Creationwiki

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2007-08-27 05:44am

http://creationwiki.org/Main_Page

Commence mockery.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2007-08-27 06:47am

They've stolen the Stargate. The bastards.

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2007-08-27 07:10am

Riddikulus!

*poof*
Yeah it's Harry fucking Potter. Fundies hate him, don't they...

haard · Post by **haard** » 2007-08-27 08:27am

CretinWiki wrote: The theory of evolution is an explanation for the origin of the cosmos and life on Earth, which is more formally known as the General Theory of Evolution. It was derived from atheistic, naturalistic presupposition, although some theists now espouse the idea. The theory encompasses the processes of biological evolution, the origin of life, and aspects of cosmic evolution via the Big Bang.

How? How can anyone ridicule them more than what they do to themselves?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2007-08-27 02:12pm

The name Dinosaur comes from the Greek deinos (terrible) and sauros (lizard). The word was first coined by Sir Richard Owen, a creationist. Dinosaurs are a group of large extinct animals classified as reptiles. According to the traditional paleontological interpretations of Earth's history, the dinosaurs are believed to have dominated the ecosystem for more than 100 million years. It is furthermore believed that they went extinct about 65 million years ago, about 55 million years before the first humans appeared on Earth. However, most creationists believe that dinosaurs coexisted with mankind on Earth and lived recently.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2007-08-27 02:17pm

haard wrote:
CretinWiki wrote: The theory of evolution is an explanation for the origin of the cosmos and life on Earth, which is more formally known as the General Theory of Evolution. It was derived from atheistic, naturalistic presupposition, although some theists now espouse the idea. The theory encompasses the processes of biological evolution, the origin of life, and aspects of cosmic evolution via the Big Bang.
How? How can anyone ridicule them more than what they do to themselves?

A better question is..."some" theists? The fucking Catholic Church recognizes evolution. How is that "some" theists?

Ah, I forgot. American fundies don't know shit about anybody outside Bumfuck, Fundieland.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-08-27 04:08pm

PeZook wrote:A better question is..."some" theists? The fucking Catholic Church recognizes evolution. How is that "some" theists?

Ah, I forgot. American fundies don't know shit about anybody outside Bumfuck, Fundieland.

According to fundy morons, the Catholic Church is the Anti-Christ, right along with atheists, homosexuals, gypsies, Muslims, Mormons, JWs, the government, the school system and everything else they don't like.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-08-27 04:11pm

Creationist moron wiki wrote:Intelligent design (ID) is a creation science perspective which infers that natural laws and chance alone are not adequate to explain all natural phenomena. It is inferred from empirical evidence in nature, not deduced from scripture or religious doctrines.

Of course they don't bother listing any of their "empirical evidence". Wonder why? Coud it be that its all appeal to ignorance fallacies? Nah.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2007-08-27 06:27pm

Is evolutionism even a word?

Post by **Dalton** » 2007-08-27 06:48pm

wautd wrote:Is evolutionism even a word?

It is an attempt to politicize what is essentially a politically inert concept in order to justify attacking it for being biased.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2007-08-28 03:24am

Heh heh. Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?

You know, I never even knew what a "Creationist" was before I joined this site.
Or at least I've never met a real life one before.

locomotive23 · Post by **locomotive23** » 2007-09-01 11:21pm

Im so glad i haven't run into any creationists yet. That site would almost be funny if it was a parody though.

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2007-09-01 11:27pm

As to the "dinosaurs with humans" group, we apparently have a prominent one in Canadian politics: Stockwell Day. Once upon a time he was the leader of the Reform Party, which morphed into what is today the Conservative Party, which is currently in power. Now he's the Minister of Public Safety. A friend of a friend of mine quipped that Stockwell (or Doris, as he's sometimes affectionately called) believes the Flintstones was a documentary.

Yeah, I'm real happy those Conservatives are running the show these days.

