If you could......

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2003-01-21 08:29pm

change one thing to make the present and the future a better non-fundie/asswipe logical type of place what would you do?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-21 09:06pm

Do something supremely evil and violent to get rid of the stupid people I know? Oh, wait, that's just about everyone...and I'm a pacifist... Shit.

By the way, man, you've got 42 posts! The answer to life, the universe, and everything! Woooo!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-21 09:13pm

Now, whats the question? Or will we all blow up 5 minutes before we figure it out?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-21 09:13pm

here goes the quest for 4242 posts. . .

pacifism is so boring, anyway. you know your thinking violence, anyway; your just making yourself feel guilty about it.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-01-21 09:40pm

I would go on a genocidal rampage during the crusades killing all fundie leaders.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-01-21 09:48pm

Steal their women...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-21 10:17pm

I'd go back and revise every holy book, so fundies of all stripes won't have anything to justify slavery/genocide/war/hatred with.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-21 10:28pm

Change the minds of church leaders when Darwin wrote his book so that the church wouldn't have protested against evolution. This would have prevented the rise of creationism, and thus much of modern fundamentalism. Not perfect, but it works.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-21 10:44pm

I'd killlllll everyone on the planet except for my friends and family. Sign up now, don't be a disappearerer!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-21 10:47pm

Kept Jesus from getting crucified.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-01-21 11:01pm

Catch Temujin as he was falling off his horse.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-21 11:03pm

Convert Paul to Atheism. Without him, not Christianity

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-21 11:12pm

Do nothing. Let the fundies go out with a whimper instead of a bang.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-22 02:15am

Enforcer Talen wrote:here goes the quest for 4242 posts. . .

*grin* Ooooh, that must be the extra-super-deluxe answer.

pacifism is so boring, anyway. you know your thinking violence, anyway; your just making yourself feel guilty about it.

Hahaha, hmm, that could very well be so... Ando keeps telling me that I can't in actuality be a pacifist and be an American at the same time; he says the two don't mix, so I have to pick one or the other.

And for the record, I was tempted to write about bludgeoning a fundie friend of mine (who actually visited this board for a few short days) in answer to this thread. My favourite sport is to sit down with him and try to talk him out of his circular reasoning: weee! But the pacifistic side of me said that wouldn't be nice, so I said nothing. But of course, I just said something here, now, so...bugger. Nevermind. I'm back to being a bitchy non-pacifist.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-22 04:35am

I'd print out a complete list of crimes, intelligence actions, economical manipulations that fundies made or where they were involved and present them to the "believers", while force the fundies to admit.

That would surprise the population of the world...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 05:26am

Zaia wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:here goes the quest for 4242 posts. . .
*grin* Ooooh, that must be the extra-super-deluxe answer.

pacifism is so boring, anyway. you know your thinking violence, anyway; your just making yourself feel guilty about it.
Hahaha, hmm, that could very well be so... Ando keeps telling me that I can't in actuality be a pacifist and be an American at the same time; he says the two don't mix, so I have to pick one or the other.

And for the record, I was tempted to write about bludgeoning a fundie friend of mine (who actually visited this board for a few short days) in answer to this thread. My favourite sport is to sit down with him and try to talk him out of his circular reasoning: weee! But the pacifistic side of me said that wouldn't be nice, so I said nothing. But of course, I just said something here, now, so...bugger. Nevermind. I'm back to being a bitchy non-pacifist.

Though according to Mr Bush senior....you cant be an american and athiest either....and most importantly you cant be a....patriot! (I do wonder though if he meant you cant be used to try and intercept missiles.....because then for once he might have been right.)

Captain Kruger · Post by **Captain Kruger** » 2003-01-22 05:56am

Prevent both Christianity and Islam from ever existing. That would be the quickest and easiest way to improving the overall IQ of the human race.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-22 06:28am

Slip the other five Commandments back in there