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Hmm, didn't hear about that... but I did hear that men are going extint in several millenea. The Y chromosome is growing smaller and smaller and inevitably will poof from existance, which makes me wonder how the human race will continue. But enough of that, just use mass media to continue to promote blonde popularity. Then a lot of people will rush out and buy hair dyes to be blonde. If you want to help keep some of the blondes stereotypical (stupid) then add toxins to certian brands of hair bleach to make them stupid... did anyone catch the sarcasim of that? If natural blondes were meant to die out then they were meant to die out.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft in this day and age of fake blondes?

In the end I don't think it really matter...as I am trying to find a perfect red head with green eyes and no frekles :P
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Larz wrote:Hmm, didn't hear about that... but I did hear that men are going extint in several millenea. The Y chromosome is growing smaller and smaller and inevitably will poof from existance, which makes me wonder how the human race will continue.
LOL! Where would you hear something as silly as that?
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Saying that blondes will go out of existance is based on the same fallacy as saying that short people will go out of existance.

Personally my hair is red and that's even more recessive than blond.
My mother had blond hair and my father had darkbrown/black hair.
According to genetic statistics my traits shouldn't have appeared but yet here I am.

Interesting trivia:
In 95' a black couple in bronx got a white child. Since neither had white parents the husband accused the wife of cheating, but DNA testing showed that it was their child. The explanation was genetically simple, they both came from african-american slave families. Down the line their grandgrand*X*mothers had been raped by whites. Since the recessive white gene appeared in both their genes the chance was, to say the least, slim. But still it happened.

It is not uncommon to see redhaired persons in southern spain. Black hair being dominant and both parents having black hair doesn't remove the chance since the recessive gene is very much still in the pool.
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Larz wrote:Hmm, didn't hear about that... but I did hear that men are going extint in several millenea. The Y chromosome is growing smaller and smaller and inevitably will poof from existance, which makes me wonder how the human race will continue.
LOL! Where would you hear something as silly as that?
can't remember off the top of my head... never did research it though, but I was planning on doing so (but I never got off my ass to do so). It does sound silly, but I won't dismiss it until I find an article to ridicule (besides, genetics never was my game so I honostly can't form a decisive opinion on such without reading more into it)
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I've always prefered dark hair myself. And besides there are plenty of fake blondes around anyway. Given me a woman with nice raven hair (and some nice assests) and I'm happy.
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Larz wrote:
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Larz wrote:Hmm, didn't hear about that... but I did hear that men are going extint in several millenea. The Y chromosome is growing smaller and smaller and inevitably will poof from existance, which makes me wonder how the human race will continue.
LOL! Where would you hear something as silly as that?
can't remember off the top of my head... never did research it though, but I was planning on doing so (but I never got off my ass to do so). It does sound silly, but I won't dismiss it until I find an article to ridicule (besides, genetics never was my game so I honostly can't form a decisive opinion on such without reading more into it)
I seem to remember the existance of some hardcore man hating feminists claim that sort of thing, however as the Y chromosome is passed down identically from father to son then theoretically that could happen by random mutation (the fact that your talking millions of years and not mellenia here, and it assumes that each man will only have one son at most, it doesn't work that way is clearly lost on them)
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Y: The Descent of Man by Steve Jones.

He used to be one of my lecturers, so it must be true.

And maybe blondes are all dying out because of selection - I'm sure a tendency to get hideously drunk and fall off white stillettoes cannot be advantageous to the gene pool...

(I am blonde, so I know what I'm talking about)
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innerbrat wrote:Y: The Descent of Man by Steve Jones.

He used to be one of my lecturers, so it must be true.

And maybe blondes are all dying out because of selection - I'm sure a tendency to get hideously drunk and fall off white stillettoes cannot be advantageous to the gene pool...

(I am blonde, so I know what I'm talking about)
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I think she's joking, man.

I had bio last year, and there is no way to get rid of the blond gene, unless for some reason the entire planet became darkened and the blond hair was disadvantageous.
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Forget blondes, who needs 'em? What I want to know is when are we going to see people with blue hair?
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data_link wrote:Forget blondes, who needs 'em? What I want to know is when are we going to see people with blue hair?
Yes data_link I KNOW you want an Rei clone... So do I...

