"Atheism is a religion"

[Admiral Johnason]

Just get any of them to debate the reality of Santa Claus, then kick 'em in the balls with the resulting logic.

TAC shot Santa down in 1969 when he was mistaken for Russian bomber. Fucking fat man nearly started WW3. I guess that is what you get for wearing red in the Cold War.

[Stile]

Just get any of them to debate the reality of Santa Claus, then kick 'em in the balls with the resulting logic.

TAC shot Santa down in 1969 when he was mistaken for Russian bomber. Fucking fat man nearly started WW3. I guess that is what you get for wearing red in the Cold War.

Not true. http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php

[Admiral Valdemar]

The HAB tracks him too, but with the express purpose of shooting him down. Which we fail to year in, year out. Though it's nice to actually expend our annual budget now and then.

[Admiral Johnason]

Just get any of them to debate the reality of Santa Claus, then kick 'em in the balls with the resulting logic.

TAC shot Santa down in 1969 when he was mistaken for Russian bomber. Fucking fat man nearly started WW3. I guess that is what you get for wearing red in the Cold War.

Not true. http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php

That is a lie. Do you think the government is abvoe creating lies to cover their mistakes.

HAB is maerly tracking the Reindeer Memorial Run, commerating the death of Santa and carrying on his work. The wreakage from Sleigh-1 is at Area 53, next to the remains of the Second Easter Bunny (killed by the Secret Service while delivering eggs to White House in 1962,) and the good versions of Star Trek V, Generations, and Star Wars Episode I.

[LeftWingExtremist]

Sheesh. If they really think like that, just retort with "Theism is a denial of atheism".

Or logic.