Another Chick P.O.S.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-06 10:44pm

*snort, chuckle laugh*

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-10-07 04:19am

This is too funny. But alas sad atleast the WTOTC fuckers know who they're targeting, and what they are doing Chick is fucking retarded.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2002-10-07 04:31am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:"The Islamic religion is bringing England to her knees."

WTF??????

I would hazard a guess that this might have something to do with all the conspiracy theories about England being Islamicized if Dodi Al-Fayed married Princess Diana...about the future King of England having a Muslim mother etc. etc.

KG

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-08 12:13am

I think I'm going to hurl. This is the same Christian bigot BS Chick has been pusing out for decades. For some reason, he thinks the Bible is superior to other holy books. Perhaps if he was a Muslim, he's devote his life to slandering Christians, and using the Koran as the ultimate authority. Who's he going to misunderstand next? Jews? Non-Fundie Christians?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-08 12:47am

Possibly (probably)

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-08 01:13am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think I'm going to hurl. This is the same Christian bigot BS Chick has been pusing out for decades. For some reason, he thinks the Bible is superior to other holy books. Perhaps if he was a Muslim, he's devote his life to slandering Christians, and using the Koran as the ultimate authority. Who's he going to misunderstand next? Jews? Non-Fundie Christians?

He's already gotten to Jews and Evolution. I'm not sure he's done a report on Zoroastrianism, yet.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-10-08 01:02pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think I'm going to hurl. This is the same Christian bigot BS Chick has been pusing out for decades. For some reason, he thinks the Bible is superior to other holy books. Perhaps if he was a Muslim, he's devote his life to slandering Christians, and using the Koran as the ultimate authority. Who's he going to misunderstand next? Jews? Non-Fundie Christians?

I think he's already slandered non-fundie Christians, with his yelling about Catholics and all.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-08 03:17pm

I would hazard a guess that this might have something to do with all the conspiracy theories about England being Islamicized if Dodi Al-Fayed married Princess Diana...about the future King of England having a Muslim mother etc. etc.

Too bad that got shot down when Princess Diana expired. Ten bucks says it was Chick.

^^

Cromag · Post by **Cromag** » 2002-10-08 05:24pm

How about this gem?

Clearly, the man didn't do even an hour of research before spewing this garbage. If he had, he would have realized the egregious error he made with the male/female ratio of the participants.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-08 08:38pm

Cromag wrote:How about this gem?

Clearly, the man didn't do even an hour of research before spewing this garbage. If he had, he would have realized the egregious error he made with the male/female ratio of the participants.

That is so wrong. Not only is there absolutely NO connection between witchcraft and Dungeons and Dragons, but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D. That piece of crap depicted no less than THREE. Maybe it's just Chick trying to hit us over the head with the image that women are the source of evil in the world. I've also noticed that most of his protagonists are male. Perhaps he is also a sexist, adding to the list of his crimes against multicellular life.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-08 08:51pm

From Chick's little fantasy:

The intense occult training through D&D prepared Debbie to accept the invitation to enter a witches coven

ROFLOL

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-08 09:57pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Cromag wrote:How about this gem?

Clearly, the man didn't do even an hour of research before spewing this garbage. If he had, he would have realized the egregious error he made with the male/female ratio of the participants.
That is so wrong. Not only is there absolutely NO connection between witchcraft and Dungeons and Dragons, but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D. That piece of crap depicted no less than THREE. Maybe it's just Chick trying to hit us over the head with the image that women are the source of evil in the world. I've also noticed that most of his protagonists are male. Perhaps he is also a sexist, adding to the list of his crimes against multicellular life.

Haven't encounted D&D playing girls, but I've encountered them playing pretty much every other system.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-10-08 10:00pm

weemadando wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
Cromag wrote:How about this gem?

Clearly, the man didn't do even an hour of research before spewing this garbage. If he had, he would have realized the egregious error he made with the male/female ratio of the participants.
That is so wrong. Not only is there absolutely NO connection between witchcraft and Dungeons and Dragons, but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D. That piece of crap depicted no less than THREE. Maybe it's just Chick trying to hit us over the head with the image that women are the source of evil in the world. I've also noticed that most of his protagonists are male. Perhaps he is also a sexist, adding to the list of his crimes against multicellular life.
Haven't encounted D&D playing girls, but I've encountered them playing pretty much every other system.

I used to date a girl that played D&D. She was the SOLE D&D playing girl I encountered until many years later and I dated her too...Hmmm, I must like girls that play D&D

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-08 10:05pm

http://www.chick.com/articles/dnd.asp

Wow, a whole 11 acts of violence and suicide where the people had some link to D&D over two years.

Wait a moment, I think that each of them would have been in a church at some point before their death... Ban church! It is clearly the cause of these childrens disgusting behaviour and tragic deaths!

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-08 10:19pm

weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/articles/dnd.asp

Wow, a whole 11 acts of violence and suicide where the people had some link to D&D over two years.

Wait a moment, I think that each of them would have been in a church at some point before their death... Ban church! It is clearly the cause of these childrens disgusting behaviour and tragic deaths!

Did you know that if you remove all water from someone's diet, they will have a significantly reduced chance of dying of cancer? Let's get rit of our lousy H2O!

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-10-09 11:29am

Master of Ossus wrote:...but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D.

Really?

Every Tuesday after high-school, I used to play D&D in a group of ten that had three girls in it. Everyhing related to fantasy seems to be popular among girls nowadays, at least here.

Being such an ill-informed European, I had no idea who this Jack Chick is. Is he a well-known person in the USA?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-09 11:37am

Oberleutnant wrote:Being such an ill-informed European, I had no idea who this Jack Chick is. Is he a well-known person in the USA?

No, he's a well-reviled person in the USA. Or, he ought to be.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-09 03:30pm

Who the fuck is this guy?

He thinks that D&D promotes satanism? IIRC the Bible says that Satan is the lord of hell and sinners are cast down there for the rest of eternity to be tortured at his whim. He was supposed to be punished but he gets power! The bible promotes satanism more than he says D&D does.

Of course if i'm wrong about the lord of hell bit i've just made myself look like a pillock.

To paraphrase Terry Pratchett:
"Whatever you believe happens to you after you die will happen. That's why it's best to shhoot those christain missionarys that say you'll go to hell for your sins as soon as possible!"

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-10-09 04:33pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Cromag wrote:How about this gem?

Clearly, the man didn't do even an hour of research before spewing this garbage. If he had, he would have realized the egregious error he made with the male/female ratio of the participants.
That is so wrong. Not only is there absolutely NO connection between witchcraft and Dungeons and Dragons, but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D. That piece of crap depicted no less than THREE. Maybe it's just Chick trying to hit us over the head with the image that women are the source of evil in the world. I've also noticed that most of his protagonists are male. Perhaps he is also a sexist, adding to the list of his crimes against multicellular life.

The Fundies are still harping about that?

Oh wait, I know they do. I used to be one.

D&D being connected to witchcraft is about as plausible as playing rock records backwards and getting Satanic messages. Anyone else remember that bullshit?

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-10-09 04:36pm

(Who the fuck is this guy?)

A stupid American Christian Fundamentalist who writes these laughable books called tracts which tries to convert people. They're always full of lies and half-truths.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-09 06:37pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think I'm going to hurl. This is the same Christian bigot BS Chick has been pusing out for decades. For some reason, he thinks the Bible is superior to other holy books. Perhaps if he was a Muslim, he's devote his life to slandering Christians, and using the Koran as the ultimate authority. Who's he going to misunderstand next? Jews? Non-Fundie Christians?
He's already gotten to Jews and Evolution. I'm not sure he's done a report on Zoroastrianism, yet.

He has?

Show me them, so I can luke (laugh and puke).

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-09 06:50pm

Amazing! If you play a GAME you will become a witch/wizard and cast real spells (

) and commit suicide if you lose.

Perhaps if you play chess, you're a evil ruthless killer because you can sometimes sacrifice pieces?

Perhaps if you play Monopoly you're a greedy bastard who wants to bankrupt people?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-10-09 07:22pm

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD BOARDWALK'S HOTEL, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

*swollows car and chokes*

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-09 08:22pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Amazing! If you play a GAME you will become a witch/wizard and cast real spells ( ) and commit suicide if you lose.

Perhaps if you play chess, you're a evil ruthless killer because you can sometimes sacrifice pieces?

Perhaps if you play Monopoly you're a greedy bastard who wants to bankrupt people?

Notice how Chick's intellectual vomit have made him a very wealthy person (relatively speaking), but how he consistently tries to use money in an attempt to get his readers to feel angry at them. This is clearly hypocrisy, which I have come to expect from fundamentalists.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-09 08:24pm

Dammit! I win every time at Risk, but I have yet to achieve world domination.

Stupid Chick.