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Ed Wood = God

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Just as you read the "Jesus of Borg" thread and thought religions couldn't get weirder than the Luciferian Liberation Front, well, YOU WERE WRONG!!

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:shock: Well, if the JW's can hold themselves together, why not this?
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Ed Wood. Suckee director that had a suckey movie made about him.
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paladin wrote:Ed Wood. Suckee director that had a suckey movie made about him.
Vile heretic! What sucked about Burton's flick? He's been hit or miss lately but Ed Wood is classic!
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How can you not appreciate Landow playing a perfect Bella Lugosi (sp)? You must be the same person that laughs at the penis jokes in American Pie...
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:shock: What...the... :shock: :shock: :shock: ...I think my brain is developing scar tissue...
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How long will it take until a Chick Tract is made on them? Will they do their own version of Chick Tracts?

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"Do you accept Ed Wood as your personal savior, and reject false prophets?"
No no, that should be:

Do you accept Ed Wood as your personal saviour and reject false directors?

Do you reject Joel Scheumacher and all his works?
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Before you continue, you should know that you are about to enter HOLY GROUND. What lies beyond this gateway is The Church of the Heavenly Wood-
At this point, I burst out laughing and was unable to continue. :lol:
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Well, that was . . . interesting.
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*gags in laughter*
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Is this even real?!?
WTF!?
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Captain tycho wrote:*gags in laughter*
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Is this even real?!?
WTF!?
Yes, it is very real.
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