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Jesus Test

This is an easy test, you score 100 or zero. It's your choice.
If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions.
Jesus said, "if you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before
my Father." Not ashamed Pass this on . only if you mean it.
Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of existence and Savior.
He keeps me functioning each and everyday.
Without Him, I will be nothing. Without Him, I am nothing
but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me.
Phil 4:13
This is the simplest test . . . If you Love God,
and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you.
Send this to ten people and the person who sent it to you!

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I cant decide on my reply.

lmao. . . my first planned response was, hahahahaha. . . no. Im an atheist.

my current one is . . . Im an atheist. I get 100. yay.
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Forward it on, but decapitalize all the pronouns referring to God.
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Durandal wrote:Forward it on, but decapitalize all the pronouns referring to God.
You mean god, right?
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Forward it, but replace every instance of the word 'God' with the word 'Satan.'
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Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:Forward it on, but decapitalize all the pronouns referring to God.
You mean god, right?
No. "God" is the name of an entity and should thus be capitalized. When you say, "The Christian god," however, it should not be.
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Morat wrote:Forward it, but replace every instance of the word 'God' with the word 'Satan.'
Nono, 'the Tooth Fairy.' :D
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Morat wrote:Forward it, but replace every instance of the word 'God' with the word 'Satan.'
Or even better: Odin!
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Morat wrote:Forward it, but replace every instance of the word 'God' with the word 'Satan.'
Like most modern Americans and religious worshippers around the globe, I worship Pan, the Goat God! X-D
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