Would you fuck the mother of God?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-09 03:15pm

SirNitram wrote:I would not fuck Mary. It's not religious, I just don't fuck women I don't know. I'm a romantic, so sue me.

I'd just fuck with her head.

"If someone named Paul hangs around with your son, call the city watch immediately. The man's insane."

Would be just the start..

wasn't jesus in heaven by the point paul was christianized?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-09 03:44pm

Hmm....
doesn't seem like a serious discussion of ethics, moral or science related themes..... should I move it to OT?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 04:07pm

Ghost Rider wrote:SAMAS the point is you're not Joseph...you're you.

Thus would YOU fuck the Mother of God?

And bring Both Yoshi...both

First Post of the thread:

Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-09 04:09pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:Hmm....
doesn't seem like a serious discussion of ethics, moral or science related themes..... should I move it to OT?

Well, it's talking about wether you would have sex with a person supposed to be holy.

I call it: Keiichi's Dilemma.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-09 07:29pm

SAMAS wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Hmm....
doesn't seem like a serious discussion of ethics, moral or science related themes..... should I move it to OT?
Well, it's talking about wether you would have sex with a person supposed to be holy.

I call it: Keiichi's Dilemma.

If I recall correctly, my friend told me he eventually did...

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-09 08:49pm

innerbrat wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I would like a copy of that video

And yes it would my dear....oh yes it would.
So would I, so would I.

And I would bang her.
Mary or Zaia?

Or both?

I think he meant Mary, but who knows?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-09 10:34pm

I'd like a copy of the video, and I would screw Mary. Not that I wouldn't screw Zaia, mind you.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-09 10:37pm

innerbrat wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I would like a copy of that video

And yes it would my dear....oh yes it would.
So would I, so would I.

And I would bang her.
Mary or Zaia?

Or both?

Both.
At once.
And capture it on video.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-09 11:11pm

Not unless she bathed that same day

If she bathed then I'd make her scream something holy

If she didn't, get the hell away from me you smelly bitch

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-09 11:48pm

Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).

Argh, that messes up my whole plan! I was going to make those goddamn Christians be nice to homosexuals because I, single-handedly, was going to turn the Mother of God into a lesbian!!

Oh well, no videos for anyone then, I suppose.

*walks off, shoulders slumped*

And I was going to change the face of Christianity all by myself...*pout*

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-09 11:49pm

Zaia wrote:
Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).
Argh, that messes up my whole plan! I was going to make those goddamn Christians be nice to homosexuals because I, single-handedly, was going to turn the Mother of God into a lesbian!!

Oh well, no videos for anyone then, I suppose.

*walks off, shoulders slumped*

And I was going to change the face of Christianity all by myself...*pout*

Nooo!!! I still want the videos!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-09 11:55pm

Zaia wrote:
Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).
Argh, that messes up my whole plan! I was going to make those goddamn Christians be nice to homosexuals because I, single-handedly, was going to turn the Mother of God into a lesbian!!

Oh well, no videos for anyone then, I suppose.

*walks off, shoulders slumped*

And I was going to change the face of Christianity all by myself...*pout*

Well you can have sex with Joseph and Mary, if it'll make you feel better.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-10 01:02am

Zaia wrote:
Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).
Argh, that messes up my whole plan! I was going to make those goddamn Christians be nice to homosexuals because I, single-handedly, was going to turn the Mother of God into a lesbian!!

Oh well, no videos for anyone then, I suppose.

*walks off, shoulders slumped*

And I was going to change the face of Christianity all by myself...*pout*

The face of Christianity would go from depressing and sad to a contorted, orgasmic look.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-10 01:04am

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).
Argh, that messes up my whole plan! I was going to make those goddamn Christians be nice to homosexuals because I, single-handedly, was going to turn the Mother of God into a lesbian!!

Oh well, no videos for anyone then, I suppose.

*walks off, shoulders slumped*

And I was going to change the face of Christianity all by myself...*pout*
The face of Christianity would go from depressing and sad to a contorted, orgasmic look.

And going to church would be a much more enjoyable thing...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-12-10 01:33am

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).
Argh, that messes up my whole plan! I was going to make those goddamn Christians be nice to homosexuals because I, single-handedly, was going to turn the Mother of God into a lesbian!!

Oh well, no videos for anyone then, I suppose.

*walks off, shoulders slumped*

And I was going to change the face of Christianity all by myself...*pout*
The face of Christianity would go from depressing and sad to a contorted, orgasmic look.

Ahh... Come! Join the Church of Marian; we shall revolutionize the Catholic faith, we shall elevate Mary to her proper place in the hierarchy, we shall, uhm...

*stares at Zaia*

It's for the sake of our liturgy, you know.

Well, nevermind that.

CONVERT!!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-10 01:38am

Indeed. Fuck the Liturgy of the Word. Time to replace it with the Liturgy of Lesbian Sex.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-12-10 01:39am

Please let me watch.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-10 01:41am

I could become a religious clerk just for that kind of stuff...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-12-10 01:50am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Please let me watch.

Rather 'tis the point of liturgy...

*g*

Well, to speak seriously for a moment, what do you really think goes on inside of convents? This was brought up my a gay friend of mine and I think is quite reasonable; we know the guys get bored with all of the endless repetition of Bible and Theology memorization and chanting, so why not the nuns, too?

Or am I being cruel to sit here and talk about this stuff with you? I think it unfair to torture without cause; of course, the board probably enjoys it...

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-12-10 02:08am

Lesbian orgies in the nunnery!!! Just like Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!

Thank you for putting the idea in my head.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-10 02:18am

I wonder if I add a holy position involving Anal Sex, will Mike convert to my sect of Discordianism?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-12-10 02:22am

AdmiralKanos wrote: Lesbian orgies in the nunnery!!! Just like Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!

Thank you for putting the idea in my head.

You're quite welcome.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-10 02:35am

Durandal wrote:Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).

I'd sure as Hell nail her. Come on. Plugging the mother of God has got to be one Hell of a sexual experience, I'd think.

I have heard of this....and have also heard of rumors that John was Jesus' "half-brother."

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-10 12:37pm

Yes, apparently John the Baptist (I think, may have been the gospel writer) was conceived by Mary's aunt or something in very old age.

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