Silliest Fundie quote

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2005-06-22 05:34pm

The Jester wrote:Warning. Stupidity contained herein.

Oh the horror.

These are actual leaders, people in position to damage everything.
Fuck, fundies in the military.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2005-06-23 04:27pm

Ace Pace wrote:
The Jester wrote:Warning. Stupidity contained herein.
Oh the horror.

These are actual leaders, people in position to damage everything.
Fuck, fundies in the military.

I seem to remember this Boykin person claiming to have intelligence reports of Satan flying in the sky of Afghanistan or Iraq.

TimothyC · Post by **TimothyC** » 2005-06-23 07:08pm

An MSN Convo I just had.

Names Changed to proted the Gulity and Myself
(Shrunk to save space)

I Said: SCOTUS Just messed up 3 differnet Ammendments to the Constitution
I Said: 5, 9 and 10
She Said: whats a scotus
I Said: Supreme Court Of The United States
She Said: ok
I Said: They Just droped the bar for "Public Use" and "Just compensation" in Amendment 5 and in doing os trampled on the 9th and 10th Amendments. So We've lost a full 3rd of Locke (Live Liberty and Property)
She Said: ah
I Said: Yeah
I Said: Hence Liberty is at stake if the Government can take what you own to give it to someone else without your consent or compensation
She Said: ah
She Said: mines not
She Said: cause once again that's earthly things
She Said: when you have God you have nothing taking anything from you
I Said: You don't get it do you?
She Said: yes
She Said: I do
I Said: What's next?
She Said: and I dont care whats next
I Said: the 4th ammendment?
I Said: the 2nd?
I Said: the 1st?
She Said: so
She Said: why are you SO consumed with earthly things
I Said: Because until Christ Come back we're stuck here.
She Said: And you keep seeking earthly comforts
She Said: why
I Said: What if they took away your bible.
I Said: hm?
I Said: They could do that now and not pay you what it costs
She Said: so
She Said: let them
She Said: the bible is earthly too
She Said: they can never take away my God
She Said: are you this igornat
She Said: eww I cant tell if I typoed cause of this font
She Said: ignorant*
I Said: So you would't mind if the State took everything
She Said: thats right
She Said: I dont mind
She Said: Im not consumed with EARTH
She Said: gesh
She Said: what don you understand
She Said: dont*
I Said: Even your right to worship as you please?
She Said: they can never stop that. Because I can do anything I want. We never had these rights before. People like you and Rob everyone makes fun of because its so sad how you out so much engery into nothing. instead of into God. And what he wants. I DO NOT care what happens here. at all. OK Dont talk to me about news I dont care about it
She Said: and Im not trying to be rude... but I dont care about the things you go on about. Its like gossip
She Said: if you love it fine. but its a sin
She Said: and I dont want any of it

The individual in question knows I log all MSN Conversations and reseve the right to post them as I please.

SecondToDie · Post by **SecondToDie** » 2005-06-23 07:11pm

Since I live in Kansas, I've had the misfortunate of hearing or reading a hell of a lot of stupid fundie quotes. Half of them come from Connie Morris, a conservative (although I think the term "reactionary" better suits her) member of the KS Board of Education and one of the ringleaders of the infamous evolution hearings back in May. She's provided wisdom such as:

"I can only conclude that (scientists) don't have evidence (for evolution)."

"I hope the people of Kansas can walk away (from the hearings) with an extraordinarily magnificent, eye-opening experience as to the holes in the theory of evolution."

And my personal favorite:

"It is our goal to write the standards in such a way that clearly gives educators the right AND responsibility to present the criticism of Darwinism alongside the age-old fairy tale of evolution."

Firefox · Post by **Firefox** » 2005-06-23 07:23pm

There was a discussion in N&P on that topic a few weeks ago. Suffice it to say, news of evolution vs. creationism in Kansas is par for the course, and hasn't turned a head in surprise in years.

Another example of why my home state leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-23 07:42pm

MariusRoi wrote:*snip*

That's the worst I've heard in a good, long while. Almost as bad as the Scientologist who had 'proof' of my thetan possession level I met on the street, or that fundie who has been hounding me for some time. Owwww, the idiocy. It hurts!

Vicious · Post by **Vicious** » 2005-06-24 12:46pm

Damn, my own personal experiences can't match some of this shit, but I'll toss 'em out there. Overheard a conversation between a couple moms I know who are both fundies: "I don't know why I keep getting pregnant, but as long as God keeps sending me children, I'll keep having them." She has 8 kids with another on the way. This woman shags more than Austin Powers. Then there's the conversation (if you can call it that) that I had with a fundie on my street, after inadvertantly saying I was Atheist: Her-"You're going to Hell!" Me-"I don't believe in Hell, Heaven, God, Satan or any other part of your mythology." Her-"Believe in God or you're going to Hell." Me-*repeat above* Her-"Believe in God or you're going to hell!" Me-

*walk away*