Kissing Hank's ass

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Kissing Hank's ass

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If you haven't already read this story http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv
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maybe someone could move this I posted it here on accident.
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Did you want it moved out of HOS? And if so, to where?
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That is fucking hilarious. Seems more appropriate for SLAM, so I'll move it.
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Must...obey...Hank...

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Heh. Old but gold. Saw that one a few years ago, probably on some Discordian site.
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Come to think of it, this reminds me of the whole "Church of the Sub-Genius" thing...
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Post by Ted C »

Well, if you want some more anti-religious rhetoric, why not checkout Why Christians Suck? It was hosting the "Kissing Hank's Ass" essay way back in 1997.
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Hahaha. Too true. :D
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:lol: Funny.
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LMFAO!!! That is some good shit.
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LMAO, That's goin on the hard drive.
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Post by Andrew J. »

Very good. I need to save that one...
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