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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Under his logic, The Bear and the Dragon (1000 pages) has less truth to it than Executive Orders (1360 pages). And I just found a loophole in it too: If Mike copied and pasted the Toronto phonebook onto his site, along with some adult literature, then would that make it more truthful?
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I wonder if my book o' Sherlock Holmes stories(ALL of them in one book) is more scientifically accurate than the Bible.
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Not his fault parents are fundies. Probably gave him a pacifier with jesus on it. :wink:
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you know, of course, there are sex toys with jesus on them?
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Enforcer Talen wrote:you know, of course, there are sex toys with jesus on them?
Probably the reason he exists at all, along with a substatial amount of alcohol.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:you know, of course, there are sex toys with jesus on them?
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Contrary to rumors, we do not put a little bit of ourselves into each of these babies.
:shock: I'd like to hear these rumors... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Raxmei wrote:King James Bible: 732 pages
Battlefield Earth: 1050 pages
Pacific Bell Yellow Pages, area code 510, year 2002: 1075 pages

Conclusion: Hubbard has God beat, but all bow down to the phone company.
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Well LOTR Combined editon is over 1080 pages long total (ill check later) so All bow to tolkien.
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darthdavid wrote:Well LOTR Combined editon is over 1080 pages long total (ill check later) so All bow to tolkien.
And what if you include the Simirillion?
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