You'll see people with blue hair when the men the world over realize that the right thing is only to hang with girls with blue hair, thus causing women the world over to turn themselves into Ayanami look-alikes.
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200 years? I'll be dead by then! I know plenty of blondes now!
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innerbrat wrote:Y: The Descent of Man by Steve Jones.

He used to be one of my lecturers, so it must be true.

And maybe blondes are all dying out because of selection - I'm sure a tendency to get hideously drunk and fall off white stillettoes cannot be advantageous to the gene pool...

(I am blonde, so I know what I'm talking about)
Oh no not again...

Though I doubt all blondes are as dumb as you describe.
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:Forget blondes, who needs 'em? What I want to know is when are we going to see people with blue hair?
Yes data_link I KNOW you want an Rei clone... So do I...

You'll see people with blue hair when the men the world over realize that the right thing is only to hang with girls with blue hair, thus causing women the world over to turn themselves into Ayanami look-alikes.
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of Ruri Hoshino - Rei's alright, but she has no personality, and I find girls that lack personality to be uninteresting. Besides, I'm not sure that I could handle the change after she merges with lilith...
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data_link wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:Forget blondes, who needs 'em? What I want to know is when are we going to see people with blue hair?
Yes data_link I KNOW you want an Rei clone... So do I...

You'll see people with blue hair when the men the world over realize that the right thing is only to hang with girls with blue hair, thus causing women the world over to turn themselves into Ayanami look-alikes.
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of Ruri Hoshino - Rei's alright, but she has no personality, and I find girls that lack personality to be uninteresting. Besides, I'm not sure that I could handle the change after she merges with lilith...
Me neither. But back to the subject? How do we save blondes.

Simple.

Mate with them. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Me neither. But back to the subject? How do we save blondes.

Simple.

Mate with them. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Are you sure you could explain the process to them? I mean, inserting tab a into slut b is rather complicated for a blonde. :D

Yes, that was a joke.
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Sigh this is fairly simple. Take all the copies of "hair colour" alleles in a population and divide by the total. Let's say you have:
blond - b being the relative frequency.
not blond - B being the relative frequency.
Now we know:
b+B = 1

and then obviously:
(b+B)^2 = 1

bb+2Bb+BB =1

Now the above relates the genotypic frequency. 1:2:1 (homozygous recessive, heterozygous, homozygous dominant).

In other words if mating is completely random (and all the other Hardy-Weinberg assumptions are met) then blonds will always be present. Whatever the allele frequency for the blond allele is ... the relative frequency of blonds will be that squared.

As far as genetic drift, hell even natural selection eliminating blonds in 200 years ... forget it. Let's say we went out and shot every Blond person for the next 200 years ... if that practice was stopped after 200 hundred years it would take just about 9 months for new blonds to enter the world. Eliminating recessives is the DAMN hardest thing to do in population genetics. Even if every blond was killed since the Pyramids were built ... they'd still exist in the population (this is also why anyone advocating eugenics is a moron ... we, our children, our grandchildren, and our great grandchildren will all be dead before anything susbstantial comes from it). Dominates, on the other hand, can be axed in one generation.

Selection is based off of current phenotypes. Future phenotypes are based on the genotypes of the mating population.

As far as the Y chromosomes ... whatever. The average human male can keep a multitude of females pregnant. If shrinking Y-chromosomes are an issue (to the point of sterility) then the rare genetic freaks with abnormally long Y's would have more fertile male offspring which will relatively quickly lengthen the average Y chromosome length.

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Larz wrote:Hmm, didn't hear about that... but I did hear that men are going extint in several millenea. The Y chromosome is growing smaller and smaller and inevitably will poof from existance, which makes me wonder how the human race will continue.
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data_link wrote: Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of Ruri Hoshino - Rei's alright, but she has no personality, and I find girls that lack personality to be uninteresting. Besides, I'm not sure that I could handle the change after she merges with lilith...
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No one said you had to read the fine print. In fact, most corporations count on people not to. But forget blue hair. I want purple!
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You go have your fantasies about older women. :D I want Asuka and Rei. :twisted:
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You go have your fantasies about older women. :D I want Asuka and Rei. :twisted:
Fine. I liked Hikari better anyway.
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data_link wrote: Fine. I liked Hikari better anyway.
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data_link wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You go have your fantasies about older women. :D I want Asuka and Rei. :twisted:
Fine. I liked Hikari better anyway.
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