Stupidest person ever?

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For those who may care, allow me to repeat the exact series of events that took place here as I read that:

1) I recoiled. RECOILED in my chair.
2) I said, 'Oh DEAR SHIT!!' in a loud voice.
3) I made the face of someone who had just eaten a lemon.
4) My co-worker asked me if something was wrong.
5) My co-worker recoiled from the monitor and exclaimed 'Oh DEAR SHIT!!' in a loud voice while making a sour face of her own.
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Post by Zaia »

Hey GAP, just to be 100% sure, that was you who was talking to her, right? I want to know because I especially like this quote and want to put it in my sig: "Are you telling me that the Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe can do no better than showing a bunch of Mexican peasants an image of Mary in a tortilla or whatever?" :D

Ahhh, my favourite sport is talking to people like Allyson there. They are just TOO! MUCH! FUCKIN'! FUN!!

Lag: LOL!! :D
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Post by Zoink »

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote: You really want to have all the answers, so you believe ANY answers you're given, without evidence.
That's a nice line. You hit the nail on the head with that one. That describes pretty much 100% of the fundies I know. Life is so much easier when all your questions are suddenly "answered".
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Thank you, thank you. Yes, that was me. The tide of idiocy coming from Robin (using Allyson's screen name) was overwhelming, but I kept cool, chose my shots carefully, and in the end she signed off in a huff. Concession accepted. lol
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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I have also emailed Allyson a link to this thread, so that she may witness her friend's stupidity, hear what we think of this, and hopefully relay it to Robin herself. :twisted:
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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The thread title is BLATANT false advertising. This never even mentions DarkStar.
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I ask you, in what way is DarkStar more stupid than this person? He may be more of a no-life asshole with plenty of time to be a dickhead, but that's another matter entirely.
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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Post by Master of Ossus »

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I ask you, in what way is DarkStar more stupid than this person? He may be more of a no-life asshole with plenty of time to be a dickhead, but that's another matter entirely.
DarkStar has formed his own website to advance his ludicrous views, although you are correct in that his primary advantage over weak trolls such as this one is his inherent lack of a life and thus excess of time.
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Post by kojikun »

"Faith, its where the heart is"

thatd make a good slogan. LOL
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Post by LordShaithis »

Precisely. DarkStar is a more industrious and offensive idiot, but when it comes to pure stupidity, how could we do worse than this person?
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

kojikun wrote:"Faith, its where the heart is"

thatd make a good slogan. LOL
Isnt Faith in prison?

Anyway....stupid is as stupid worships :lol:
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