What that little gem above states that a brainfartist at Al-Azhar, that “islamic university” which has imprisoned Kareem due to what they categorise as blasphemous comments on his blog which scorned the greatest and last religion on Earth, has done much more to completely insult our religion – you know, the one they are sworn to protect? – by a brainfart of a fatwa (or as we say in colloquial Bahraini – and this is a literal translation of the “fart” part of the phrase: faswa) – which is supposed to help women who share offices with male colleagues. This is in the same stream of “elevating women and putting them on a pedestal” of course.
What the right dishonourable twat issued his fatwa that should a woman share an office with a male colleague, which is haram (verboten, forgetaboutit, nowayjosé, gostraighttohellanddonotpassgo), as unmarried males and females should not mix, she must be accompanied with a chaperon, or she should breast feed that adult male five times in order for their unchaperoned existence together be Islamically lawful, halal!
How about that for flexibility? Who said that Islam was a rigid religion?
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If you breastfeed someone five times, the person becomes a relative (a kind of adoption, it seems)
It's hilarious how you can use a religion's rules against it. But remember, there has to be a chaparone present for each of the breastfeedings.
Nonetheless, I vote for more Islamic (and preferably young and hot) women in my office...
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Sounds more like a way to get illict nookie 'by the rules'. Breastmilk doesn't flow unless a woman's been pregnant, or unless there is a hormonal or other problem to cause the glands to produce milk.
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Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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You are right, but I'm pretty sure that we can abide by these rules by a symbolic act...
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Well that's what you get from having the final and unalterable revelation from GOD in a changing world. Well as long as you also have fundamentalist priests and religous stormtroopers to enforce the insanity.
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LadyTevar wrote:Sounds more like a way to get illict nookie 'by the rules'. Breastmilk doesn't flow unless a woman's been pregnant, or unless there is a hormonal or other problem to cause the glands to produce milk.
With persistence, females can lactate even without pregnancy or hormonal problems. It's just a bit difficult and a hard fetish to really do.
I'm happy to find out how well it can be done. For Science!
What about that form of short-term marriage contract under which you get full marital benefits for the length of the contract, which can be for minutes or years? Then it's done and you go your separate ways, no fuss, no muss...
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LaCroix wrote:If you breastfeed someone five times, the person becomes a relative (a kind of adoption, it seems)
It's hilarious how you can use a religion's rules against it. But remember, there has to be a chaparone present for each of the breastfeedings.
Nonetheless, I vote for more Islamic (and preferably young and hot) women in my office...
Wouldn't that be kind of a buzzkill when you end up a relative of everyone in the office?
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Kanastrous wrote:Hey, not *all* of their ideas are bad.
What about that form of short-term marriage contract under which you get full marital benefits for the length of the contract, which can be for minutes or years? Then it's done and you go your separate ways, no fuss, no muss...
Seems like it'd be less hassle to legalize prostitution.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
Well, the little bit of extra hassle presumably reassures them that they're doing right by God. And legalizing prostitution would directly contradict traditional law, while this little workaround is a long-standing part of it.
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Kanastrous wrote:Well, the little bit of extra hassle presumably reassures them that they're doing right by God. And legalizing prostitution would directly contradict traditional law, while this little workaround is a long-standing part of it.
Workarounds, like some European Jewesses getting around the "Cover your hair" part of the law by shaving their own hair off and wearing wigs (So they'd not stand out in Europe as Jews by the head-scarves).
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Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Kanastrous wrote:Well, the little bit of extra hassle presumably reassures them that they're doing right by God. And legalizing prostitution would directly contradict traditional law, while this little workaround is a long-standing part of it.
Yeah, Allah is probably real impressed by all the clever little ways to lawyer around his regs...
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This is a shameless excuse to link something i wanted to link anyway, but while this article is about lactation in transwomen (yes, it works ) it also contains a lot of usefull general information about it.
Basically, you can stimulate the whole thing with specific hormones and/or specific stimulation and keep it up as long as you want.
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I think lactation also happens in men who have hormone therapy for prostate cancer. They get estrogen and they end up growing bitch tits (gynecomastia), and I think it also lactates. Since transwomen also use hormones, I guess it's no different, except their prostates aren't cancerous or something.
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Spontaneous lactation in men is symptom of breast cancer, which just further demonstrates that men's tits have the capability to produce milk, even if that ability is not typically utilized.
Of course, deliberately induced lactation is NOT a symptom of cancer.
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