed to make them?
Conspiracy theorists don't like ANY secret society like the Masons. The CTs are LOOKING for problems that they can blow out of proportions and they automatically assume that any secretive order like the Masons MUST be hiding something. Of course by that logic, my fraternity is involved in a giant government cover-up.And what is it with conspiracy theorists not liking the Masons?
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Yes, they can be washed.Ravengrim wrote:But I suspect that the real reason for them is that they cannot be washed so you have to purchase a new pair.... CHA-CHING!!!
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Oops, my bad. Thats what I get for trying to pick out facts from the Howard Stern show
However, Rick Schroeder was on there and he said that they magic undies could not be washed, I guess. Maybe I misunderstood. Anyway, magic underwear is still a cool idea. What are they supposed to do, anyway?
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Rebecca has some magic underwear. She wears it and she can magically transform a flaccid weiner into a rod of steel.
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Isn't that true for most women though?Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca has some magic underwear. She wears it and she can magically transform a flaccid weiner into a rod of steel.
Besides, you're thinking of the wrong magic underwear. This particular magic turns a rod of steel into a flaccid weiner.
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Why can't there be any Christian cult that demands supermodels as priests? You know they'd be the dominant religion on the planet.Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca has some magic underwear. She wears it and she can magically transform a flaccid weiner into a rod of steel.
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It IS ok to take the things off for sex.The Spartan wrote:Besides, you're thinking of the wrong magic underwear. This particular magic turns a rod of steel into a flaccid weiner.
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Nuh-uh. Fornication is against god's will! It's a sin!Darth Servo wrote:It IS ok to take the things off for sex.
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Mormons DO get married you know.The Spartan wrote:Nuh-uh. Fornication is against god's will! It's a sin!Darth Servo wrote:It IS ok to take the things off for sex.
You did know that, right?
You WERE aware that Utah has one of, if not the highest birthrate in the country, right?
Where do you think all those kids come from?
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Yes I'm aware of all that. I'm was making a joke that has fallen flat on its ass.Darth Servo wrote:Mormons DO get married you know.
You did know that, right?
You WERE aware that Utah has one of, if not the highest birthrate in the country, right?
Where do you think all those kids come from?
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hint: thats what those little smilies are fore.The Spartan wrote:Yes I'm aware of all that. I'm was making a joke that has fallen flat on its ass.
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Its called satire.Darth Servo wrote:It also has several things wrong about it.
Mormons don't consider the underwear to be any more "magic" than a Catholic sees a preist's robes as such.
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Sorry, I had thought it was obvious enough not to require smilies. Although I must admit that I do have a weird and dry sense of humor so what is an obvious joke to me isn't always obvious to others...Darth Servo wrote:hint: thats what those little smilies are fore.
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High birthrates have to do with disuse of birth control, not a high rate of sexual activity. A couple can have sex once a month and crank out a boatload of kids, while another couple can have sex every day and not have any kids.Darth Servo wrote:Mormons DO get married you know.The Spartan wrote:Nuh-uh. Fornication is against god's will! It's a sin!Darth Servo wrote:It IS ok to take the things off for sex.
You did know that, right?
You WERE aware that Utah has one of, if not the highest birthrate in the country, right?
Where do you think all those kids come from?
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Speaking as an inactive 3rd Degree Master Mason, i can tell you that Freemasons really don't do anything other than some mildy ritualistic re-enactment of fictional 'historic' events, eating a big meal, and drinking like sailors on a 3 day pass at meetings. Although i do have to admit I was a little un-nerved when I had to strip down to my underwear and wear a tunic, blindfolded with a rope around my neck at my first meeting.Mayabird wrote: And what is it with conspiracy theorists not liking the Masons?
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Oh. So you're saying there ISN'T a secret invisible treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence?Col. Crackpot wrote:Speaking as an inactive 3rd Degree Master Mason, i can tell you that Freemasons really don't do anything other than some mildy ritualistic re-enactment of fictional 'historic' events, eating a big meal, and drinking like sailors on a 3 day pass at meetings. Although i do have to admit I was a little un-nerved when I had to strip down to my underwear and wear a tunic, blindfolded with a rope around my neck at my first meeting.
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"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart