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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
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Anybody heard Hitler's theory about dogs and humans living in airless space, before Earth got an atmosphere?
.... no.
Hitler's Table Talk, p. 238:

"Perhaps around the year 10 000 B.C. the Earth collided with her moon. It cannot be ruled out, that this was the event that Earth inserted the moon onto it's current path, and it is possible that she took the atmosphere that the Moon possessed until then, resulting in a dramatic change of the living conditions. It is conceivable that before this event, Man could exist on any height or depth, since there was no stress from atmospheric pressure. It is also conceivable, that the Earth split [during the collision], water entering the crater caused a dreadful explosion and pouring rains, that ould be avoided by a pair of people if they found refuge in a cave located on high ground."

Take note, I've retrotranslated this excerpt from the Polish version.

If this book is indeed true, then Hitler was a total loon :)

EDIT: Dogs were said (in this same monologue) to have been living with humans for thirty thousand years - so before this "collision with the moon", dogs and humans were living in airless space, according to Hitler.
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PeZook wrote:Anybody heard Hitler's theory about dogs and humans living in airless space, before Earth got an atmosphere?
:wtf: :?
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I may not aree with their radical stance, but I find wearing animal skins to be...distastful(unless you are a member of a subsistance tribe), maybe because we have nearly wiped out some of the most magnificant creatures on the planet doing it.
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I've got a new slong.. "Hitler was a vegan! Eat meat!"

And Aly, thats what farms are for. We havent extincted cows even tho we like leather cause we grow them special like. :)
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PeZook wrote:If this book is indeed true, then Hitler was a total loon :)
Actually, "Hitler's Table Talk" is of dubious validity IIRC.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
PeZook wrote:If this book is indeed true, then Hitler was a total loon :)
Actually, "Hitler's Table Talk" is of dubious validity IIRC.
Hence that "If". I cited it more for amusement than as a rock-hard historical fact.
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kojikun wrote:I've got a new slong.. "Hitler was a vegan! Eat meat!"

And Aly, thats what farms are for. We havent extincted cows even tho we like leather cause we grow them special like. :)
You know damn well those are not th skins I was refering to. Exotic species like Jaguars can not be kept on large scale farms very well.
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PeZook wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
PeZook wrote:If this book is indeed true, then Hitler was a total loon :)
Actually, "Hitler's Table Talk" is of dubious validity IIRC.
Hence that "If". I cited it more for amusement than as a rock-hard historical fact.
I simply can't believe that Hitler was that irrational. Sure, he was a moron, but not a total loon.
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