Soldier of Entropy · Post by **Soldier of Entropy** » 2007-09-02 08:15am

Nephtys wrote:
The name Dinosaur comes from the Greek deinos (terrible) and sauros (lizard). The word was first coined by Sir Richard Owen, a creationist. Dinosaurs are a group of large extinct animals classified as reptiles. According to the traditional paleontological interpretations of Earth's history, the dinosaurs are believed to have dominated the ecosystem for more than 100 million years. It is furthermore believed that they went extinct about 65 million years ago, about 55 million years before the first humans appeared on Earth. However, most creationists believe that dinosaurs coexisted with mankind on Earth and lived recently.

Did these people not watch Bill Nye as kids?

Bill Nye wrote:Dinasaurs and Humans NEVER lived at the same time!

Also,

Feathered Dinasaurs wrote:Dated at 120 millions of years

Hoax

Hind quarters of a micro raptor, (a dinosaur ) were connected to a bird fossil.

The Archaeoraptor hoax exposed the existence of a fake fossil business in China. It got started because complete fossils bring in more money than partial ones. This discovery has not shut down the operation, and so any fossils from China not proven to be other wise, could be assumed to be a product of the hoaxers. It should be noted that the most of the recent feathered dinosaurs are all form China, and there for suspect. It must, however, in all fairness be pointed out that the hoax was revealed by evolutionists within 3 months, indicating some quality control is applied.

No, the reason they are all from china couldn't be because they all share a common ancestor and therefore spread out from a single point! No, the hoaxers couldn't be producing winged fossils because there have already been some found! No, the fact that this one was caught within 3 months (by their own admission) and others, such as Archyoptyrx) have lasted much longer than that mean nothing! It must be a hoax by the vast Chinese Communist Athiest Conspiricy to rule the world and spread their evolutionist lies and get us to worship their false god, LOGIC and his prophets of EVIL: Darwin, Einstein, and Al Gore *ghasp*.

ray245 · Post by **ray245** » 2007-09-02 09:36am

Note...since when does china has a offical 'god' ?

One more reason to mock them because how little they know of politics.

ray245 · Post by **ray245** » 2007-09-02 09:51am

Speaking of the wiki...is there any way we can do a slient invasion of the wiki?

Write articles about creationism, but give the readers an impression of how stupid the theory can be...and how stupid the site is as well...

Basically drop 'hints' of evolution here and there.

sketerpot · Post by **sketerpot** » 2007-09-02 02:52pm

Funny bit about their logo: it was a quick adaptation of a Pegasus galaxy stargate image done by a Pastafarian.

Simmon · Post by **Simmon** » 2007-09-02 05:03pm

[quote=ray245]Speaking of the wiki...is there any way we can do a slient invasion of the wiki?

Write articles about creationism, but give the readers an impression of how stupid the theory can be...and how stupid the site is as well...

Basically drop 'hints' of evolution here and there.

[/quote]

Once you figure out how to do the subtlety part, tell us all.

Simmon · Post by **Simmon** » 2007-09-02 05:06pm

Dammit, would someone with the ability please fix that and delete this?

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2007-09-02 05:27pm

I like how they don't actually try to dismiss Archeoptryx, because anyone who has actually seen the fossils would realize that they are quite authentic.

DrMckay · Post by **DrMckay** » 2007-09-02 07:52pm

NecronLord wrote:They've stolen the Stargate. The bastards.

Yup. Looks like they either wanna believe in Kookball Von Daniken's "Ancient Astronauts," Don't they know that if they open that thing, they'll be up to their Ba'al's in false gods?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-09-03 11:37am

My god (pun intended), what a sad, lonely life the guy monitoring this wiki must have. You know its going to be on 24 hour watch!

ray245 · Post by **ray245** » 2007-09-03 11:57am

And we could give him more trouble by hijacking the wiki...if I get to figure out the subtlety part. Since I have never read the bible...I doubt I will know how.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2007-09-03 03:42pm

Lord Poe wrote:My god (pun intended), what a sad, lonely life the guy monitoring this wiki must have. You know its going to be on 24 hour watch!

I doubt it's that lonely. There are probably thousands of people willing to protect it and expand it. Only question is if they know about it.