Darth Wong wrote:Well, it looks like the jig is up. The Christians are onto the plot. Might as well come clean ...
OK, it's all true. The end times are coming, and ... I'm the AntiChrist
When you're done doing the anti-christ gig, will you throw a party for your BBS members? I'd say that calls for celebration.
Good idea! Once the Christians have all been taken up and the Earth falls under my dark dominion, we'll have a party. We will drink the blood of the sacrificial lamb (well, maybe we'll just eat pork chops) and revel in our mastery of the world. And we'll have hookers. Lots of hookers!
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Darth Wong wrote:And we'll have hookers. Lots of hookers!
Speaking of hookers, in Holland if you are physically or mentally disabled enough that you can't leave your house the government supplies hookers as part of your disability package. They understand that a healthy sex life is important to overall health.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
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Antediluvian wrote:Well, since we're coming clean...
I'm actually Satan.
Here's an aside you'll find funny. Back in university, a group of guys I know called themselves "God's Drinking Buddies" and had T-Shirts made up with the phrase:
"God's Drinking Buddies"
--we drink 'till we see him--
Note: I'm semi-retired from the board, so if you need something, please be patient.
I'd say that calls for celebration.
