You've got to check out the links, they're grrrreat!
And in other creation science news, I saw a guy prove that neaderthals are a hoax on Sky Angel Network this morning. You see, not only was the skull of a single individual given incorrect dimensions in an early publication, but those "ape-like" heavy brow ridges were the result of pre-flood, multi-centennial aged humans chewing! It's so simple when good science is applied to explain away the confusing complexities of evolutionists. Godless heathens!
Noted scientist Dr. Kent Hovind from the Patriot University, one of the great universities of our time, and founder of Creation Science Evangelism is proud to announce formation of Dr. Dino Iraq Creation Ministry to bring young-earth creation science to the people of Iraq long oppressed by the teaching of evolution.
Evolutionists say the virtually all scientists accept evolution as the central concept of biology -- don't believe them. There is no evolutionist within 50 miles of any biological research. Our glorious creation scientists are winning Nobel Prizes and making all important scientific discoveries. We will drive those evolutionists from the schools and slaughter their inflated egos. They should surrender to creation science or withdraw from the schools.
The evidence for intelligent design is simply undeniable. We will write many unanswerable FAQs. We will teach people that there still are dinosaurs alive today and that the evidence is being covered up by evolutionists. And there is lots of evidence against human evolution. The Neanderthals had many musical instruments discovered creation scientists from Hindenburg University in Germany including a bone flute, a 6-foot length of mammoth tusk turned into a tuba, a bagpipe-like instrument made from the bladder of a large animal, and a triangle made out of thin bones. This obviously disproves evolution.
This is even better.
Great find, Frank.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Wouldn't the Middle East be a perfect place to send all of our idiot fundies?
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
This day is Fantastic!
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Political Compass: -3/-6 DOOMerWoW
"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
Q: But what about radioactive dating?
A: Hey, everybody knows that stuff is bad for you. Stick with good Christian girls.
Q: What about the Antarctic ice core data?
A: Now I put it to you. Coop up a bunch of men in a Quonset hut in the worst weather in the world, with nothing to do but gather data and drink, and what do you expect?
Q: Aren't Hawiian wallabies an example of Evolution in action?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: Because they aren't.
Q: What about Neanderthal Man?
A: Hey, you take one of those geezers and put him in tweeds and give him a pipe and he could be a professor anywhere.
Greater and greater numbers of scientists are joining the ID movement, which is why we keep referring to the same three year after year.
ID is a program for research into the science of design, nothing more. Part of our research plans are to produce coloring books for preschoolers, and to make ourselves more likeable at parties.
Darwinism can't explain the evolution of life in every single detail, therefore it's wrong. But don't ask IDists to explain these things, because that's not the kind of theory ID is.
Since the peppered moth case has been proven problematic, natural selection is disproven. The other 1,582 studies of natural selection in the wild, as well as the numerous laboratory studies, don't count.
It was very nice of our loving Designer to design an immune system to protect us from the deadly diseases He designed.
It was very nice of our loving Designer to design an immune system to protect us from the deadly diseases He designed.
I triple guarantee that all biologists believe in ID! No credible biologist believes in evolution, and if any of them do, they are wrong! We are not afraid of the Evolutionists. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid (dramatic pause) and they are wrong. The theory of evolution is not worth an old shoe!
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
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Patriot University, one of the great universities of our time
Who's got the picture?
Seriously, It's a fucking house!
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