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They'll probably just badmouth it. They seem to have quite a tolerance as long they have the ability to complain and whine.Dark Hellion wrote:Can we suggest they do a review of End of Evangelion. It might make them commit suicide and spare us their stupidity for the rest of our lifes.
If that doesn't work, suggest Legend of the Overfiend.
Let's see how they liked Resident Evil:Guess they didn't like it.Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
# intentional release of fatal virus
# panic terror
# death by decapitation (unseen)
# multiple deaths by anti-virus gas
# attacks, many, some very graphic
# breaking and entering
# assault to unlawfully capture
# firearm threats to control
# explosive startles
# drowning deaths
# amputation
# graphic decapitation, seeing the head separate and fall
# graphic dicing of a human by laser grid, seen
# many, many demonized humans - zombies
# graphic gunfire injuries/damage, many
# long sequences of attacks by zombies bent on eating those attacked, some attacks massive
# scenes of zombies eating live humans
# "zombie" dogs attacking, multiple
# contemplation of suicide
# uncountable issues of injury gore
# deaths from being eaten
# demon beast killing and eating a man
# gunfire killings
It's also important to note that they're so insane that they didn't like The Rock either.
I know, there's so much discrimination against the undead out there. Why don't we start an undead liberation movement? That will gain attention quite rapidly.Dark Hellion wrote:There is no current U.S. law against zombies Slartibartfast.
Stop it with your anti-undead bigotry.
Next you take the vampire dental plan and demand all the succubi get herpes screenings. Bastard.
Don't forget ominous-sounding titles - eg. Melkhior the Ancient, Zechariah the Everliving, Vlad the Impaler or Settra The Imperishable.Slartibartfast wrote:Sure, what we need know is more Undead Affirmative Action. What's next, undead pride and getting rid of their fleshy names in favor of "ancestral" ones like Dracula or Mumm-Ra
Oh, the humanity...
Where in the hell in Star Wars did they mack or conterfeit "Scripture?" They didn't even have a Bible or an equivilent to God.Counterfeiting and mockery of the Scriptures.
It's all in good fun, my friends. Oh, and Force users, a good deal of the time, are guided by the Force.Repeated use of the "force" as equatable to the Will of God and ignoring His supreme Authority.
I thought this happened once or twice in the Bible, especially in theBook of Exodus. Remember the "miracles" Moses did to get them out of Egypt?Gaining power, strength, and protection from the "force."
Cool, ain't it?Manipulating objects and minds by the power of the "force."
What?Are you going to tell me that Jesus was the only one or the first one to have a "virgin birth?"Portrayal that Anakin was a virgin birth.
And why the hell not? A lot of stories revolve around bringing balance to something.Portrayal that Anakin was "the one" to bring community between good and evil.
Don't bring up that bullshit. You people think Angels visit you.Presentation of ethereal beings in after-death presence to the corporeal world, and submitting to and seeking counsel/guidance/rescue from them.
What makes the "light" side of the Force "unholy?" Aren't the Jedi protectors of the peace and the people?unholy powers to control, manipulate, and kill and mystic sensing.
Right. . .disappearing bodies.
