Jesus was Gay, or ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!!11

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-31 01:49pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm not even going to try and make sense of this thread.

Basically some d00d musta listened to his 'Corporate Avenger - Jesus Christ Homosexual.mp3' a few too many times.

And no it wasn't me.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-31 02:18pm

Doctorate in a thesis on gay sprituality?

You can become a PhD for this shit?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-31 06:27pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote: You can become a PhD for this shit?

Stands for Phallic Doctorate?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-31 07:26pm

C'mon, is this such a stretch of probability? A bunch of guys wandering Judea preaching love for your fellow MAN?

Mmmmm, Godly man-love......

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-31 07:50pm

If it turns out that Jesus was in fact gay, does that excuse the Catholic priest?

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 10:24pm

No, unless they prove he's a paedophile too

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-01 12:13am

JodoForce wrote:Well what HAVE you read? Do you have his book already?

No, i haven't read it yet, but have seen a few news articles describing it. Here's a few quotes from one of them:

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6510415%255E421,00.html wrote:Dr McCleary also believes that gay people find it easier to be Christian. "You don't have to be gay to be Christian, but it would be easier," he said....

...He said Jesus's astrological chart, clues in the scriptures to which the churches had been blind and accurate biblical translations had all played a part in his conclusions. "The starting point is the matter of John, who always referred to himself as Jesus's beloved disciple," Dr McCleary said

Now let's look at John...

John 13 wrote:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved

The word "Loved" here is translated from the Greek word, "Agapao" which means to love in a social or moral sense. Every time John is mentioned in this book, it is always in reference to "Agapao" so if someone wants to draw conclusions from that, they obviously haven't looked up to check which of five Greek love words were used.

If his starting point of using John as the reaonsing is wrong, i don't think i have to check much more to see that his reasonings on the whole issue are wrong.

P.S. For the link above, remove the colon.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-06-01 06:34am

JodoForce wrote:No, unless they prove he's a paedophile too

"Oh Jesus, my son is very sick! Wont you place your hands upon him and deliver your divine healing?"

"Sure, come back in ten."

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-01 06:35am

Hethrir wrote: If his starting point of using John as the reaonsing is wrong, i don't think i have to check much more to see that his reasonings on the whole issue are wrong.

P.S. For the link above, remove the colon.

but what about the original Hebrew scriptures?

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-01 07:39am

JodoForce wrote:but what about the original Hebrew scriptures?

Hebrew is OT, Greek is NT. What about the Hebrew Scriptures?

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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-01 02:22pm

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Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-02 12:00pm

Apparently this person hasn't heard of Mary Magdelene.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 12:35pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Apparently this person hasn't heard of Mary Magdelene.

She was the original Holy Faghag. Don't you know anything?

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-06-02 05:00pm

jesus walked around in the desert with 12 guys and 1 chick who he supposedly never screwed, he was all about loving "your fellow man" who's bed do you think he was in at night? Judas betrayed him cuz jesus decided he liked Mark or Luke better. Duh

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-03 11:10am

NapoleonGH wrote:jesus walked around in the desert with 12 guys and 1 chick who he supposedly never screwed, he was all about loving "your fellow man" who's bed do you think he was in at night? Judas betrayed him cuz jesus decided he liked Mark or Luke better. Duh

Now that explains.... a lot.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-04 04:07am

NapoleonGH wrote:jesus walked around in the desert with 12 guys and 1 chick who he supposedly never screwed, he was all about loving "your fellow man" who's bed do you think he was in at night? Judas betrayed him cuz jesus decided he liked Mark or Luke better. Duh

look at the form of love used in Greek. It's the difference between giving your female friend a hug, and taking her to bed.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-06-04 03:48pm

Wow hethrir, you have about as much a sense of humor as a dead horse...not that a dead horse isnt funny, but it certainly doesnt laugh at obvious jokes.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-05 04:48am

ahhh, I get it now. sorry, I'm just so used to such things...