Nuns with whips, and how they use them

[Queeb Salaron]

This is obviously a fake. No Cardinal is this crude or fundamentalist, first of all. Second of all, there are more spelling errors in this document than I care to list. But I will anyway:

"onto to" instead of "on to." - para. 3
"talking" instead of "taking" - para. 3
"un suspecting" instead of "unsuspecting" - para. 3
"hands" instead of "hangs" - para. 4
"loosing" instead of "losing" - para. 4
"ab0ve" instead of "above" - para. 5
"chased" instead of "chaste" - para. 5 (quite amusing)
"healed" instead of "heeled" - para. 7

That's just the spelling errors. If I were a man of some patience, I would go through and mark all the grammatical errors, too. But I am not, thus I will not.

Go in peace.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Where the hell did you find that?! That can't possibly be genuine; I've seen Catholic literature that falls into the occasional gross fallacy, but whoever wrote that didn't even proofread it!

Makes me glad I own a "motor bike" though.