Evangelist's 'Miracle Water' Reportedly Contaminated

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-05 07:41pm

Evangelist's 'Miracle Water' Reportedly Contaminated

Not contaminated with the holy spirit, just coliform bacteria from human and animal waste. You may not feel the Lord God running through you, but you'll sure feel something!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-08-05 07:56pm

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-05 08:24pm

"Daddy, is that Jesus I feel?" "No son, thats diarreah."

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-05 08:25pm

kojikun wrote:"Daddy, is that Jesus I feel?" "No son, thats diarreah."

You're obviousily bursting with the Holy Spirit!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-05 08:25pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:You're obviousily bursting with the Holy Spirit!

Oh it's holy something already! Just not spirit!

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-08-05 08:27pm

In my church, we boil and flouridate our holy water.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-05 09:00pm

then it aint wholely water is it?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-05 09:04pm

kojikun wrote:then it aint wholely water is it?

The holiness goes out in the steam.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-05 09:12pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:The holiness goes out in the steam.

Thats a point. Couldnt they have just distilled the water? Or even bought and blessed bottled water?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-05 09:18pm

kojikun wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:The holiness goes out in the steam.
Thats a point. Couldnt they have just distilled the water? Or even bought and blessed bottled water?

Bottled water is the work of the devil; you should know that.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-05 09:26pm

*shakes head sadly*

And here I thought it was bad getting baptisted in muddy river-water....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-05 10:18pm

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-08-05 10:22pm

You see, that's why I go for the wine instead of the water.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-08-05 10:38pm

kojikun wrote:then it aint wholely water is it?

Hey, it's all good. It all becomes blessed in the end.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-08-06 05:14am

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-06 05:19am

Maybe the miracle is that it didn't make anyone seriously sick.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-06 05:28am

Damn!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-06 06:23am

LMFAO!!!

Once again we see christians risking the life and limb of others to further their stupidity...

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-08-06 08:48am

Christians...No matter how old I get, or how wise I get, I still find my jaw dropping when I hear of what they will go through for their cause. I'll wager that within a week they'll be dipping themselves in the contaminated water if they can, rationalizing that it's polluted and it STILL evokes miracles, and so HAS to be holy!

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-06 09:55am

"The diarreah flushed my tape-worm, its a miracle!"