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http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/254.html

Yes, Jesus Christ Super-store....
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That Alison chick is REALLY hot.
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RedImperator wrote:That Alison chick is REALLY hot.
I'd love to know her in the biblical sense. :twisted:
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"I have no problem with anyone who has faith. Especially Billy Dee Williams, because he's fucking sassy."

That's just cool.
And yes, getting to know that female intimately would not be a bad thing.
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In case you didn't notice...yes, they are drawing a comparison between God and George Lucas. Hey, I'm with them on that. I've been doing that for 21 years. Alison and I looked at each other and immediately slapped each other's mouths to make sure we didn't explode right then and there. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, they are saying that your faith in God should be just Luke's faith in the Force! It gets better. You open the booklet to see a picture montage of Christ and Yoda standing together. Does it get any fucking better than that? You think doing an expose on a Jesus store is sacreligious? No my friends, this is sacreligious.
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Funny, when I prayed to God, I wasn't able to lift my car out of that ditch.

Damn Yoda lied to me.
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Hah hah hah! I love that expose!
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Hmm, I wonder if it's legal for them to use pictures from Star Wars like that, if they didn't get permission.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

:lol: That's a laugh. I especially liked the "Testamints", and the "Eat Jesus" picture.
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I was wondering the same thing about the TPM picures.

I also liked the "testamints" :D
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/254.html

Yes, Jesus Christ Super-store....
Praise the Lord! For nevermore shall I laugh this loud again! :)
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