Well actually, yes. Don't you know that the first time God tried to create humans, he made a sculpture of himself in clay. But when he was firing it, he left it for too long in the kiln, so the result was a black sculpture. And thus the Africans were formed. Not happy with the result, God gave it another shot. Only this time, he took it out too early and the sculpture was too pale. Thus the Europeans were formed. Having learned from his mistakes, God decided he could do better, and this time he left his new clay sculpture in the kiln precisely long enough to make it perfectly golden-brown, as it should be. And thus were the Asians formed.weemadando wrote:Did he accidentally create all those Asians, Indians, Africans and the rest and then go: "oops, shit, didn't mean to - oh well, fuck them, let Lucifer have their souls, I'm too busy playing in my sandbox?"
I was told this in history class, so it has got to be a true story
