However, nowadays these institutions can't be trusted as they have come under the sway of the Secular Elite and more often than not spew the virus of anti-Americanism rather than healthy civic instruction. As such, the confused American citizen of today doesn't know what to associate Old Glory with, and is just as likely to want to burn it as to pledge his allegiance to it.
For these reasons, we need to make a design change to our Flag, the most visible symbol of our Nation, so that we can educate the ignorant and keep our citizens focused on our cultural values without being led astray by hate-filled, anti-American and anti-Christian demagogues.
Brave Christian members of our government have been conducting this program in the face of staunch opposition from Atheistic and anti-Christian forces for almost 150 years
Yeah, well those designs didn't discriminate against other religions, or look extremely ugly.Some may protest the idea of changing Old Glory as prima facie un-American; this is, however, an historically ignorant point of view. The Flag has undergone numerous design changes over our Nation's history to reflect the changing shape of America
The design is non-denominational and so won't offend the religious minorities who have yet to fully integrate into American Christian society;
And, if that isn't bad enough, here's the proposed design:While beautiful, an ignorant foreigner might mistakenly suspect we were Astrologists or some sort of Stripe Fetishists instead of proper Christians.

And, if that hasn't destroyed your brain cells, check this load of shit out:
http://crossspot.net/objective/mallmission.html
Now I know why they want Landover Baptist to be shut down: With them out of the way, they're officialy the number one craziest religous group in America.