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Got this in an email.
The Last Supper was painted by
Leonardo Da Vinci, a noted Italian artist;
and the time engaged for its completion
was seven years. The figures
representing the twelve Apostles and
Christ himself were painted from
living persons. The life-model for
the painting of the figure of Jesus
was chosen first.


When it was decided that Da Vinci
would paint this great picture,
hundreds and hundreds of young men were
carefully viewed, in an endeavor to find a
face and personality exhibiting innocence and beauty,
free from the scars
and signs of dissipation caused by sin.

Finally, after weeks of laborious searching,
a young man nineteen years of
age, was selected as a model for the
portrayal of Christ. For six months,
Da Vinci worked on the reproduction
of this leading character in his
famous painting. During the next six years,
Da Vinci continued his labors on
this sublimework of art. One by one,
fitting persons were chosen to represent
each of the eleven Apostles; space being
left for the painting of the figure
representing Judas Iscariot, as the final
task of this masterpiece. This was the
Apostle, you remember, who betrayed his Lord
for thirty pieces of silver, worth
$16.96 in our present day currency.For weeks, Da Vinci searched for a
man with a hard callous face, with a
countenance marked by scars of avarice,
deceit, hypocrisy, and crime;
a face that would delineate a character,
who would betray his best friend.

After many discouraging experiences,
in searching for the type of person
required to represent Judas, word
came to Da Vinci that a man, whose
appearance fully met his requirements,
had been found in a dungeon in
Rome, sentenced to die for a life of crime and murder
Da Vinci made the trip to Rome at once,
and this man was brought out from
his imprisonment in the dungeon
and led out into the light of the sun.
There Da Vinci saw before him a dark,
swarthy man; his long, shaggy and unkempt
hair sprawled over his face,
which betrayed a character of viciousness
and complete ruin. At last, the famous
painter had found the person he
wanted to represent the character
of Judas in his painting.

By special permission from the king,
this prisoner was carried to Milan
where the picture was being painted;
and for months he sat before Da Vinci at
appointed hours each day, as the
gifted artist diligently continued his
task of transmitting to his painting
this base character in the picture
representing the traitor and betrayer of our savior.
As he finished his last stroke, he
turned to the guards and said,
"I have finished. You may take the prisoner away."As the guards were
leading
their prisoner away,
he suddenly broke loose
from their control and rushed up to Da Vinci,
crying as he did so, "Oh, Da
Vinci, look at me! Do you not know who I am?"

Da Vinci, with the trained eyes of a great
character student, carefully
scrutinized the man, upon whose
face he had constantly gazed for six
months and replied, "No, I had never
seen you in my life, until you were
brought before me out of the dungeon in Rome."

Then, lifting his eyes toward heaven,
the prisoner said, "Oh, God, have I
fallen so low?" Then turning toward
the painter he cried, "Leonardo Da
Vinci! Look at me again, for I am the same man
you painted just seven years ago
as the figure of Christ."
Hah. Wonder if it's true.
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Sounds like BS to me, sorry.
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It's ironic, anyway...
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Hah. Wonder if it's true.
Pretty damned unlikely.
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Ted C wrote:Pretty damned unlikely.
Eh, probably true. Still amusing, though.
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Post by Morat »

It's false. Here's a link to an article by professional folklorists pointing out some of the major errors in this piece:

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/lastsupp.htm
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

good story tho.
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Interesting story.
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Don't count on it being true.
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