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Perhaps you should check this page out: http://crossspot.net/objective/godlyflag.html
However, nowadays these institutions can't be trusted as they have come under the sway of the Secular Elite and more often than not spew the virus of anti-Americanism rather than healthy civic instruction. As such, the confused American citizen of today doesn't know what to associate Old Glory with, and is just as likely to want to burn it as to pledge his allegiance to it.
For these reasons, we need to make a design change to our Flag, the most visible symbol of our Nation, so that we can educate the ignorant and keep our citizens focused on our cultural values without being led astray by hate-filled, anti-American and anti-Christian demagogues.
Brave Christian members of our government have been conducting this program in the face of staunch opposition from Atheistic and anti-Christian forces for almost 150 years
Some may protest the idea of changing Old Glory as prima facie un-American; this is, however, an historically ignorant point of view. The Flag has undergone numerous design changes over our Nation's history to reflect the changing shape of America
Yeah, well those designs didn't discriminate against other religions, or look extremely ugly.
The design is non-denominational and so won't offend the religious minorities who have yet to fully integrate into American Christian society;
While beautiful, an ignorant foreigner might mistakenly suspect we were Astrologists or some sort of Stripe Fetishists instead of proper Christians.
And, if that isn't bad enough, here's the proposed design:

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And, if that hasn't destroyed your brain cells, check this load of shit out:

http://crossspot.net/objective/mallmission.html

Now I know why they want Landover Baptist to be shut down: With them out of the way, they're officialy the number one craziest religous group in America.
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wow. Id burn that flag *every* day.
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Seen this months ago. I'm pretty sure it's parody. Here's one piece of evidence presented :
(April 25, 2000) We are in negotiations with a well known Christian toy manufacturer (we cannot reveal the name at this time due to contract obligations) to produce a special beanbag bear to help promote our cause. His name is Al the Anti-Lies Bear! Al stands up for Truth in the face of those that would spread falsehoods and deceive the unsaved. Al is also an Anti-Landover Bear because he knows that Landover wants to replace Christianity with lies. Kids will love to play with Al and Al will love to teach them to reject the hateful and destructive words of deceivers such as Americhrist Ltd. Al comes with his own little copy of the KJV Bible with the following passage in it:
?For many deceivers are entered into the world,
who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh.
This is a deceiver and an antichrist.?

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(June 8, 2000) We reported yesterday that the FBC subcommittee on merchandising had approved our Al the Anti-Lies Bear promotional beanbag toy design. Unfortunately this decision was overturned later yesterday due to a number of members who have taken issue with the color of Al. Although its regal purple color was chosen to signify the Truth of Christ - who is the King of Kings - apparently the color purple has been appropriated by the homosexual community, with whom it is associated in the popular culture. Since this popular culture - especially the beanbag toy collectors segment - are who we were hoping to outreach to with this witnessing tool, we have no choice but to redesign Al to avoid any confusion. I would like to assure the members of the FBC that had we known of this unfortunate association we would never have submitted the original design. We apologize for any offense this incident may have caused. This time, we've decided to use a less controversial color scheme: a multicolored pattern that evokes the rainbow that marked the end of the Flood, signifying the Truth of the covenant with our Lord.
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That site is disgusting. No other word fits it better.
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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whatever wrote:This time, we've decided to use a less controversial color scheme: a multicolored pattern that evokes the rainbow that marked the end of the Flood, signifying the Truth of the covenant with our Lord.
OK, I'm convinced.
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Wow, these people are totally void of anything resembling intellignece. Want to give a first place science fair award to a kid for racisim as well?
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That flag design would be a GREAT protest flag. They've made it very easy to tear the offensive part out and burn it without harming Old Glory. Shit, you'd think they'd do something like put a cross in the middle or something that's not hideous as a motherfucker.
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Dalton wrote:
whatever wrote:This time, we've decided to use a less controversial color scheme: a multicolored pattern that evokes the rainbow that marked the end of the Flood, signifying the Truth of the covenant with our Lord.
OK, I'm convinced.
It's gotta be satire, but I dunno, their links and other bits make me wonder.
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ACtually, there are a few photos - one of protestors, one of the science fair kids - that look like they have been photoshopped with text placed over the original images. Anyone capable of analyzing the pics on the site?
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http://crossspot.net/objective/dinoexpedition.html

Look! Photographic proof of a real breathing dinosaur!

