Does it never end?!

[Dooey Jo]

That fucking annoying little 14-year-old creationist is still thinking he can prove that evolution does not exist. He sent me four emails today. He claims to have written it by himself, but he has just copied it from this site (if you don't understand what they write, it's because you don't know Swedish . but I know at least three guys on this board should understand it... Never mind...)

Anyway, I'll just write his best argument:

The author of "The encyclopedia of Evolution" states the main simple, but quite desperate reason [why some people thinks that evolution is right], on page 157; "What's the alternative"

That's why he thinks all intelligent people stick with the theory of evolution? Maybe we should have a vote; Are Swedish creationists stupider than other creationists?

[Faram]

The link is broken but i did find this:

Extract from the english part:

Qur’an remains a religious book par excellence and it cannot, of course be expected to have a ‘scientific‘ purpose per se. In fact, it does not deviate an inch from it's main subject. That is to provide guidance to human beings.

So far the Swede fuddies still wins over American fuddies.

And this in Swedish:
Basicly the Evolution straight from Origin of spieces:

http://www.islamguiden.com/revol.shtml

MÄNNISKANS UPPKOMST
Människan är närmast släkt med människoaporna, Både arterna har utvecklats ur en numera utdöd stamform. I Afrika och Asien finns fossil av några människoapor, som är möjliga kandidater . En av de bäst bevarade den Afrikanska Proconsul. Det är okänt hur en form som liknade Proconsul utvecklades till de nu levande människoaporna och människan. Det saknas fossil från Afrika under den tid när detta skedde. Forskarna är inte heller säkra på hur homoniderna är släkt. Detaljerna ändras hela tiden av nya fynd.

Sedan denna tid har mycket små genetiska skillnader utvecklats mellan människor på olika delar av jorden Människan är en mycket enhetlig art genetiskt sett och indelningen i raser vilar på mycket svag biologisk grund.

[neoolong]

That fucking annoying little 14-year-old creationist is still thinking he can prove that evolution does not exist. He sent me four emails today. He claims to have written it by himself, but he has just copied it from this site (if you don't understand what they write, it's because you don't know Swedish . but I know at least three guys on this board should understand it... Never mind...)

Anyway, I'll just write his best argument:

The author of "The encyclopedia of Evolution" states the main simple, but quite desperate reason [why some people thinks that evolution is right], on page 157; "What's the alternative"

That's why he thinks all intelligent people stick with the theory of evolution? Maybe we should have a vote; Are Swedish creationists stupider than other creationists?

Are you going to call him on his plagiarism?

[Dooey Jo]

The link is broken but i did find this:

Extract from the english part:

Qur’an remains a religious book par excellence and it cannot, of course be expected to have a ‘scientific‘ purpose per se. In fact, it does not deviate an inch from it's main subject. That is to provide guidance to human beings.

So far the Swede fuddies still wins over American fuddies.

And this in Swedish:
Basicly the Evolution straight from Origin of spieces:

http://www.islamguiden.com/revol.shtml

MÄNNISKANS UPPKOMST
Människan är närmast släkt med människoaporna, Både arterna har utvecklats ur en numera utdöd stamform. I Afrika och Asien finns fossil av några människoapor, som är möjliga kandidater . En av de bäst bevarade den Afrikanska Proconsul. Det är okänt hur en form som liknade Proconsul utvecklades till de nu levande människoaporna och människan. Det saknas fossil från Afrika under den tid när detta skedde. Forskarna är inte heller säkra på hur homoniderna är släkt. Detaljerna ändras hela tiden av nya fynd.

Sedan denna tid har mycket små genetiska skillnader utvecklats mellan människor på olika delar av jorden Människan är en mycket enhetlig art genetiskt sett och indelningen i raser vilar på mycket svag biologisk grund.

Sorry about the link, they're using .shtml, not .htm. Here's the real one: http://www.islamguiden.com/evolutionsteori1.shtml.

