Worst Christian Slogan ever

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-29 01:10am

XaLEv wrote:How about one where the Cthulhu squid is eating all three?

That’s new to me.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-29 02:12am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
XaLEv wrote:How about one where the Cthulhu squid is eating all three?
That’s new to me.

Especially when only 2 where mentioned.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-29 02:46am

SyntaxVorlon wrote: Especially when only 2 where mentioned.

Jesus fish
Darwin fish
Truth fish

And in case there's any confusion, I didn't mean I've actually seen one of Cthulhu eating the others. I meant more that it would be cool.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-29 03:42am

Kitsune wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I'd like a bumper sticker where the Jesus fish and the Science/Darwin fish were swimming side-by-side.
...no, screw that, I hate fish.
How about "Lord, Please save me from your Followers"
Seen that and considered it amusing and true.

Almost as much fun as playing Jethro Tull for the Fundies at work....

Oh, My current one is a result of having a lot of Japanese at work....

The Christians are trying to convert them...

Try explaining that they already have a goddess thank you very much.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-29 04:12am

The Methodist church close to my parents' house in IN put one up on their bullitin right after Harry Potter came out that said, "God is the real Potter." That's sure going to make me belive that we wre sculpted out of clay by an invisible man in the sky.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-29 04:19am

Yuri Prime wrote:The Methodist church close to my parents' house in IN put one up on their bullitin right after Harry Potter came out that said, "God is the real Potter." That's sure going to make me belive that we wre sculpted out of clay by an invisible man in the sky.

Hehe. So is Voldemort Satan? Then God must be a pansy if he can't beat him.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-29 04:43am

neoolong wrote:
Yuri Prime wrote:The Methodist church close to my parents' house in IN put one up on their bullitin right after Harry Potter came out that said, "God is the real Potter." That's sure going to make me belive that we wre sculpted out of clay by an invisible man in the sky.
Hehe. So is Voldemort Satan? Then God must be a pansy if he can't beat him.

Who knows? God can't even deal with iron charriots. I can understand where a powerful wizard would be a bit over his head. They had another one right after 9-11 that said, "Towers may fall but God stands tall."

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-29 08:03am

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:"Noah obeyed God and became the Survivor of the first reality show."

I doubt the ratings were very high for it though.

Yeah, 'specially since the viewers were all in watery graves.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-06-29 08:14am

Hethrir wrote:I'm about to head on to church tonight, and I think i'll suggest some funny signs. Any suggestions?

Jesus is coming. Ladies, be ready.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-29 08:24am

Hrm the Local Methodist church has a sign with whacky messages. Right now, the sign is:

Prevent "Truth" Decay. Read your Bible.

Yes, Truth was in quotation marks.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-29 08:34am

Alex Moon wrote:
Hethrir wrote:I'm about to head on to church tonight, and I think i'll suggest some funny signs. Any suggestions?
Jesus is coming. Ladies, be ready.

Actually I prefer to say, "Jesus is coming, are you going to spit or swallow?"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-29 09:15pm

These must be some of the most poorly worded slogans, although not the worst.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-30 04:38am

Hethrir wrote:I'm about to head on to church tonight, and I think i'll suggest some funny signs. Any suggestions?

There's the calssic "Jesus is coming, everyone look busy".

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-30 07:56am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:These must be some of the most poorly worded slogans, although not the worst.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-30 08:19am

suggestions wrote:snippy

Thanks for the suggestions. I rather like "sign broken, come inside for message." I'll see about getting a funny on eput up next week. If they listen to me that is.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-30 07:38pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:These must be some of the most poorly worded slogans, although not the worst.

Funny.

Traceroute · Post by **Traceroute** » 2003-06-30 07:58pm

"Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King."

haha! I want to build a new temple to Zeus just to I can put that on the sign out front ...

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-06-30 09:25pm

WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-07-01 05:37pm

I always like the one that read: "Don't let worries kill you, let the church help"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-07-01 05:44pm

ph34r G0d's 1337 sk1llz!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-02 03:44am

Jesus loves everyone
We just hate everyone who is not us.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-07-03 01:39am

I'll never forget a small town I lived in in N.C. There was a Christian radio station with a big neon cross bearing a little slogan. The building itself was very small and set a fair distance back from the road, with only a small sign announcing its purpose, but the cross was right on the curb on the corner of the lot. Next door was a bank. As you drove along the road, it looked for all the world like the bank had put up the sign "Jesus Saves".

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-07-03 01:44am

His Divine Shadow wrote:I always like the one that read: "Don't let worries kill you, let the church help"

There's a double meaning in that. I like this one.

FireNexus · Post by **FireNexus** » 2003-07-03 02:05am

The best sign I saw on a church was "We ARE opened between Easter and Christmas..."

I thought it was funny.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-07-03 03:04am

The most moronic one I have seen so far wasn't on a church display but on a sign in front of some fundie's house who lives in our town.

It reads:

Seek Jesus
Answers given
Rejoice in him
Salvation is yours

the "R" one may be a bit different IIRC but it was something along those lines.

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