How Much Porn is Too Much Porn?

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You know when you have too much porn when you expect everything in life to be like a porno movie.
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SpacedTeddyBear wrote:You know when you have too much porn when you expect everything in life to be like a porno movie.
:shock: Damn! You mean looking like Ron Jeremy isn't going to get me lots of chicks? Sonofva.... :x
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Uraniun235 wrote:Image[/img]
I hope some of those were made by you... :shock: :P
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EmperorMing wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Image[/img]
I hope some of those were made by you... :shock: :P
Uh... no, no you don't.

Trust me.
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Uraniun235 wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Image[/img]
I hope some of those were made by you... :shock: :P
Uh... no, no you don't.

Trust me.
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http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthre ... eadid=4475

If you're one of the porn addicts described in that journal, you likely view too much porn.
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Hmmm....assuming high quality divx compression it works out to roughly 3 hours or so per gig, so that there's about 45 hours of high grade porn on that hard drive. Using typical compression it probably works out to over 100 hours worth, which would take 4 days and a bit of non-stop viewing to see it all. In any case that should be good for a heck of a lot of ummm...sessions. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out how many sessions worth of porn it works out to. :P :D

Now the fact that I know this probably means I've watched too much porn, but I disagree with that. I've watched a lot of porn, but it ain't too much yet. Too much is when you get tendinitis in your wrists and hands. :P
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aerius wrote:Hmmm....assuming high quality divx compression it works out to roughly 3 hours or so per gig, so that there's about 45 hours of high grade porn on that hard drive. Using typical compression it probably works out to over 100 hours worth, which would take 4 days and a bit of non-stop viewing to see it all. In any case that should be good for a heck of a lot of ummm...sessions. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out how many sessions worth of porn it works out to. :P :D

Now the fact that I know this probably means I've watched too much porn, but I disagree with that. I've watched a lot of porn, but it ain't too much yet. Too much is when you get tendinitis in your wrists and hands. :P
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aerius wrote:Hmmm....assuming high quality divx compression it works out to roughly 3 hours or so per gig, so that there's about 45 hours of high grade porn on that hard drive. Using typical compression it probably works out to over 100 hours worth, which would take 4 days and a bit of non-stop viewing to see it all. In any case that should be good for a heck of a lot of ummm...sessions. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out how many sessions worth of porn it works out to. :P :D

Now the fact that I know this probably means I've watched too much porn, but I disagree with that. I've watched a lot of porn, but it ain't too much yet. Too much is when you get tendinitis in your wrists and hands. :P
Not all of that is movies, my friend... look at the sheer number of files.

salm: I believe Mike coined the phrase best... "hairy man-ass"...

Is that really something you like to see in your pornography?!?
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