Yogi wrote:I work as an usher at an auditorium and I get a wide variety of assignments. Today I had to usher a church service from 7:30 am till 3:45 pm. I won't go into details of the service, except to say that the minister drove a $500,000 Bentley. That conveys all relavent information about the church right there.
.. 7:30 to 3:45?!
Jesus Christ, doesn't anyone believe in short and to the goddamn point anymore?
That's like the Baptist's across the street from my house? They don't have their own church, and are apparently missionaries, so they have their Sunday services at the elementary school. They start at 10 and end at 2.
Jesus, if I was God, I wouldn't want to be talked at and about for that long.
Crimson Raine
"And on that day, on the horizon, I shall be. And I shall point at them and say unto them HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" -- Ravenwing
RedImperator: "Yeah, and there were little Jesus-bits everywhere."
Crimsonraine: "Jesus-bits?!"
My church MAY be one of the more moderate churches. For one we are United Methodist, for those of you that don't know United Methodists are among the most laidback christians. They don't care if you are atheist, wiccan, whatever. They also are known for giving away lots of money to needy places.
My church for instance just held our Annual June Fair which included a silent auction, antique sale, chivetta's chicken, and a DUNK TANK for the first time. . Which basically meant I got to dunk my dad (The minister) a lot. But anyway, all of the money we raised went to a church which is in need of renovations and itself uses most of it's own time and money in helping the surrounding community.
Justice League, Super-Villain Carnage "Carnage Rules!" Cult of the Kitten Mew...The Black Mage with The KnifeSD.Net Chronicler of the PastBun Bun is my hero.The Official Verilonitis Vaccinator
. Which basically meant I got to dunk my dad (The minister) a lot. But anyway, all of the money we raised went to a church which is in need of renovations and itself uses most of it's own time and money in helping the surrounding community.