this is just hilarious
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Total parody. They also want to shut down JC Penny for associating Jesus Christ with a mere penny, when "even Judas valued him at 30 pieces of silver."
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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FUCKING KIDZSpiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an atheist?
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...
...but then why are they always so sad?
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
And that should be
[homer]*mmmmmmmm mutton[/homer]
You know, I wonder if these people consider Athiests more dangerous the child molesters...it almost seems like it from this.SyntaxVorlon wrote: FUCKING KIDZ
And that should be
[homer]*mmmmmmmm mutton[/homer]
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
Thomas Paine
"For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten."
Ecclesiastes 9:5 (KJV)
Thomas Paine
"For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten."
Ecclesiastes 9:5 (KJV)
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Since they also claim to hate Cinnabon because it sounds like "sin upon" I think it's safe to say...Kitsune wrote:You know, I wonder if these people consider Athiests more dangerous the child molesters...it almost seems like it from this.
IT IS A FUCKING PARODY!
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster