Anatomy of a Shark bite

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Darth Yoshi wrote:
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Once more we are shown just how physically inferior humans are.
Except for that sharks have evolved to live in water and humans haven't....
True, but there are plenty of land predators that outclass humans physically.

They named is "Bruce." Just like the mechanical shark from Jaws.
True, that's why everyone should own a couple guns. *walks off to the gun shop muttering something about spiders* :D
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Sea Skimmer wrote: Yup...*uses one hand to pull a lever, rolling a pattern of depth charges onto the sharks*

Luckily we've got nice big creative brains
yes creative brains that, if used correctly, can destroy every viable ecosystem on this planet.
That is something of an exaggeration. We can alter those ecosystems, but destroying them is far beyond our current capabilities. The energy requirement for destroying the global ecosystem hovers around 1 billion megatons.
Mike you know what I mean. I dont mean a nuke. I mean through habitat destruction, deforestation, polution etc.
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Note to self: Get popcorn and watch Alyrium drown himself in said chain-mail. Or at least hope he does. :D
They make shark resistant chain mail for divers, I believe that was what he is talking about. Note, however, I said shark resistant, not shark proof!
Sounds like a good way to give the surgeons something besides shark teeth to dig out of you. Any shark with a bad enough bite to make you want chain mail is probably going to cut right through it anyway. Just cause they sell it doesnt mean it does more then jack shit.
Actually, the chainmail does work rther well... Even a 5 foot shark can cause serious damage, defleshing your leg for example. Great whites, attcking at speed yes, chain-male does not work, but against something like a tiger shark, hammerhead or blue... It works very well.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:They make shark resistant chain mail for divers, I believe that was what he is talking about. Note, however, I said shark resistant, not shark proof!
Sounds like a good way to give the surgeons something besides shark teeth to dig out of you. Any shark with a bad enough bite to make you want chain mail is probably going to cut right through it anyway. Just cause they sell it doesnt mean it does more then jack shit.
Actually, the chainmail does work rther well... Even a 5 foot shark can cause serious damage, defleshing your leg for example. Great whites, attcking at speed yes, chain-male does not work, but against something like a tiger shark, hammerhead or blue... It works very well.
It works against a Tiger Shark? Wow....I thought a Tiger Shark had too strong of a bite for the suit to be effective.
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Granted, a LARGE tiger will get through, if it makes a protracted effort, but smaller ones... nope. Their jaw pressure really isnt that much greater than any other shark.

Their strength is in the design of their teeth.

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Mike you know what I mean. I dont mean a nuke. I mean through habitat destruction, deforestation, polution etc.
None of which are remotely close to sterilizing the earth nor ever will be.
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Those teeth are designed for sawing through just about anything. Turtle shells etc. But to do that, they ust grip the turtle, and saw at its shell for some time...
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Mike you know what I mean. I dont mean a nuke. I mean through habitat destruction, deforestation, polution etc.
None of which are remotely close to sterilizing the earth nor ever will be.
I said destroy ecosystem, not sterilize.
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Kintaro wrote:Man, I wish I watched that. I don't have cable or anything, but my girlfriend does. I was watching the begining of RoboShark (I think that's what it was), and the program said that great whites can learn 80 times (not percent) faster than cats! All of its hunting behavior is learned; it's not instinct.
....... *looks down to one of her two cats*

They Learn?!?!? I thought they just molded us to their whims....


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