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Image
Wouldn't it look better if they just replaced that stars with a cross? Same effect, but much prettier.
And, if that hasn't destroyed your brain cells, check this load of shit out:

http://crossspot.net/objective/mallmission.html
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That picture looks like a hairy leg or something. Real convincing. :roll:
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Other things I noted :
Dr. Paley teaches Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University.
I can't really find a 'Fellowship University' too well using a web search. Come to think of it, the church and the high school are also named 'Fellowship'.
Considered one of the foremost in the new school of Baptist demon exorcism specialists, Dr. Franklin has battled Satan up close and personal on many occasions, yet he always manages to come through unscathed thanks to the power of Christ.
Emphasis mine. In addition, occultresearch.net does not seem to be up.

Other things.

Kyle Goldman's site has a front page, but 'mysteriously' he has the 'old page' still up, which has more content.

Also note, on the store section. Read the text on the bottom. :

The Irreducably Complex Mousepad
DESIGNED by an INTELLIGENT DESIGNER for the SPECIFIED PURPOSE of giving your mouse a smooth surface to roll on.

Much like how your hand was DESIGNED by GOD so that it could operate a mouse! AMAZING yet TRUE!
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Cyborg Stan wrote:Also note, on the store section. Read the text on the bottom. :

The Irreducably Complex Mousepad
DESIGNED by an INTELLIGENT DESIGNER for the SPECIFIED PURPOSE of giving your mouse a smooth surface to roll on.

Much like how your hand was DESIGNED by GOD so that it could operate a mouse! AMAZING yet TRUE!

:shock: .... :D :D :D

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I find this graph absolutely delicious. It combines ignorance of physics, ignorance of biology and a total lack of knowledge as far as dogs are concerned. Does the idiot think nobody has ever seen a German Sheppard?
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innerbrat wrote:http://crossspot.net/objective/dinoexpedition.html

Look! Photographic proof of a real breathing dinosaur!

http://crossspot.net/objective/apatosaurus.jpg

(apparently)
(Points to dinosaur footprints)

"That is proof that humans walked with dinosaurs!"

"Um, no it isn't, Mr. Hovind"

(Steps into dirt next to footprints) "It is now!"
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
innerbrat wrote:http://crossspot.net/objective/dinoexpedition.html

Look! Photographic proof of a real breathing dinosaur!

http://crossspot.net/objective/apatosaurus.jpg

(apparently)
(Points to dinosaur footprints)

"That is proof that humans walked with dinosaurs!"

"Um, no it isn't, Mr. Hovind"

(Steps into dirt next to footprints) "It is now!"
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Just thought of god in the monty python movie. "People are always grovelling when they see me!" :)
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Since 'going bad' means a transition from good(polar opposite of bad) to bad itself, wouldn't a bad theobiologist be one that had after a time started to smell and rot?
Of course it is up to you to figure out what a good theobiologist is. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Oh come on, look at this list from the "mall section". This is CLEARLY parody.

* J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).

* Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.

* Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".

* Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.

* Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?

* Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns?
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http://www.godsark.org/

Ok, if this is a parody site, does that mean every site it links to is also a parody? Because this is just fucking hilarious.
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damn I can't get to the site...it keeps on redirecting
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Vympel wrote:http://www.godsark.org/

Ok, if this is a parody site, does that mean every site it links to is also a parody? Because this is just fucking hilarious.
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Once again, I'll have to say that I find it funny that Cross Spot is a religous site, because if it's real, then it just proved that there is no god.
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As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!

Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.

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