A future with no bananas?
Moderator: Alyrium Denryle
Shit, bananas are just about my favorite fruit...
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"I pity the woman you marry." -Liberty
This is the guy they want to use to win over "young people?" Are they completely daft? I'd rather vote for a pile of shit than a Jesus freak social regressive.
Here's hoping that his political career goes down in flames and, hopefully, a hilarious gay sex scandal. -Tanasinn
"I pity the woman you marry." -Liberty
This is the guy they want to use to win over "young people?" Are they completely daft? I'd rather vote for a pile of shit than a Jesus freak social regressive.
Here's hoping that his political career goes down in flames and, hopefully, a hilarious gay sex scandal. -Tanasinn
You can't expect sodomy to ruin every conservative politician in this country. -Battlehymn Republic
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*sigh*
I learned how to deep-throat on bananas. They helped me lose my gag-reflex, and enabled me to do things that caused Pavlovian drooling-reflexes in gay men.
If it leaves...I'll be lost. This is as bad as when the local Dairy Queen stopped selling foot-long hotdogs (for very similar reasons).
Seriously, though, bananas *are* my potassium intake, and a relatively big part of my diet. It's sad to see them go.
I learned how to deep-throat on bananas. They helped me lose my gag-reflex, and enabled me to do things that caused Pavlovian drooling-reflexes in gay men.
If it leaves...I'll be lost. This is as bad as when the local Dairy Queen stopped selling foot-long hotdogs (for very similar reasons).
Seriously, though, bananas *are* my potassium intake, and a relatively big part of my diet. It's sad to see them go.
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