[Dooey Jo]

That fucking annoying little 14-year-old creationist is still thinking he can prove that evolution does not exist. He sent me four emails today. He claims to have written it by himself, but he has just copied it from this site (if you don't understand what they write, it's because you don't know Swedish . but I know at least three guys on this board should understand it... Never mind...)

Anyway, I'll just write his best argument:

The author of "The encyclopedia of Evolution" states the main simple, but quite desperate reason [why some people thinks that evolution is right], on page 157; "What's the alternative"

That's why he thinks all intelligent people stick with the theory of evolution? Maybe we should have a vote; Are Swedish creationists stupider than other creationists?

Are you going to call him on his plagiarism?

Maybe... Even he should be able to come up with those basic creationistic arguments. The fun thing is that he removed the author's name and put his there instead.

[Dooey Jo]

His answer:
YOU'RE WRONG!!
(he's not even trying to prove me wrong)

YOU'RE STUPID, USE YOUR BRAIN AND YOU WILL SEE IT!

(He tells me that I am the one who should use my brain? I bet he didn't even read what I wrote (considering he answered two minutes after I sent my reply, which was QUITE long). Or maybe it is because of that part where I told him to get an encyclopedia. And hit his head with it, hard)

Only one thing remains after this:
He will put his fingers in his ears and sing the song of ignorance: LALALAALALALAAALAAA...

[Faram]

Read your link...

Only came to the 2nd paragraph then i had to quit or my eyes would have melted...

It's bad very bad...

Be happy if you can't read Swedish.

[Dooey Jo]

Read your link...

Only came to the 2nd paragraph then i had to quit or my eyes would have melted...

It's bad very bad...

Be happy if you can't read Swedish.

Yes, and it's just the same old arguments. They never comes up with something new. But that "what good can a half eye do"-thing is still funny.

[Edi]

I have to hand it to you guys, while American cretinists are bad, yours are just as bad or even worse.

Reasons why they are worse:
1) They are a whole lot closer to Finland than American cretinists.
2) Since Sweden and Finland have a common border, the stupidity might seep across it, especially since northern Finland is filled with Lestadians and other religious people who are susceptible to this idiocy.
3) They write their bullshit in Swedish, which forces one to actually try to read through instead of skimming, because my Swedish is so damned rusty. Consequently I lose more time and more of my brain cells beg permission to commit suicide than usual. They're not given it, but they go ahead anyway.

(I'm not going to go look for Finnish cretinists, I might actually die of heart attack if I found them. There is one bonus though: Our language is so bloody obscure the lot of you here wouldn't know what they were saying anyway, so I could deny their existence and nobody would be any the wiser, unless they put their stuff up in English too...)

Edi

[Dralan]

Read through the article "Skrota Evolutionsteorin" just now.. It is totally screwed up. The author uses circular logic and red herrings all over the place. The article is nothing but garbage.

[Dooey Jo]

I told you.

Anyway, the fucker that sent it to me just claimed that bin Laden wasn't behind WTC and that it was just the US that wanted to make islam look bad. I'm not sure but I think he is the most stupid fuck I've have ever met...

[nechronius]

Foolish 14 year old babble. Smack him and make him cry.

[Dooey Jo]

Foolish 14 year old babble. Smack him and make him cry.

Believe me, I will

[neoolong]

I told you.

Anyway, the fucker that sent it to me just claimed that bin Laden wasn't behind WTC and that it was just the US that wanted to make islam look bad. I'm not sure but I think he is the most stupid fuck I've have ever met...

WTF? This bastard needs to go down hard.

[Faram]

Our language is so bloody obscure the lot of you here wouldn't know what they were saying anyway, so I could deny their existence and nobody would be any the wiser, Edi

Minä olen pooli suomalainen

Horrible Finnish I know but I can read it if I try really hard.

Now we where talking bribes?

[Darth Yoshi]

I told you.

Anyway, the fucker that sent it to me just claimed that bin Laden wasn't behind WTC and that it was just the US that wanted to make islam look bad. I'm not sure but I think he is the most stupid fuck I've have ever met...

Little whelp. Tear him a new one.